(that would actually be the title: You Know What, Fuck Chr1s We1ngarten)
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link
and the one about the Master of Reality book would just be straight-up unapologetic Mountain Goats fanboying
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
related idea: a 33⅓-style series in which each author focuses on a different 5-second segment of Boz Scaggs's 'Lido Shuffle'. the series will run for 44 volumes, and when placed in order, the spines will form an image of 'Lido Shuffle's waveform.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
kids say the dumbest things, featuring toddlers who are still learning how to talk
― Karl Malone, Monday, 1 June 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
series of YA mystery novels where ralph bakshi and bob seger solve crimes in the late 70s/early 80s entertainment industry
― goole, Monday, 1 June 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
an Amanda Palmer album titled 'Amanda Palmer, Melon Farmer'
― THREE WOMEN IN THE LIFE OF TUFFY CRAG (soref), Saturday, 6 June 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
A stick that doesn't make any sound when you drum on your desk but still feels stiff and tactile when you're drumming. TBH, I'm not smart enough to tell if this is a shitty idea or a brilliant one.
― The Once-ler, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
no that's a good idea. dunno how it would work though.
― hongro strulkington (dog latin), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
miniature nostril tampons for colds/hay fever complete with little strings
― There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:01 (eight years ago) link
Would pay big $$$ for those nostril tampons today, FWIW.
― No Darts Or Chasms In The Classroom (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
How would you breathe with tampons stuck up your nose?
― pplains, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link
God, it feels like I've said that phrase a million times.
― pplains, Friday, 12 June 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Through your mouth?
― passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 12 June 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
how else would he say it?
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 June 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc
― passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 12 June 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
Not super outlandish, but I really want to pour milk on a bowlful of some chocolate chip Famous Amos and pretend it's Cookie Crisp.
― Snapper Raffles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
I don't askfor much these daysAnd I don't bitch and whineif I don't get my wayI only wannaeat some Famous Amos like it is Cookie Crisppour my milk onto a bowlful of chocolate chipeat some Famous Amos like it is Cookie CrispAnd I'm keeping my secrets mine
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link
Not super outlandish, but I really want to pour milk on a bowlful of some chocolate chip Famous Amos and pretend it's Cookie Crisp.― Snapper Raffles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:14 PM (3 hours ago)
― Snapper Raffles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:14 PM (3 hours ago)
did this
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
too crumby?
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
it was perfect
― gr8080, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
not a terrible idea at all then
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link
a really difficult Where's Waldo on the big screen at theaters during the 20 minutes before the previews start, instead of stupid trivia and commercials. if pepsi (or whatever) still wants to advertise than they can work with the where's waldo people to have some people drinking pepsi in the puzzle or something
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
Laserpointers in the first 30 seconds.
― pplains, Friday, 3 July 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link
Yeah but there's a whole list of puntastic things to look for!
― rahrah avis (imago), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
When they used to do slide projector ads, that was always a good time to play the alphabet game
― The Once-ler, Friday, 3 July 2015 23:34 (eight years ago) link
Idea: medical coma weight loss facility complete with industrial strength bed shakers and electrical muscle stimulatorshttp://blh.artilenttechnolo.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/5270.jpg
― The Once-ler, Saturday, 4 July 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
A special showing of the movie Twilight but it's actually the Paul Newman movie
― Hell Books (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 July 2015 05:59 (eight years ago) link
There's this weird anecdote about Gerald Ford:
http://i.imgur.com/sNLQL9j.png
Can't get out of my mind this alternate version where the dog takes a shit, the steward rushes over, the president says "No, this is my dog," and then proceeds - excuse me here - proceeds to pin the dog down on the carpet, wiping the dog's ass with his rag.
When he finally lets the dog go, the president stands up and says, "sorry about that," and then looks down at the pile of shit still on the carpet. "You'll take care of that though, right?"
― pplains, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link
Ford's limo gets a flat in Michigan somewhere, and his very elderly driver starts slowly removing the tire jack and the spare from the trunk. "No, Raymond. This is my limo. I will repair the tire."
The president takes the tire iron and just starts swinging the shit out of it, hammering the fucking rims, making sparks off the lug nuts. At one point, it ricochets off the tire and nearly hits the driver. Ford takes off his jacket, rolls up his sleeve, and starts beating the car door, breaking the windows, the driver starts taking steps backward until he knows he's out of the president's line of vision and then takes off running the other way down the dirt road to ....
I don't know where I'm going with this. It's a terrible idea, that's for sure.
― pplains, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
A cover version of Kraftwerk's 'We Are The Robots' titled 'Homoerotic' with lyrics like "When I wear my swimming trunks / you can see my bulging junk".
― passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Saturday, 25 July 2015 08:29 (eight years ago) link
Laser on the center of a car's grille that helps guide you to the centermost spot in a lane.
'Third Life' for your 'Second Life' character.
Viral video of people spitting on babies
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link
last of those made me lol tbh
― imago, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
dead flies = :(spitting on babies = :)
― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link
was gonna say!
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
A website called doublespeedgifs.com, where people can upload animated gifs and they're changed to run at double their original speed.
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
http://ezgif.com/speed
http://i.imgur.com/Jfs0xds.gif
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link
A psychological thriller in which an OBGYN is convinced that he or she will be murdered via a tiny baby gun weilded by one of the babies that he or she delivers. Late night nervy office scenes spent checking hazy ultrasound images for the murder weapon. Terrified during every delivery.
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 August 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Rj5Z9l6.gifv
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 August 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Rj5Z9l6.gif
"You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 August 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
hahaha -- right.. THERE.
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8ZuR0GB.gif
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SVCo0B6.gifv
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
oculus rift software that is just a skeleton following you around everywhere
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 17 August 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link
a "gary algorithm"
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 August 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
documentary about the decline in popularity of the 80s 2-tone movement called 'The Last Days of Porkpie'
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 17 August 2015 09:42 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/behind-the-gif-cheetos.gif
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 17 August 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
updated cover of "girl you need a change of mind" as sung by a fedora mra to a tumblr sjw
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
^a romantic comedy for these times
― drash, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link