rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

Or the Oslo Accords, for that matter!

"... named, of course, for Helsinki, Sweden."

I dunno, that looks kind of tasty! I just wouldnt think of it as being a pizza.

And it's really not crying out for ketchup.

definitely an adaptation of a doner rather than a pizza.

https://vine.co/v/MHvPbW3mh0r

http://i.imgur.com/hbw72Gf.jpg

sexy fast food jacuzzi

I ... what is that yellow stuff on the pizza in the vine? Mustard?

chick fil a sauce
http://www.girlplusfood.net/2012/07/chick-fil-sauce.html

Ah, so I wasnt far off.

Ew.

i like the hot dog toaster!

fun article
https://www.guernicamag.com/daily/helen-rosner-on-chicken-tenders

http://arbys.com/vegetariansupport

only in the Philippines

http://www.eater.com/2015/7/9/8920669/kfc-fried-chicken-crust-pizza

for now...

I didn't say anything, but that was an informative link, NA.

Just took me a night's sleep to get over the slogan: We Have The Meats

http://i.imgur.com/juTvrLg.png

lol

pplains have you not heard the Ving Rhames ads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCOwU_MxrtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG1W5zB2WaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=19&v=Jv5StAv77Dg

er:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5StAv77Dg

https://vimeo.com/132688253

So basically the Chizza is a more elaborate Parma?

"You ready, Ving?"

"Just give me one more sec."

You feel that sting? That's pride FUCKING with you. FUCK PRIDE.

"Yeah. OK. Start rolling."

I went to an up-and-coming chain called Hurricane Wings that occupied a former TGI Fridays space

it ain't no Margaritaville

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8G_jDcLNo

My armour is like tenfold shields. My teeth are swords, my claws, spears; the shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings... a hurricane! And my breath... death!

:D

only in the Philippines

http://www.eater.com/2015/7/9/8920669/kfc-fried-chicken-crust-pizza

for now...

― Number None, Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think that eater article is a bit OTT... The FKC pizza just seems like an extension of a parma?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_parmigiana

hi guys i am spending my week working w/ these ppl http://www.am-fe.ift.org/cms/?pid=1001008

say hi to my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss for me

they look like some guys who like to eat some nice lima beans and pot roast

what is this dude's deal
http://www.am-fe.ift.org/tmpl_images/2015/Mike-Walsh-sm.jpg

sushi on the way to the board meeting, a quick nosh

the only women are on the women panel, way to go food science conference

my buddy ordered the hot dog pizza thing today

http://i58.tinypic.com/2ds1iww.jpg

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🍕🍗🍝🍔

pioneer

It looks like a Dune diorama made entirely of dough, meat and cheese. Sandworms attack!

lol, well put

lmao i guess i sent this when i was druuuunk earlier

http://i59.tinypic.com/2ups86b.png

Dogs in the crust, guys

http://vimeo.com/132926278

I already said it looked like a parma dammit S.

http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/what-its-like-to-actually-eat-the-food-in-oakland-county-jail/Content?oid=2354552

seemed a good place for it.

good lord

helluva story

fucking hell

the recipes seemed fuckin delicious compared to the description of the actual food...and jizz...and maggots

hate you forks

Goddamn it. I fucking hate the prison system. I hate the idiot mentality that assumes prisoners deserve whatever happens to them, from nutriloaf to prison rape. Stupid fucking country.

we're fully back on some 19th century penal system shit now with this

Goddamn it. I fucking hate the prison system. I hate the idiot mentality that assumes prisoners deserve whatever happens to them, from nutriloaf to prison rape. Stupid fucking country.

^^^

For profit prisons/prison services need to be nuked from space. In a capitalist system you should never put a profit motive on suffering because people will suffer and suffer terribly.

Does this go here? http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair