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http://www.wired.com/2015/06/doppler-here

those are just hearing aids!

what if we could sell hearing aids... to people who aren't hard of hearing?!?

disrupted!

https://vine.co/v/i7jVutQY0uL

I cannot believe this exists, like not just this but this whole account

this one is killing me
https://vine.co/v/eVeHIgWY7Mu

TO: STEVIE D

RE: IMPORTANT HIPSTER HAIR CUT INFO

Remember how you complimented spouse's haircut when we last saw you in Philly? And we were all "lol this is a haircut from a 'men only' hipster barbershop in ALBANY'"?

Get a look at where spouse has booked his next cut:
http://figaroslisboa.com/about-us/

Take a guess which hipster he chose for his cut. Also it is clear this cut is going to require vast quantities of POMADE. Also I am not allowed in the shop, so I'm going to stand outside the window and scowl the entire time.

Oh and the Web site is kinda jacked, so scroll down to see the hipster hair dudes.

idk if you can post a picture of your spouse post-cut but I want details

Spouse has very think, kinda wavy, kinda poofy-learning hair; no idea how the fuck these dudes are gonna paste all that poof down. As far as I have seen, the only de-poofy strategy that works for him is to have the hair pretty short. These slicked-back dudes must have some longish, lank locks when they aren't slicked into place with god only knows what combination of petrochemicals.

I would like to post pics of the cut IN PROGRESS but nooooooo, I'm too LADY.

yeah it's going to take like a week to wash out the amount of pomade they're going to use.

STEVIE

do you have a record player? just taking a survey...

I love Everything is Terrible.

omg quincie how is he going to do that???? I have never played w his hair but I have seen it in person many times and that is going to be Something Else, i'll tell ya!! PLEASE send me a picture post-cut. Also lol @ "hipster hair dude" bcz that is how I always sing the "Hitler hairdo" line in "Karma Police"

nomar, why yes, I do happen to have a record player! It was sitting in my apt unhookedup for like 2 yrs and my bf just surprised me and hooked it up before I got home a few weeks ago and I have been playing SO MANY RECORDS it's crazy!

her hipster hair dude is making me pale ale (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:43 PM

lol apparently I made a dn of it several years ago as referenced upthread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxSpuz1lTSQ
this is on netflix streaming; i think you should watch it and tell me if i should watch it

omg yes i will do this

was it good?
https://vine.co/v/ih0rU2z62BK

oh no I didn't even see it yet! I'm adding it to my queue now though so that I remember.

That vine was gr8 tho

I KNOW U

FORKS GET BACK TO THE TRACK STHREAD

♥♥♥ ;-) ♥♥♥

pffft, people are discussing Chvrches

thought you might dig this quote from rupaul
http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/rupaul-drag-race-interview.html

What do you think of Lip Sync Battle and Jimmy Fallon?

Oh, I don't think of it. It's a poor ripoff of our show. Regular, straight pop culture has liberally lifted things from gay culture as long as I can remember. And that's fine, because guess what? We have so much more where that comes from. Take it! That's why [my new show] Gay for Play is such a fun thing, because we've taken the best of the gay sensibility and put it all in one place. And we're showing these bitches how it's really done. But it's funny how that works, even in gay culture. There's a certain "gay shame." Gay people will accept a straight pop star over a gay pop star, or they will accept a straight version of a gay thing, because there's still so much self-loathing, you know?

They talk so much about acceptance now today and it's like, yes, but trust me — I'm old and I know this shit — it's superficial. Because as soon as the lights go out, you'll see how advanced people's thinking is. This so-called "Will & Grace acceptance" era is just people fucking posing. Things haven't changed that much. You see it in politics right now — that's the fucking truth of people. And you know, people will have you think, "Oh, we're fashion. We're gay. That's my gay over there!" It's like, no. We're still a very, very, very primitive culture.

hahaha that was my favorite response of that interview. "Oh, I don't think of it."

<3

i would prob wear a rupaul branded "i'm old and i know this shit" tee

http://www.therealstevied.com

Stevie D is a humorous crime drama about an LA construction magnate whose only son has accidentally killed a connected man. A sinister plan is hatched sending the son into hiding while an unsuccessful, lookalike actor is hired to unknowingly take the hit.

I am most certainly NOT

I AM IRON FRAN!

thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlhz2iX_0k

also, was singing Sweet Edie D by Terry Callier in my head the other day but kept getting it Sweet Stevie D

I think I am going to do a performance called "Fran Zone" - that will be musically inspired by Robert Ashley's "In Sara Mencken Beethoven" but the lyrics/text will be song titles and lyrics with the word "Fran" substituted for similar sounding words -- I wanted you both to know that.

this is the best idea

also plax that warms the cockles of my heart and you should marry me

the other night i was at a bar with my bff and half the tables had little centerpieces that said "Congratulations Fran!"

http://i.imgur.com/La3O3Sn.png

oh wow what does he need them for????

protein

wow omw

hi T, i miss you