If you don't know what this is, you have no right to call yourself a '90s kid

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rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:27 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:28 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:28 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:31 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:35 (four years ago) link


legendary wireless executive (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:37 (four years ago) link

mind control

rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Sunday, 14 June 2015 23:59 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Monday, 15 June 2015 00:02 (four years ago) link


rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Monday, 15 June 2015 00:23 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

pft, if I don't know a dog-powered butter churn when I see one then my name isn't Grungey McNineties

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:25 (four years ago) link

churnin' on the flippity flop

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 03:43 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

If you don't know what deez nuts are...

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 21 December 2015 22:17 (four years ago) link

Doug is back at his house wondering why everyone except for him were invited to Roger's house. He asks Porkchop if he had done something to make everyone hate him.

He draws a picture of his alter ego Quailman and imagines Quailman and Quaildog flying in the air. The two superheroes are playing miniature golf at the golf course and run into Mr. Dink, who is hypnotized and offers Quailman an exploding golf ball, much to his confusion. Later, the two superheroes go for a snack at the snack bar, where they are offered Zombie Chips by a hypnotized Patti. Quailman then meets a hypnotized Skeeter mopping the floor and asks him if he would like to play Quail chess with him. But Skeeter responds that he would rather kiss a moving train then spend the afternoon with him, calling him "Frailman" in the process. When the superheroes discover that everyone is hypnotized, they return to the Thicket of Solitude, where Quaildog watches a game called "The Wheel of Snacks on TV, which the superheroes discover that their archenemy Dr. Klozenstein is hosting. They also learn that the villain is hypnotizing them through a TV with Zombie Chips. Quaildog almost becomes hypnotized, but Quailman uses the quail whistle to break the TV and snap Quaildog out of it. The two superheroes then go to the TV station where they tape Wheel of Snacks, where Mr. Bone loses getting a bag of Greasy Puffs during the show. Quailman and Quaildog break into the show and try to thwart Dr. Klotzenstein's evil plan. But they later decide to play for the villain's game by strapping themselves to the wheel and playing for the Spicy Pork Roll-overs, only to learn that it was a trick to get them out of the way. Dr. Klotzenstein activates the wheel and has the two superheroes spinning. Luckily, Quaildog uses his Quail tail to pull the lever to stop the rotating wheel, as well as a key to free himself and Quailman. The two heroes then return with a big bag of beets to pour down on Dr. Klotzenstein. They give them to the others, who are now back to normal and give the two superheroes an encore as they fly away.

The scene then cuts to Doug at the front of his house telling Porkchop that Quailman didn't mope around while his archenemy took over. So he and Porkchop go to Roger's house and asks why he was the only one not invited there. So Roger surprises him and tells him that everyone was giving him a celebration of his first year anniversary of staying at Bluffington. Doug then states through voice-over that he has to have faith in his friends, because true friends will never let you down. As Doug blows out the candles of the cake he is offered, the screen turns black and Skeeter asks Doug if he wants Greasy Puffs, to which Doug responds "No thanks."

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 22:21 (four years ago) link

seven months pass...

What sort of dance music do I like?

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 29 July 2016 12:18 (three years ago) link


What sort of dance music do I like?

0 / 0 (lukas), Friday, 29 July 2016 12:18 (three years ago) link


0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 11:44 (three years ago) link


0 / 0 (lukas), Monday, 1 August 2016 11:52 (three years ago) link


(User-operated amusement apparatus for kicking the user's buttocks)

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:53 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...
one year passes...

looks like an early schematic for a dance-dance-revolution type game

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 9 July 2018 20:27 (one year ago) link

good guess! it's basically a newfangled MIDI theremin


the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 9 July 2018 21:17 (one year ago) link

^that's the console version though. I don't think the dancefloor model ever made it to production :(


the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 9 July 2018 21:22 (one year ago) link

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