why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377185_10155646467155716_549414938471678959_n.jpg?oh=cf4beb1649d0acf5df658db30eef0326&oe=55F9EF5B&__gda__=1441442982_6dfeef40eba52ecb4512356162982260

"Might"

It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.

No shortage of brutally honest cakes
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/76/46/f7764689c82e544d0fd572e68b76e34e.jpg
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This achieves a whole new level of hilariously fucked up if the recipient was actually 6.
http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzdkL1JUdFV5LjY5NDlhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/cb819138/bca/RTtUy.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NK-31P2k1jw/UerdwRYveNI/AAAAAAAACDg/aAxmpUAyeHU/s1600/68B9FFF82BE15E57B8EF5D143B1FD4_h316_w628_m5_czbLBmYRj.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gQM4DC_KMXw/VT8vJEeu4nI/AAAAAAAACpU/LdlocNyJjA8/s1600/The%2Bburning%2Bbush.jpg

6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think

Pillar of cloud would be better

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10458774_383816468475694_2499207113933546607_n.jpg?oh=bd3adeb1eb2858021ce65173fd5c0b82&oe=55F15378

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10151438_396706263804555_4219653520628005016_n.jpg?oh=cd5d20b900bb7fd9d615e66ecf7a8f34&oe=55F51188

it's true, fish are kind of stupid

and don't even try to convince me that they spend a lot of time in schools

HEY-OOOOOO

Everybody's a genius. Therefore the education system was wholly designed by and is run by geniuses. So many geniuses working together would necessarily create the most awesome education system possible. The most awesome education system possible cannot be improved. QED.

"Put the elderly in prison" is classic

The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.

http://i.imgur.com/64gKwd6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3NDeY8D.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/1lGlWiV.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/thispageisaboutwords/

i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn

Ugh "word porn" is making me irrationally angry.

Dude check out those dipthongs

it bothers me not just because of the overused "___________ porn" construction but because actual word porn has been around for decades and it requires a lot more artistry than illuminating misattributed Oscar Wilde quotes in photoshop.

You mean Oscar Wilde didnt think that you shouldn't love someone for their fancy car?

xp really that's char porn

wilde was the progenitor of ascii porn iirc

And Arthur Askey was the progenitor of Wilde porn...

tbh i kinda like this one

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/14417_765507020163598_716611428357848801_n.jpg?oh=2a0b8c85a79633d90e164ea3a2f27fa8&oe=55F0D781

i have a lot of time for friends' veg activism even tho i'm a meat-eater.

by activism i mean image macros

oscar wilde's love for fancy cars is well documented in Lady Windermere's Ford

http://i60.tinypic.com/2076h3k.png

Activist Joey Salads

Related to David Avocado no doubt

what if the bird (the one that can fly) flies up to the top of the tree- do they win, or get marked down for not climbing?

Dear god...the 'Harry Potter if told from point of view of Voldemort' thing is awful

http://i58.tinypic.com/2ni8j9v.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/357h741.jpg

wow, you're right, what a fool i was to consider selling my house and moving to an annual four-day music festival. i really would have been giving up some priceless things.

glad my friend got an eighth though, lord british told me he'd lost one a while back

quietly sneaking in "internet porn"

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5

yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.

i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.

that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf

kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358

like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/547323_10150965509478514_505664204_n.jpg?oh=6f79c29a7294063eacb5990b6dc811ec&oe=56324DEB

it's a meme so it must be true

"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"

just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things

Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?