Clusterfuck Summary Corner 2 - Back on the Corner

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appreciate the comprehensive response ty folks

Killarney Hilton (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link

Meh, no-one is convincingly energised about the "hipster racism". It's really just an endless debate about whether PC Music music is good or shit.

everything, Sunday, 14 June 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link

oh thanks nakhers! too kind

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 08:31 (eight years ago) link

tbh my mistake was to eventually in sheer frustration (after thomp made some brilliant posts that were almost completely ignored) make it about the paratext (their 'youth' and experimental outlook) rather than the music, which is perfectly defensible in an aesthetic sense; that clive martin thing largely keeps it to that and uses the paratext as a means of fleshing out the arguments against

anyway, you take away my aesthetics and what have i left, this is bloody murder

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 08:42 (eight years ago) link

dick pics?

nor did you engage with the thomp posts beyond saying how brilliant they were, any earnest wall of text containing a defence of something you like appeals to your vanity even if its author disclaims association with you and employs different rhetoric

sanctimoniously upbraiding other people who didn't engage with it is absurd but then you did the same in reference to

i) people failing to empathize with racists
ii) and the particular difficulties young haut-bourgeois racists have by virtue of their natural naivete about difference
iii) people failing to appreciate the vigour of youthful music (= music you like made by people age 0-70)
iv) and failing to appreciate pop music as such
v) and failing to appreciate para-pop music made by partially educated morons in particular
vi) people failing to credit 'sorry this is just how i feel' and other last resort appeals to your own authority that are not immediately persuasive outside of your own mind

the paratext is important here because the litany of justificatory material published by pc music themselves allows an apologist to reply to 'they sound like shit' with elaborate false-consciousness arguments for why they sound shit only to the uninitiated; you edged onto this territory but failed for lack of tact, cold blood, and knowledge of pop music (relative to your dissenters)

乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

ah now if only my university professors had employed your methods

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

if you were a congenital moron it would be different but you can do a lot better (that is if you want to make a good case for the objects of your affection, if you want to provide endless 400+ post cadenzas of nonsense then continue as is)

乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

i suppose the lesson here is to not upbraid unless you have sufficient ammunition to support the upbraiding - i came to the fight underprepared, and improvised badly in my huff, appealing to some inculcated suspicion of naivete without considering whether naivete is a) a laudable attribute or b) whether the hipster racism, let alone the para-pop music, was even particularly naive

i wasn't trying to set up a false consciousness argument, merely assert that the stock position of no-caveats dismissiveness didn't allow for the possibility of the music having any merit external to one's experience - perhaps a touch more sangfroid and nakhic hardasstrelsy could have suited this purpose, rather than the simpering assertions of musical quality it got

your tough love is i suppose appreciated, and i am not too proud to refute the position of student

imago, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link

and improvised badly in my huff, appealing to some inculcated suspicion of naivete

don't care about any of this but wanna say as someone much less smart than you who loses many arguments this particular tack was totally crazy

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

the problem w/ the imago ilx project is that the seams show too often it's obv the production values are suffering

Mordy, Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

youthful music (= music you like made by people age 0-70)

lol

The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link

xp - he should have gone with nudity so the cgi was less noticeable

one month passes...

feeling bad you're not the ilxor at the bottom of this pile-on?

Mordy, Friday, 17 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

this seems like a key moment, one for the ages

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

lol I'm hardly ever at the bottom of the pile-on nowadays Mordy

The Bends by Radiohead (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

like 400 posts abt gawker

affluent white (Lamp), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

ilxors working for a morally suspect company/publishing garbage

afaict I dunno why anyone would actually read Gawker

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 July 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

they are bored at work, presumably

but yeah i always assume that thread gets so much traffic cuz max works there but if someone wants to expand on jigglepanda.gif...

affluent white (Lamp), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

J0rdan also works there and penned a particularly "controversial" piece of little journalistic value (according to p much everybody)

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

supernova

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

Just realized this is on moderator request forum, not moderator discussion forum.

― how's life, Friday, July 17, 2015 5:39 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Bends by Radiohead (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

Just realized this is on moderator request forum, not the mod board.

― how's life, Friday, July 17, 2015 6:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Trap Queenius (wins), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

controversial mod edits!

Trap Queenius (wins), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

this is so lame ilx clusteys shld be because of ilx shit not stuff ilxors post on their trashy gossip sites

affluent white (Lamp), Friday, 17 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

the ban max and j0rdan thread could have been one of the top ~10-15 clusterfucks of the year, why'd you guys have to stifle it with watercooler chat and good-natured ribbing? *pours unpopped popcorn kernels back in the carton*

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

it could have been the top clusterfuck of the last 2 or 3 years rly, but then ciderpress happened

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

ban ciderpress

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

he's like teflon

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

if u cared that much ud register

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

banning is only the beginning

Joan Crawford Loves Chachi, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

On the Gawker thread 5 days ago Max got all hardman saying journalistic standards were bullshit. Now we're all LOLing.

everything, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

now we're all craving fermented apple juice

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

peach cider is pretty dope too, and it is peach season

sarahell, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

millions of peaches
peaches for me

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link

too sweet imo but who am i kidding i'd drink car battery acid right now

actually i sound more dipso than i feel it's just, y'know, it's hot and i want the crisp clean taste of ciderpress

I'm actually drinking battery acid right now! Well Smirnoff Ice tbh but same thing practically.

everything, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

proposed thread namechange to Clusterfuck Cidercooler 2

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

fuck, Clusterfuck Summery Cooler 2, even

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

Anyone got any bamboo?

cardamon, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

millions of peaches
peaches for me

forget ciderpress, we know who the real monster is

mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link

*pours unpopped popcorn kernels back in the carton*

― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, July 17, 2015 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me lol irl

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

deej is posting on the gawker thread fyi

sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

this would be the point in the movie where the mentally deficient 19 year old finds his father's rifle in the barn

sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link

oh my god

Mordy, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

o my god

irl lol (darraghmac), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

v popcorn-worthy shit in that thread

slothroprhymes, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

1000th post coming up fast btw, it was at 770-odd when I first checked it today,

Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

oh tombot was also on the Freddy b thing but somehow missed the heat iirc?


Fuck you, learn to read

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

joe biden?

― mookieproof

got nothing for you on this one

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

good job y'all

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 27 July 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

Where is the clusterfuck?

peace, man, Monday, 27 July 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

Less heralded follow-up to Where's Waldo

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 July 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

^^^here he wanders in all innocent

imago, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

fwiw having been involved in about 5 heated ilx threads today i don't think any of them has become a full-on clusterfuck, not even when i bade a bunch of music critics pivot to video

imago, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Judging by the roof styles I think it may be somewhere on the Adriatic?

cherry blossom, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Less heralded follow-up to Where's Waldo

― Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Monday, July 27, 2020 3:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

^^^here he wanders in all innocent

― imago, Monday, July 27, 2020 4:00 PM bookmarkflaglink

i actually had no idea! I've been at work all day and didn't have time to read threads until just now. :(

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 July 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

about 5 heated ilx threads today

Tbf, my apartment is basically a sauna right now.

pomenitul, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

What's going on in the cluiche ceannais na heireann thread

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 18 September 2017 00:04 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

did you ever get that sorted

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

Zappa thread?

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

ship arrived too late, iirc

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

some student with a flare gun burned the place to the ground

Change Display Name: (stevie), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

stupid

that heat (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

zappa thread is entirely amiable tho only of interest currently if you like (or dislike) allan holdsworth

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link

in my day, anything with 338 posts was a real clusterfuck, and we kicked balls in the street

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link

these days it's like 12 people getting excited about something

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

excited is wild hyperbole in this case

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

"mildly enthused"

howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

new borad description

mark s, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link


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