rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

for playlist's sake, here's youtube's own william singe sitting in for ed sheeran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10gMglvYXo

This is a quick, mid-year reminder that all available tracks mentioned on this thread (and a handful of album selections from each listed) are being posted as updated to the thread-specific Spotify playlist. I just did a top-to-bottom sweep prior to posting this message and have updated as of today with everything that's been added on Spotify since it was first mentioned.

I double dare you to spend two hours with this.

ILX's Rolling Worst Songs of 2015 Thread Spotify Playlist

No. 2 in Denmark, as well as the scatological sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF_6u7IHNZs

oh god I hadn't even gotten to the rap

or what I am guessing is an r. kelly interpolation

kill me

Wow that's almost the exact opposite of how I expected a song with that title to play out

(Xp) ... Except for the rap, which was TOTALLY predictable

You were expecting maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1pBKjV1rI

Judging by the frequency with which I hear it out in the wild, it is looking like Andy Grammar's "Honey I'm Good" is a hit, thus completing its status as this year's "Rude."

Oh god, I forgot about that song.

"rude" is a fucking incredibly rich song compared to "honey i'm good"

https://youtu.be/DqX-BC7ImXU

(you may remember this guy from decline of western civilization ii drunk in the pool)

Alternately, we may remember him from being a total racist prick.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/07/16/former-w-s-p-guitarist-chris-holmes-dream/

Here, in "blind item" style, from Duff's autobio:

https://books.google.com/books?id=8I4fw88skq0C&lpg=PA132&dq=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&pg=PA132#v=onepage&q=slash%20duff%20rainbow%20tattoo&f=false

'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself

Oh god.

The first time I listened to that song, I made the mistake of turning it off before he sings "she made me go wee hee".

There needs to be a thread for "things worse than the worst" for Chris Holmes. He's a fuckin mess

a car crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKlZELdJh8

the real life derek smalls is the bassist in his group I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU&feature=youtu.be

hahaha oh man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs

I fully expect to be the only one who dislikes this song, but this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7EzjJvMLKo

terrible band

great band, idk what i think of that song though

this sounds like a bond theme performed by toddlers who are gargling hydrochloric acid

I was all set to love it after this description, but the I listened and it isn't very good

lol at the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm9G-bkb18

i like the micachu song a lot but i love your description of it, katherine

That's a goldmine Cosmic Slop.

I kinda like the song Katherine posted. It reminds me of when I was in college I used to drive around with this guy who had a cassette copy of Mezzanine stuck in his shitty van's shitty cassette player. I really liked the album, but whenever I tried to listen to it later on CD, it didn't do the same thing for me as when it was buzzing out of his crusty old speakers.

the vocals sound like they were recorded on a built-in laptop microphone with the noise filter turned on

lol at the lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/v/erm9G-bkb18&fs=1&hl=en

My God, it's like Karl Welzein came to life...

only one listen in but what the teetotal fuck happened carlito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV8SQerjYvg

I don't really like hating on this because he's queer and cute and I actually did like "Grace Kelly," but my god this is insufferable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZQ_9eebry0

my link was cee-lo's "robin williams" btw; maybe don't google it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSP4DJtRbak

"We are the new Americana
High on legal marijuana
Raised on Biggie and Nirvana"

dear god, lol

i saw her open for imagine dragons a few weeks back and she had diehard fans among the floor dwellers. this song was pretty eye-rolly but i thought her set was okay - the midpoint of sky ferreira and ldr.

'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haha, this guy is indeed terrible when I first heard this I thought nothing could be worse but after 5 listens I'm surprised to find I like it when it comes on the radio, nonsensical lyrics and all

the posing authenticity idiotic aesthetics of this one is a lot more difficult to take for me (and since it's re-released as an international single now, it's both worst songs 2014 and 2015 material)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOxvDFeQTy4

great news everybody

"strip no more" is #1

we did it

brb dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTxtioXVZQE

This has to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMr7NCFoHFo

Maroon 5 + fun + a pile of garbage=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi5arsIXA4

http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2015/08/05/417728439/macklemore-ryan-lewis-return-with-ode-to-parenting-growing-up

"let's be birds, I want to fling birdseed and shit all over your walls"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6kB_4vzH0

I hope he has very rich parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet. The only explanation is that either you all don't listen to Sirius or I'm crazy and it isn't the worst thing infesting the airwaves rn

this is my shite song

I kinda can't even be mad at this song, since it sounds EXACTLY like about 5,000 other songs. I mean, who gives a care anymore.

a) fight song is perfectly fine b) odd how the "hooray for teenage girls!" brigade doesn't have much use for songs actually meant for teenage girls, specifically to help them

I have been spared the spotify playlist from hell for a while but the monster is back with some new playlists now, a whole load of new garbage destroying all serenity and equilibirum. Vibeyness is in tatters now, branches snapped and tossed aside, leaves crushed underfoot, capitalists concreting over meadows.

His current weapon is something called Cool for the Summer. Its probably not as bad as the ones he was playing last time but theres been a period where he didnt play music and i began to recover and even forget that sounds like this has escaped into the wild like fire ants discarded as pets