Garfield strips that are really, genuinely funny: show me them!

Oh my god.

lolwut

haw

unreg, just stumbled across your dodgy shag story of a profile, top work

lol @ the one pplains posted

ha, thanks (xpost). I'm not sure what impulse led me to research the dimensions of cormorants in the fall of 2013, but there must have been a reason for it. ilx profiles are a sorely underappreciated art, but I saw a really good one the other day (just wish I could remember whose)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950724.gif

really just the last panel and that cronenbergian jug thing

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950316.gif

^^ Pretty good "Garfield Speech Balloons Removed" strip on its own!

Garfield is actually terrified because Jon has taken to filling the creamer with dog cum.

I remember reading the cum drinking strip as a child and being confused

I'd be way more concerned if a child wasn't confused by that strip.

I'm pretty sure I got it. Why wouldn't a kid know about semen?

https://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/garfield-2.gif

this is a surprisingly good thread, ilx should be put in charge of editing a one-volume "all the funny garfield strips" edition.

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1996/ga960119.gif

http://i.imgur.com/riNPe7n.jpg

i knew i shouldn't have clicked

The good news is that you can see my images.

wtf no lasagna *smashes cup*

I'm pretty sure I got it. Why wouldn't a kid know about semen?

― Frederik B, Friday, 29 May 2015 14:49 (one year ago)

typical scando-ilx

Why is an anthropomorphic cow slapping Jon? Why is the punchline revolving around the fact that he burned the patties? Shouldn’t the cow be mad about him eating cows in general? Why isn’t Jon terrified at the sight of this monstrosity? Why does this comic exist? pic.twitter.com/SwFFYn1sm0

— Garf Gab (@GarfieldFanArt) September 28, 2018

they're much better when acted out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhTjEk9nr3Q&list=PLF54E9FFC80199CFB&index=18

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ga/2018/ga180112.gif

how did the mouse get a mouse-sized phone tho

Just a reminder that Mike Pence has an office full of Garfield memorabilia, including signed posters pic.twitter.com/Hxnc617rB0

— MrKireko (@MrKireko) February 5, 2019

woah

v on-brand for noted weird mutant mike pence

Full disclosure: I also have a framed sketch of Garfield addressing me by name. I think this might just be a Hoosier thing. But also I was ten at the time, so

just one of the many uncanny parallels between you and mike pence iirc

I swear to god if you make one more crack about my stark white dummy hair

great now i'm gonna hear "showroom dummies" as that for the rest of my life

noooooo

Jim Davis is a native of Indianapolis.

It's no excuse, but it does provide context.

Boy there's a big difference between "Factory Garfield" and "Jim Davis Garfield"

https://i.imgur.com/Z1gX6jx.jpg

Never noticed that his ears connect directly above where his eyes squeeze together.

What a freak. Put him down.

Not Indianapolis per se but not too far. He lives within almost literal spitting distance of my family homestead so it wasn't uncommon to just like see him disheveled and shopping at the mall or something, presumably while his staff was hard at work on the latest Garfield strip.

https://images.lookhuman.com/render/standard/0001088688282408/3600-athletic_gray-md-t-live-laugh-lasagna.png

Hate to say it, but if your capital city and largest city also contains the state's name, everyone's just going to think of the two as one and the same.

Unless there's a cool city up the way like Tulsa.

still not sure whats going on here

https://i.imgur.com/gPBjCZA.gif

Jon is so racist he can't stop feeling disgusted by Asians even hours later.

Really though, there's such established cartoon tropes to signify someone has eaten something too hot (face turning red, smoke coming out of the mouth/ears, etc) that it's really mystifying whoever drew that didn't just use them.

I never realized one loses their hair when they eat spicy food.