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Dear tokyo rosemary

Just a quick note to let you know that the new Mrs Foley entry for the DNZB
has now been printed and is available on

[link removed]

The editors have shortened and condensed my original and altered some of it
to their approved "style" but all the important bits are there and, after
some negotiating, I'm happy with what has been printed.

Hope all is well with you

Best regards
Peter

Man Peter gets around

Glad to see he took my advice about the compressed air.

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I'm going to call this guy someday.

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no lie, i just ordered mexican food because of this thread

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there's a continuity to this thread as comforting as the cycle of the seasons

And cheese and sour cream
In Julio's name amen

Hi Fr. Michael

I’m just e-mailing you to see how you are and if you will be coming in to say Mass on Friday. As far as I know we haven’t arranged an alternative this time…. I am so sorry about last time but at least it gave us the opportunity for a good catch –up….

I hope that your recovery is going well and that you are not overdoing things both in the Parish and with your mum…although I know you probably are in both areas.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

God bless
Sue

Hey, padre. Don't overdo it with your mom, ok?

Uncle Julio's 3 times a week is definitely overdoing it.

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All Toppings on the Side

Hi All,

For those of you that have asked me to keep you in the loop regarding Anthony and his music, here is a link from the Dr Doo-Wop radio interview yesterday
( I'm told it's available for about 3 weeks)

it's a TWO HOUR live show about his band "SAIL" and the launch of his CD "Tonight" & solo career..........he comes on at approx the 30 minute mark and is on for the remainder of the show.

Rick Fink
LNT Inc

huh looks like my alter-ego also had a baby

this from a manager at "myonsitedj.com".

Hey guys!

I meant to send this email to everyone yesterday, but I had left my notes at home.

Here is just a quick recap from everything discussed on the conference call on Tuesday night.

Ryan Jones:
Communication with brides/ client: please respond to an email, text, or calls I (Ashlee) send you within 24 hours; so I can get back with the bride at a timely manner

Training: know what is going on. If you have any questions/ issues Ryan Jones will be happy to help.
Don't wait until the day of the event to ask questions.
You can take a VMS home to practice and become more familiar with the equipment
Equipment: Ryan will pack your equipment, but it is your job to double check that you have everything you need

Music Paperwork/ Generic Summary: I will print or email you the paperwork for your final consultation with the bride.
On the Wednesday before the wedding, I'll print off the paperwork once more with a Generic Summary that will include any information needed: equipment list, venue & address, client, etc.
While I will always email & call you with any important songs added to the playlist after your consultation with the bride {which does not usually happen}, but please check the updated paperwork.
DJ is the lead person at each event, so please do what he asks.

Ashlee:
Clocking in & out: If you don't have the Timestation app downloaded on your phone, please email me. I'll set an account up for you, and email you a link to download the app.
Clocking in and out is important, it delays the process of cutting checks when we have to go back and see who did what event and the hours. {We all want to get paid without delay, right?!?}
It's understandable if you forget to clock out once in a blue moon--it's happened to everyone--email or call me if that happens & I'll make the adjustment. Please don't make it an everyday habit.
Paychecks: Everyone will be able to pick up their paychecks during office hours (9-5) on Fridays.
The next paycheck goes out on July 17, so y'all can come then to get your check. Paychecks go out every two weeks, so y'all can do the math and keep up with the paycheck schedule.
Please remember that the pay period is two weeks behind, so the paycheck for July 17 is cut for the dates worked of June 22-July 5th.
If your check has been sitting in the office for two weeks, it will be mailed to you. Please make sure that we have your current address.
Taxes: If you have not filled out the "Independent Contractors Application" you will need to do so for tax purposes. You can fill that out at the office when you pick up your paycheck.

Handbook: We are working on a handbook, and will let you know when it is ready. Everyone will need to sign that they received the handbook, and you can do that when you come to pick up your check {after it is ready}.

Communication: This is very important!!! If I email, call, or text you please get back with me as quickly as possible. I actually haven't heard back from some of you with emails that I have sent at the beginning of the week....so please get back with me today...
Email is the main tool that I will use to talk with you, so please email me back so that I know you have received the email.
When I was planning my wedding, it made me VERY nervous & even scared if it took awhile to hear back from a wedding vendor--so I always get back with a bride asap to answer any questions or concerns. If I don't hear from you, I can't get back with her--which makes the bride {and me} very nervous! Of course, if you are out of town or something I will make her aware of what you have going on; and that it may be later before I have her answer.
If you're assigned to a gig, you are made aware in advance and have made a commitment to working this gig. You are expected to follow through with the gig :)
Final Consultations: This wasn't discussed at the meeting {but it is important!} If you are scheduled to call a bride or client please make sure that you follow through with the call.
If she does not answer, please leave a message so she knows you called from a number other than the office; and what number to call you back at. If she does not call you back, let me know and I will try to reschedule with her.
Please write me back and let me know that you have received my email. Thanks!

Ashlee really needs to get on the ball

their bar mitzvah game is on point: http://www.myonsitedj.com/#!services/c1dg6

nah I think those were Ashlee's points from the concall

also considering they are telling those "independent contractors" where to show up and what to do and for how long they are probably misclassified employees

oh okay, ashlee on point then

This guy has gotten advice on how to carefully misclassify. BURN HIM.

since i was asked to respond:

Ryan ****

Thank your Ashley! I received your email. Thanks for taking notes for everyone. As we said on the call, communication is important. If you have not responded to this email, please do so. Thank you

Jordan ****

Is this ok to play on gigs? Sorry I'm not really sure, I'm not a DJ?
https://soundcloud.com/pan_recs/06-mesh-epithet-pan-66

lol:

Beau *******
Jordan,

I didn't listen to the whole track, but I did skip around a bit to get a feel for it. It really depends on the event. This kind of stuff would be pretty rare. I doubt you'll have a gig anytime soon where this would work well. However, it may be more useful if you mixed it a bit with something else.
Sent from my iPhone

solid advice, really

lol

Send him "This Ain't No Picnic", the labor-stealing pigdog.

just got sent a copy of my 5 year server permit for the state of Tennessee alcoholic beverage commision

That'll keep the revenuers away from your still.

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i was a little worried; hadn't heard from him in awhile.

maybe he was on vacation

beyond Uncle Julio's Perimeter…

maybe he spent his vacation at Uncle Julio's so he didn't need delivery

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caek if I send you $5 can I get a monthly zine subscription to these

alternately we should do some data science to his ordering patterns

lmao

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Uncle Julio's Chicago delivers to our house now. I'm going to sign up using caek's address.

this morning I received some spam from an old email address of a friend who died a couple of years ago, it's a strange feeling

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Just got emailed a photo of a torn-out newspaper clipping, which is so 'moms in 2015'. It's an article from a local paper about a middle-aged dude on a motorcycle hitting a deer.

Do we think that it's someone the sender knows, or a general warning to the small group of recipients about the dangers of riding motorcycles?