why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

quietly sneaking in "internet porn"

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5

yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.

i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.

that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf

kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358

like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/547323_10150965509478514_505664204_n.jpg?oh=6f79c29a7294063eacb5990b6dc811ec&oe=56324DEB

it's a meme so it must be true

"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"

just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things

Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?

It is. Only the thinnest wisp of boxer between you and their farts.

I don't get how the middle one even works.

SatireHeadlines.com is an ingenious and creative way to share photos at a time when social media trends are getting stale. Facebook becomes old and annoying quickly when newsfeeds deliver yet another picture of a cat playing with his toy. Share that picture with a quick-witted headline—Frisky the Feline Comes Clean About Catnip Addiction After Years of Sniffing Toy Mice: “I Inhaled”—and suddenly it’s a humorous post that will likely elicit some laughter, and hopefully encourage social media users to be inventive and have some fun while sharing their own photos.

^^ carefully crafted to reflect the humor-generating abilities of their target audience

dear GOD was that painful to read

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/p600x600/10380040_422331044621842_6371314415259967949_o.jpg

an ominous threat

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/f/f1/Photo_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916021414

date/stalk, whatever

that's so gross and unnerving, esp the 3 3 3 3 smileys that i can't interpret

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg

I see potential in you.

hi i think all people are commodities to be invested in and developed then marketed and turned into $$$

elevator lady lady leverage me

lol doc

http://i61.tinypic.com/dykjlu.png

LIKE if you love your family, SHARE if you hate your family

Wow, the developers of English sure put in some awesome Easter Eggs!!!11!!!!

coincidentally posted by a family member who stole from my dad when they worked together, lol

If you love stealing from your family post this as your status.

death to aunts and uncles

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11217658_660446640757842_7078902123201714351_n.jpg?oh=71542b9eaa37077365a60cac1a0cdceb&oe=561EB932

*puts kids up for adoption*

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/19396_1003029513063196_210661397120256073_n.jpg?oh=f64f3098e714f799629e58a2e9f10ada&oe=5625F737

Motivational posters... for airline cabin staff?

looks like a Metronorth train

Bestfriend

Best way to source your rebellious acts is from subway posters.

Read that as "licking yourself"

http://www.theawl.com/2015/06/screaming-cornpops-who-are-tearing-apart-society

This thing:

http://cdn10.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/01.gif

Continues here...

Message itself is hard to disagree with. Who doesn't hate rich assholes? But there's something old-fashioned-propaganda-ish about the comic that I find kind of revolting. It's like they just updated some anti-semitic cartoon from the 20s and made the main character less Jewy.

Are those supposed to be babies? They're both really fucking ugly babies.

I kinda liked the cartoon... the style is done in a slightly depressing depression-era style though, admittedly, but it's pretty clear.

feel like it mocks/patronizes/dehumanizes the people it's supposed to be "supporting"

it's like 50 panels long...I don't think it "sums up" anything all that well

iirc ppl who deny importance of class privilege do so bcos they are evil and malign not bcos the argument hasn't been put in simple enough form 4 them

Are those supposed to be babies?

I thought they were both senior citizens tbh

it's a simple message, can't really complain about it; so painfully self-evident but we still routinely have conservative politicians using the bootstraps shit to get elected so....

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i just like how this ends

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Suggest-serving-size-meme-resizecrop--.jpg

NO BITCH!...

this is the serving size that I prefer

served