The Houston Astros of the American League West

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correa, velasquez called up

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Velasquez 4 scoreless so far, even with walks and shaky command (73 pitches)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

looking to permanently displace fka fAUSTO cArMONA

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

not a great play by the rockies LF, but george springer is pretty fuckin fast

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v170522983/colhou-statcast-tracks-springer-as-he-races-home

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

@jjcoop36
By bWAR: Astros lead the league in SS WAR (1.2). Carlos Correa has 1.0 of that 1.2....in 8 games.

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 June 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link

btw Valbuena has 16 HR with a .184 BA

has anyone ever hit 30 driving on the interstate?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

They have a prospect named "Brock Dykxhoorn."

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

never noticed what a wack delivery Pat Neshek has.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Preston M. Tucker (Bamm-Bamm) impresses me every time I see him (other than vs lefties but that's understandable)

johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:00 (eight years ago) link

Gina Luhnow
@ginahagopian
I may have been born and raised in LA but it sure feel awesome to sweep the shit out of the Angels!

mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

I'm a little slow--just cluing into Correa the past couple of days (James mentioned him yesterday in a post on "The Best Young Player in Baseball"--which is not about Correa, but rather a system for identifying who it is at any given time).

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/141483402/dyk-facts-from-carlos-correas-1st-50-games

clemenza, Thursday, 6 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

keuchel @ Home 16 GS (13-0) 1.49ERA 114.2IP 79H 19ER 123Ks

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 September 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

"This is the biggest series in the history of Texas baseball. I hope it beats out Cowboys practice in the local news coverage."

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2015/09/14/the-rangers-and-astros-are-poised-for-a-big-series/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

i recommend the 'stros hit it to Napoli in LOLF

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link

haha HAMELS YOU PREPPY ASSCANCER

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link

cant bleeve u guys arent into this Texas fold-em series

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:03 (eight years ago) link

ive watched some, there are def a lot of interesting components involved

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:09 (eight years ago) link

I'm watching rn it's a good one

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:11 (eight years ago) link

well didnt see that sweep coming

HOU still has series at home vs LAA and TEX, finish in Seattle and Arizona, so they control their destiny.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

Period when I liked Lance Berkman: 1999-2015. Fuck you, asshole.

http://www.outsports.com/2015/9/25/9398997/lance-berkman-houston-equal-rights-hero

polyphonic, Friday, 25 September 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

seriously. sometimes forget that right-wing asshole is default for most pro athletes.

bnw, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:32 (eight years ago) link

so Keuchel goes tonight, then on 3 days' rest vs Yankees if they hang on to the WC

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link

yet hinch still had to leave him in to get to 99 pitches with a 10-2 lead

qualx, Saturday, 3 October 2015 04:58 (eight years ago) link

nuts

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2015 11:22 (eight years ago) link

Goldy may have just won this for AZ, but outcome is meaningless as long as Yankees lose, right?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

ok, i've got it straight now -- HOU needs to win to host the game

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

200 hits for Altuve

tying runs on in 9th w/ no outs

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

alas, Springer GIDP, Correa groundout

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link

the astros' playoff run means tal's hill will survive for (at least) one more season

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 October 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

it's getting late early out there

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 May 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

so holy shit future hall of famer jose altuve

qualx, Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

both him and correa are one triple away of the cycle rn

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 5 May 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

oh stop that

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

life can't be all xFIP and wrc Morbs!

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:59 (seven years ago) link

future hall of famer jose altuve has NINE home runs on may 5

qualx, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

he is also walking 2x his career rate

qualx, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

goat

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

McCullers back tonight, tough return to be @ bos

temporarily going to 6-man rotation accd'g 2 hinch

johnny crunch, Friday, 13 May 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjUfd6YWgAMxRef.jpg

Andy K, Sunday, 29 May 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

springer hits a linedrive p much every ab

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 June 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

@brianmctaggart
Despite winning 17 of last 25 games, Astros have lost 1 1/2 games to the Rangers in the AL West.

Andy K, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 00:11 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

@brianmctaggart
Jose Altuve’s last 23 road games: .500/.528/.714 (1.243 OPS) with three homers, 18 RBIs, 7 SBs.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:55 (seven years ago) link

2 HR IN 2 ABs FOR THE TUVESTER PUT HIM IN ALREADY

qualx, Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

Down six in the fifth, George ".429 Stolen Base Percentage" Springer attempted to steal second and...was thrown out.

Andy K, Sunday, 31 July 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

Probably not as notable as the team being swept out of Detroit and losing last night's game despite having the opponent down to the last out, with none on base, down two, but...

Andy K, Sunday, 31 July 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link

alex bregman is 1/32, his only hit was vs mike pelfrey

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 August 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

bregman (.053) batting 2nd ahead of altuve (.357) hitting 3rd

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link

been in the bigs ten days? whatever

these 1980 vintage unis, ow my eyes

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 August 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

Devenski?

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 August 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

carlos gomez dfa'd!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link


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