Misdirected emails

and did i mention the coupon muthafucka BAM $-1.47 that's a dime off the Tax but I'm gonna pass the savings your way with a generous 10.8% tip AFTER Tax and Delivery don't even mention it u know i got u

i mean think about this: that's $20.99 for the food but $8.04 for the delivery, tax and tip AFTER the $-1.47 coupon which is to say that I am willing to pay 27.69% of my meal this evening to non-edible convenience, government regulation and helping put your child through private school
this is redistribution not just of salsa or of saving but of THE AMERICAN DREAM and somewhat of corn: no chips por favor gracias

dearest uncle julio's perimeter marketing department, can i make a little suggestion? and do not presume that i am stepping on your territory because lord knows you are important people in my life. you have driven my consumer habits for at least a year now and 1/3 of my intake is perimeter driven so respect due but as they say on game of thrones a man must ask: why $-1.47 and not $-1.50 on the coupon? is it to stand out in the same way that today's mothers name their daughters rebekkah and lauryttah on unique snowflake/stripclub bound predetermination? because, and i am talking real shit right now, you so do not need this sort of gimmickry. girl, you can round DOWN and i will be on your perimeter today tomorrow and in September. do not cheapen our moment; if you want to show me you care i have two words: extra and sour cream. p.s. three more words (and an apostrophated vowel) to take this to the next level: free side o' guac

i am available to contact. none of my information has changed. come on. let's do this.

$1.47 is seven percent of $20.99.

$1.37 is seven percent of the discounted price of $19.52.

Seven percent is the restaurant tax for the Atlanta suburb where Uncle Julio lives.

So in other words, faek caek doesn't have to pay tax on his Juarez. ¡

dang pplains dropping fiscal science

you should see what's dropping from my perimeter.

$-1.47?

$0.00 Combo

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$0.00 Crispy Shell
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$17.49 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.36 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.82 tip
$46.95 Total

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Hello Everyone,

Matt would like each one of you to attend his upcoming bachelor party in the DC area. The date is being finalized, but it will be a weekend in August. Kate's bachelorette party is August 15 so we might do it the same weekend since there are couples that will have one person attending each party. Please let myself and [woof's government name + an email address that is not the one this was sent to] know if you would like to attend.

I am also searching for ideas of things to do. Some ideas are a DC United game (they are at home on 8/1 & 8/22), going to a local brewery, going to a beirgarten. Does anyone else have suggestions? Feel free to watch any of the Hangover movies for inspiration.

Lastly, do not tell Matt know the date or the plans for his bachelor party. We want this to be a complete surprise for him.

I find it slightly confusing get misdirected emails about stag dos while am I organising my own stag do.

Matt's sounds boring

Feel free to watch any of the Hangover movies for inspiration

Cool thanks
My o/h was organising a stag do for his brother and emailed everyone with the date and vague plans but not full addresses or timetable etc. he also said not to tell the groom as it was a surprise what they were doing.

One guy got on the train to the city it was in, a week early (before everything was firmed up) realised he didn't know where to go after getting off the train, rang the groom to ask. smh

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$4.72 tip
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Kids Foot Locker
Location: Providence, RI 2903
Position: Sales Associate (Part-Time)

Dear Melissa,

Thank you for applying with Kids Foot Locker.
If you are invited further into the process, we will contact you directly regarding next steps.

Please do not reply to this e-mail or attempt to apply in-person at one of our locations (you will be directed back to this site).

Sincerely,
The Kids Foot Locker Team

An Equal Opportunity Employer

Note: Please do not reply to this e-mail.

Well, shes clearly too stupid to get a job.

i dunno man, i think th kids foot locker application process should really be intelligence agnostic

(I am cc'd on this)

Hi Lisa,

I know you haven't asked for anything for the newsletter but I came across the following in "Popular Mechanics" and thought some of them were hilarious. You could use these as fillers in upcoming newsletters.

Phrases You Never Want to Hear in a Person's Workshop:

Squinting is the same as wearing safety glasses.

This all-in-one stain and polyurethane is probable just as good.

I threw the owner's manual away years ago. So bulky!

You're telling me I should have measured the opening for the door before we built this part?

Don't waste your time I already measure that.

Golly, that saw is waaaay too loud.

You got to smell this glue.

Epoxy can't be that hard to get off.

Why shouldn't a belt sander work on a bunion?

Those were my good decoupage/sewing scissors.

Oh, here it is: The instructions say we should open the windows.....two hours ago.

Pilot holes are for sissies.

Please don't tell me we missed Ellen.


Some articles for you:

SCROLL SAW SPLINTER GROUP

The group will meet Saturday, July 25th, 9:30 AM, at Woodcraft South. The discussion for this quarterly meeting will be an explanation why Rick Spachek had gone over to the dark side. The "dark side" in this case being the use of spiral blades. We have not talked about spirals for some time and seems like Rick has mastered them. He will go through the different sizes and their uses, different manufacturers, and how he is using them. This promises to be a fun and information discussion so we hope to see you there.

Don't forget to bring your latest projects to show us what you have been doing and your questions.


VETERAN TRIBUTE

A couple of months ago we issued several veteran tribute ornament patterns to the club. We asked people to make a few of these to be given out especially on Memorial Day. These ornaments are given out all year long. This activity is being coordinated by Rick Googleproofenstein. So far this year Rick has collected and given out 230 ornaments! That is a wonderful number and I am sure these ornaments have made many veterans feel good, but we need to do more for them. It would be so nice to reach 500 by the end of the year. If people would just make three or four stacks of these ornaments, we could do it. If you need the pattern please contact Rick Googleproofenstein at hoss7318@y... or Norm Nutjob at scrollsaw@...

I am out of state until after the meeting but if there is anything you need, let me know.

Norm

Hi [Plains],

Your treatment plan is as follows:
- 2 crowns
-1 filling

Each crown is $1264 and the filling is $238. We can schedule the treatment all at once if you would like. Please let me know what you prefer. Thanks.

Tatiana
Office Manager

we request the pleasure of your company june 27 at meriweather post pavilion to celebrateKathy's 46th.Transportationwillbe provided more details to follow

Peter

Peter needs to get some compressed air under his space bar.

Dear tokyo rosemary

Just a quick note to let you know that the new Mrs Foley entry for the DNZB
has now been printed and is available on

[link removed]

The editors have shortened and condensed my original and altered some of it
to their approved "style" but all the important bits are there and, after
some negotiating, I'm happy with what has been printed.

Hope all is well with you

Best regards
Peter

Man Peter gets around

Glad to see he took my advice about the compressed air.

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$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 Gluten Free: Please sub flour tortillias with corn chips.
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Ranch

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.23 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$44.05 Total

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I'm going to call this guy someday.

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$1.29 Fajita chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortillias. Sub with corn tortilla chips. (Gluten Free)
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortillias. Sub with corn tortilla chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.22 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$43.98 Total

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with corn chips (gluten free)

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.24 tip
$42.24 Total

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no lie, i just ordered mexican food because of this thread

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$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour Tortillia. Sub with Corn Chips instead.

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$2.22 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.52 tip
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there's a continuity to this thread as comforting as the cycle of the seasons

And cheese and sour cream
In Julio's name amen

Hi Fr. Michael

I’m just e-mailing you to see how you are and if you will be coming in to say Mass on Friday. As far as I know we haven’t arranged an alternative this time…. I am so sorry about last time but at least it gave us the opportunity for a good catch –up….

I hope that your recovery is going well and that you are not overdoing things both in the Parish and with your mum…although I know you probably are in both areas.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

God bless
Sue

Hey, padre. Don't overdo it with your mom, ok?

Uncle Julio's 3 times a week is definitely overdoing it.

http://gimletmedia.com/episode/28-shipped-to-timbuktu/

it's very difficult to successfully unsubscribe from Conservative Book Club, just so you know.

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Fahn Fahn Fahn auf Keith Urbahn

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$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita chicken
$0.00 No flour Tortillia. Sub with corn chips. All toppings on the side.

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All Toppings on the Side

Hi All,

For those of you that have asked me to keep you in the loop regarding Anthony and his music, here is a link from the Dr Doo-Wop radio interview yesterday
( I'm told it's available for about 3 weeks)

it's a TWO HOUR live show about his band "SAIL" and the launch of his CD "Tonight" & solo career..........he comes on at approx the 30 minute mark and is on for the remainder of the show.

Rick Fink
LNT Inc

huh looks like my alter-ego also had a baby

this from a manager at "myonsitedj.com".

Hey guys!

I meant to send this email to everyone yesterday, but I had left my notes at home.

Here is just a quick recap from everything discussed on the conference call on Tuesday night.

Ryan Jones:
Communication with brides/ client: please respond to an email, text, or calls I (Ashlee) send you within 24 hours; so I can get back with the bride at a timely manner

Training: know what is going on. If you have any questions/ issues Ryan Jones will be happy to help.
Don't wait until the day of the event to ask questions.
You can take a VMS home to practice and become more familiar with the equipment
Equipment: Ryan will pack your equipment, but it is your job to double check that you have everything you need

Music Paperwork/ Generic Summary: I will print or email you the paperwork for your final consultation with the bride.
On the Wednesday before the wedding, I'll print off the paperwork once more with a Generic Summary that will include any information needed: equipment list, venue & address, client, etc.
While I will always email & call you with any important songs added to the playlist after your consultation with the bride {which does not usually happen}, but please check the updated paperwork.
DJ is the lead person at each event, so please do what he asks.

Ashlee:
Clocking in & out: If you don't have the Timestation app downloaded on your phone, please email me. I'll set an account up for you, and email you a link to download the app.
Clocking in and out is important, it delays the process of cutting checks when we have to go back and see who did what event and the hours. {We all want to get paid without delay, right?!?}
It's understandable if you forget to clock out once in a blue moon--it's happened to everyone--email or call me if that happens & I'll make the adjustment. Please don't make it an everyday habit.
Paychecks: Everyone will be able to pick up their paychecks during office hours (9-5) on Fridays.
The next paycheck goes out on July 17, so y'all can come then to get your check. Paychecks go out every two weeks, so y'all can do the math and keep up with the paycheck schedule.
Please remember that the pay period is two weeks behind, so the paycheck for July 17 is cut for the dates worked of June 22-July 5th.
If your check has been sitting in the office for two weeks, it will be mailed to you. Please make sure that we have your current address.
Taxes: If you have not filled out the "Independent Contractors Application" you will need to do so for tax purposes. You can fill that out at the office when you pick up your paycheck.

Handbook: We are working on a handbook, and will let you know when it is ready. Everyone will need to sign that they received the handbook, and you can do that when you come to pick up your check {after it is ready}.

Communication: This is very important!!! If I email, call, or text you please get back with me as quickly as possible. I actually haven't heard back from some of you with emails that I have sent at the beginning of the week....so please get back with me today...
Email is the main tool that I will use to talk with you, so please email me back so that I know you have received the email.
When I was planning my wedding, it made me VERY nervous & even scared if it took awhile to hear back from a wedding vendor--so I always get back with a bride asap to answer any questions or concerns. If I don't hear from you, I can't get back with her--which makes the bride {and me} very nervous! Of course, if you are out of town or something I will make her aware of what you have going on; and that it may be later before I have her answer.
If you're assigned to a gig, you are made aware in advance and have made a commitment to working this gig. You are expected to follow through with the gig :)
Final Consultations: This wasn't discussed at the meeting {but it is important!} If you are scheduled to call a bride or client please make sure that you follow through with the call.
If she does not answer, please leave a message so she knows you called from a number other than the office; and what number to call you back at. If she does not call you back, let me know and I will try to reschedule with her.
Please write me back and let me know that you have received my email. Thanks!

Ashlee really needs to get on the ball

their bar mitzvah game is on point: http://www.myonsitedj.com/#!services/c1dg6

nah I think those were Ashlee's points from the concall

also considering they are telling those "independent contractors" where to show up and what to do and for how long they are probably misclassified employees

oh okay, ashlee on point then