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what if we could sell hearing aids... to people who aren't hard of hearing?!?

disrupted!

ultimate american sock (mh), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:45 (three years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

I cannot believe this exists, like not just this but this whole account

cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:02 (two years ago) Permalink

this one is killing me
https://vine.co/v/eVeHIgWY7Mu

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 21:44 (two years ago) Permalink

TO: STEVIE D

RE: IMPORTANT HIPSTER HAIR CUT INFO

Remember how you complimented spouse's haircut when we last saw you in Philly? And we were all "lol this is a haircut from a 'men only' hipster barbershop in ALBANY'"?

Get a look at where spouse has booked his next cut:
http://figaroslisboa.com/about-us/

Take a guess which hipster he chose for his cut. Also it is clear this cut is going to require vast quantities of POMADE. Also I am not allowed in the shop, so I'm going to stand outside the window and scowl the entire time.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 22:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Oh and the Web site is kinda jacked, so scroll down to see the hipster hair dudes.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 22:58 (two years ago) Permalink

idk if you can post a picture of your spouse post-cut but I want details

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 23:06 (two years ago) Permalink

Spouse has very think, kinda wavy, kinda poofy-learning hair; no idea how the fuck these dudes are gonna paste all that poof down. As far as I have seen, the only de-poofy strategy that works for him is to have the hair pretty short. These slicked-back dudes must have some longish, lank locks when they aren't slicked into place with god only knows what combination of petrochemicals.

I would like to post pics of the cut IN PROGRESS but nooooooo, I'm too LADY.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 23:53 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah it's going to take like a week to wash out the amount of pomade they're going to use.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:00 (two years ago) Permalink

STEVIE

do you have a record player? just taking a survey...

nomar, Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:28 (two years ago) Permalink

I love Everything is Terrible.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 10 December 2015 00:42 (two years ago) Permalink

omg quincie how is he going to do that???? I have never played w his hair but I have seen it in person many times and that is going to be Something Else, i'll tell ya!! PLEASE send me a picture post-cut. Also lol @ "hipster hair dude" bcz that is how I always sing the "Hitler hairdo" line in "Karma Police"

nomar, why yes, I do happen to have a record player! It was sitting in my apt unhookedup for like 2 yrs and my bf just surprised me and hooked it up before I got home a few weeks ago and I have been playing SO MANY RECORDS it's crazy!

cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:46 (two years ago) Permalink

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:43 PM

lol apparently I made a dn of it several years ago as referenced upthread

cory artangel (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:47 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxSpuz1lTSQ
this is on netflix streaming; i think you should watch it and tell me if i should watch it

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:12 (two years ago) Permalink

omg yes i will do this

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:47 (two years ago) Permalink

oh no I didn't even see it yet! I'm adding it to my queue now though so that I remember.

That vine was gr8 tho

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:28 (two years ago) Permalink

I KNOW U

from the perspective of a gay man, i will post them now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:36 (two years ago) Permalink

FORKS GET BACK TO THE TRACK STHREAD

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:38 (two years ago) Permalink

♥♥♥ ;-) ♥♥♥

gr8080, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:39 (two years ago) Permalink

pffft, people are discussing Chvrches

from the perspective of a gay man, i will post them now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:40 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

thought you might dig this quote from rupaul
http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/rupaul-drag-race-interview.html

What do you think of Lip Sync Battle and Jimmy Fallon?

Oh, I don't think of it. It's a poor ripoff of our show. Regular, straight pop culture has liberally lifted things from gay culture as long as I can remember. And that's fine, because guess what? We have so much more where that comes from. Take it! That's why [my new show] Gay for Play is such a fun thing, because we've taken the best of the gay sensibility and put it all in one place. And we're showing these bitches how it's really done. But it's funny how that works, even in gay culture. There's a certain "gay shame." Gay people will accept a straight pop star over a gay pop star, or they will accept a straight version of a gay thing, because there's still so much self-loathing, you know?

They talk so much about acceptance now today and it's like, yes, but trust me — I'm old and I know this shit — it's superficial. Because as soon as the lights go out, you'll see how advanced people's thinking is. This so-called "Will & Grace acceptance" era is just people fucking posing. Things haven't changed that much. You see it in politics right now — that's the fucking truth of people. And you know, people will have you think, "Oh, we're fashion. We're gay. That's my gay over there!" It's like, no. We're still a very, very, very primitive culture.

ulysses, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:24 (two years ago) Permalink

hahaha that was my favorite response of that interview. "Oh, I don't think of it."

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:38 (two years ago) Permalink

<3

ulysses, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:43 (two years ago) Permalink

i would prob wear a rupaul branded "i'm old and i know this shit" tee

ulysses, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:44 (two years ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

http://www.therealstevied.com

Stevie D is a humorous crime drama about an LA construction magnate whose only son has accidentally killed a connected man. A sinister plan is hatched sending the son into hiding while an unsuccessful, lookalike actor is hired to unknowingly take the hit.

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 December 2016 14:09 (one year ago) Permalink

I am most certainly NOT

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 16 December 2016 14:31 (one year ago) Permalink

five months pass...

I AM IRON FRAN!

sarahell, Thursday, 1 June 2017 11:32 (one year ago) Permalink

thank you

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 June 2017 14:29 (one year ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k

plax (ico), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:46 (one year ago) Permalink

also, was singing Sweet Edie D by Terry Callier in my head the other day but kept getting it Sweet Stevie D

plax (ico), Friday, 2 June 2017 20:33 (one year ago) Permalink

I think I am going to do a performance called "Fran Zone" - that will be musically inspired by Robert Ashley's "In Sara Mencken Beethoven" but the lyrics/text will be song titles and lyrics with the word "Fran" substituted for similar sounding words -- I wanted you both to know that.

sarahell, Friday, 2 June 2017 21:14 (one year ago) Permalink

this is the best idea

also plax that warms the cockles of my heart and you should marry me

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 June 2017 21:56 (one year ago) Permalink

the other night i was at a bar with my bff and half the tables had little centerpieces that said "Congratulations Fran!"

sarahell, Friday, 2 June 2017 21:57 (one year ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

oh wow what does he need them for????

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:22 (five months ago) Permalink

protein

plax (ico), Saturday, 24 February 2018 11:14 (five months ago) Permalink

wow omw

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 February 2018 21:08 (five months ago) Permalink

hi T, i miss you

clouds, Sunday, 25 February 2018 04:53 (five months ago) Permalink


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