HACKING MASS, a reverse fantasy contest

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btw RIP Tuffy Gosewisch (torn ACL)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Kyle Lohse is the first player to 100 points, nosing out Kyle Kendrick (97)!

Note to self: pick more Kyles.

(not Ricky Nolasco, looks out for the year)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

your 2015 HM All-Stars

Rene Rivera C
Adam LaRoche 1B
Omar Infante 2B
Casey McGehee 3B
J.J. Hardy SS
Ichiro Suzuki LF
Billy Hamilton CF
Alex Rios RF
Kyle Kendrick P
Jeremy Guthrie P

For my squad, Kendrick and Hamilton came through with a combined 185 points. My other 8 picks: minus 54. Finished 311th out of 536.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

it's back

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

you got a team picked out yet?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

i have not, tt, but i have learned from last year in particular i'd say

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just minutes to finalize those rosters (allegedly)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 April 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

my squad, Run Dusty Run (tho i picked no Nats, as Ben Revere is disabled)

Catcher Cameron Rupp
First Base C.J. Cron
Second Base Omar Infante
Third Base Aaron Hill
Shortstop Alcides Escobar
Left Field Yasmany Tomas
Center Field Billy Hamilton
Right Field Eddie Rosario
Pitcher 1 Chris Tillman
Pitcher 2 Wily Peralta

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

it looks like Hamilton has learned to walk a little, tho! :o

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 April 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chris Tillman is gonna be a fucking All-Star this year, i just know it

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 03:01 (seven years ago) link

lol

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:07 (seven years ago) link

coulda picked a Rockies pitcher! ANY Rockies pitcher!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

Rick Porcello is killin' me

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

i am literally middle of the pack, #197

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

i almost picked Alfredo Simon over Chris Tillman, which is currently a swing of 88 points.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 15:54 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

down to 55 pts from 92 a month ago!

Cron, Tillman, Y Tomas, Philly catcher Rupp all been afire

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 July 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

refresh my memory. in reversyland hacking baseball; more points is better, right? the worse your guys are doing, the better = more points.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 July 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

yep

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 July 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

tillman, rick porcello, angel pagan, and kurt suzuki are killin' me

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 25 July 2016 21:54 (seven years ago) link

Yasmany Tomas and Cron have passed Tillman as my worst picks

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link

thx to the above and Rupp, down to 34 pts, and 312th out of 394. Sad!

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

your all-stars

Derek Norris C
Ryan Zimmerman 1B
Daniel Castro 2B
Juan Uribe 3B
Adeiny Hechavarria SS
Jake Marisnick LF
Ben Revere CF
Jason Heyward RF
James Shields P
Tyler Duffey P

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link

Heyward! Yikes.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

now open at BP!

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

they finally froze the rosters this weekend, here are my picks

C Martin Maldonado
1B Yulieski Gurriel
2B Dee Gordon
3B Jose Reyes
SS Alcides Escobar
LF Travis Jankowski
CF Leonys Martin
RF Matt Joyce
P 1 Ubaldo Jimenez
P 2 Josh Tomlin

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link

welp, Leonys Martin sent down to Tacoma, fuck me

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

yet i'm in 5th place...

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

Thanks to 'sterling' outings by Josh Tomlin and Ubaldo yesterday, I'm #1.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 May 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

maintaining my lead by a mere 2 points (damn Jhoulys Chacin)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 May 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

retaken the lead by 8 points! thank you Josh Tomlin, for your 5-inning, 4-ER win yesterday.

if i win, mookie will get the Tebow t shirt.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

I swooned mightily and finished 27th, presuming they don't let the hacker who put James Shields at every position win...

My worst picks were Yuli Gurriel, Matt Joyce, and surprisingly Jose Reyes, whose horrendous first 2 weeks lured me into picking him.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 October 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

27th out of, what, a few hundred (?) ain't bad!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

just... not bad enough.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

lol, right

i already have confidence in a couple of the position leaders for next year.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 October 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link

the all-stars (the only ones picked by more than 11 players were the DUH! perennials, Escobar and Jimenez)

Matt Wieters C
Albert Pujols 1B
Tyler Saladino 2B
Darwin Barney 3B
Alcides Escobar SS
Alex Gordon LF
Adam Engel CF
Jose Bautista RF
Ubaldo Jimenez P
Chris Tillman P

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

play by midnight tomorrow!

https://legacy.baseballprospectus.com/hm/index.php?mode=rules

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 April 2018 16:39 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

A shit ton of players earned 20+ points last night, but not me. So I checked the box scores and learned that Texas is still mysteriously letting Matt Moore pitch, and he gave up 6 ER in 1.2 IP.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Elvis Andrus has to be on some sort of leaderboard for this season's fall from grace?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

he's just at the low end of mediocre? True Avg has slipped to .241, which is weak but not awful.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

btw i am currently tied for 20th...

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

i never know if that's good or bad – but congrats?!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

It's good for the contest... but I have no real chance of winning, bcz most of the leaders have some of the key players I do (eg, Alcides Escobar, Tim Beckham).

What pisses me off is they always close the rosters 2 weeks into the season, and some smartass always picks his roster as the ten players leading at their positions through 10-12 games. The guy who did that this year is still running 2nd! Chris Davis sucked through mid-April, and guess what?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

it's back, and the strategy is interesting this season bcz

1) some guys like HM perennial Alcides Escobar are finally gone

2) are the Orioles really gonna let Chris Davis repeat last year?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I finished 5th out of 125 players, best showing ever. If I'd just had the brains to pick Jarrod Dyson in RF instead of Kole motherfuckin' Calhoun, I'd have won going away.

All Stars:

Jeff Mathis C
Chris Davis 1B
Chris Owings 2B
Travis Shaw 3B
Nicky Lopez SS
Curtis Granderson LF
Lewis Brinson CF
Jarrod Dyson RF
Antonio Senzatela P
Jordan Zimmermann P

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Like everyone in the top 10, I've been rewarded with a year of BP Premium. Unexpected! I don't read the rules much.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 October 2019 10:53 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

One of my fantasy teams that autodrafted an incredible amount of busts probably would have done pretty well in HM:

Bellinger, Rendon, Flaherty, Mondesi, Torres, Laureano, Kela, Yates, Alfaro, Villar, Carlos Santana, JD Davis, etc.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 14 September 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link


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