Lamentable

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btw that horse box has nothing to do with the plonkers, also I use this thread somewhat diaristically so there may be cases where the most lamentable thing will be my photography, which is lamentable

think this might be the most lamentable thing ever recorded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnNVfsOQRP0

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Kots Kaal Pato (English: Strangle the Duck) is a controversial event practiced among some Mayan youth in the village of Citilcum within the Mexican state of Yucatán. In the event, ducks, bound to high wooden crossbeams by their feet, are mutilated in a ceremony-like atmosphere. It has attracted condemnation from animal rights activists in the region, with several Mexican environmental authorities filing an animal cruelty complaint on the matter.[1]

thanks for keeping us abreast of the mexican duck situation, wins

my lot for their part are responsible for https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambelopoulia

the Franzen article linked there^ is fairly readable & completely horrifying

At La Tour d'Argent today, carcasses of freshly strangled ducks are pressed to extract the blood which is mixed with cognac and port to make a rich, sizzling sauce.

"If for the chef each dish is a work of art, for me, it's a story unfolding, a face drawing itself, the return of a happy moment," said Claude Terrail, a debonair 85-year-old who inherited La Tour d'Argent from his father in 1947 and will pass it on to his 22-year-old son Andre on Tuesday.

"There is nothing more serious than pleasure," he adds.

Ugh lj quite aside from any moral dismay at this shocking twuntery towards minority avians I really did not need to be introduced to the concept of swallowing songbirds whole on a hungover Friday morning before a long car journey

At La Tour d'Argent today, carcasses of freshly strangled ducks are pressed to extract the blood which is mixed with cognac and port to make a rich, sizzling sauce.

"If for the chef each dish is a work of art, for me, it's a story unfolding, a face drawing itself, the return of a happy moment," said Claude Terrail, a debonair 85-year-old who inherited La Tour d'Argent from his father in 1947 and will pass it on to his 22-year-old son Andre on Tuesday.

"There is nothing more serious than pleasure," he adds.

This guy actually is talking about masturbation tho

exactement

Kate Schenk, Adams Point
FYI - there is a very large dead racoon on the sidewalk in front of our office building. I've called and submitted requests to the city all week to have it removed. I first noticed it on Tuesday. It is starting to get bigger and I'm concerned it will start to smell this weekend with warmer temperatures.

aukward

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"Newman told some faculty members they needed to change the way they think of struggling students. He reportedly said, “This is hard for you because you think of the students as cuddly bunnies, but you can’t. You just have to drown the bunnies … put a Glock to their heads.”

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Hi neighbors,
If you are parked on Van Buren Ave just east of Perkins and one of these two cars looks like yours, you will want to know that a large tree just fell on it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Also, everyone please use caution driving because the tree is covering half the street.

Jacky Gooda
What is this world coming too ? Next year they will have to recruit police or army to keep looters at bay, the runners need water I hope there was enough left!

my contribution to the big marathon water stealing debate is that my gf and i made off with like 3 six-packs of the stuff from the maryon park watering station last year :D

I'll be talking today about the bank of
Frankenstein and he might wonder what's he talking about
while actually is the Bank of England's
the reason I call it Frankenstein and I assume most of you know the story

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Sudha made her name bashing out trance-like rhythms with electronic band Faithless and with other artists including Dido, Kylie Minogue and The Spice Girls.
But now she has decided to adapt her percussive skills to create what she believes is the world's first energy-generating musical instrument.

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Juan Carlos Chavez, 40, is wanted on suspicion of an attempted carjacking and for stealing a puppy at gunpoint in San Jose in 2013, according to police.

The victims of the robbery put an ad on eBay advertising a 9-week old Pomeranian. Chavez allegedly arranged to meet them the night of Oct. 8, but when they handed over the pup Chavez pulled out a gun and demanded their car.

Fearing for their lives, the victims quickly fled and Chavez and the dog have been missing since, police said.

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