.336/.475/.750
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
popped it up the other way . . . and then it went out
sure the wind's blowing out but it's a 1-1 game in the 7th
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/ebqjr5hEIQX
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link
hottest hot streak since 1950?
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-mlb-bryce-harper-historic-hot-streak/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
pissed that the runner ahead of him on his double didn't score, BH got marooned short of third and just stood still and got tagged out. #controversy
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link
just faced a pitcher younger than him for the first time (jacob lindgren), flew out to left
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Harper has a WAR of 5.3 through 65 team games. That projects to 13.2 for a full season, which would be less than Ruth's 14.1 in 1923 (first on the position-player list), but more than Ruth's 12.9 in 1921 (second). Won't happen, but just getting this far into the season at that level is worth making note of.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link
Good timing on that update.
― clemenza, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
"Be as sexy as you can in the box."
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodybryceharper/washington-nationals-outfielder-bryce-harper-unbuttoned-espn-magazine-body-issue
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/harper-mag.jpg?w=300&h=369
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 July 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link
@Todd_DybasMy favorite Bryce Harper Looney Tunes stat: When he swings in a 1-0 count, he’s hitting .703 (26-for-37), w/7 HRs, 7 2Bs and a 2.151 OPS.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link
man imagine if he was putting these numbers up as a catcher
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
@AndrewSimonMLBBryce Harper comes into tonight riding his 1st three-game hitless streak of the year. His OBP over those three games is .538.
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 25 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
https://instagram.com/p/8WWqhTgIZa/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
23 years old today
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XoCnlMF.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
MY EYESHIS EYESEVERYBODY'S EYES
― phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
that's a clown tweet, bro
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iujFXdbUbHU
meh-meh???
― k3vin k., Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link
In Game 4 of the 2014 division series against the Giants, he stood on deck in the seventh inning with the (Giants leading 2-1. A fan in the sunken seats about 10 feet away, holding a glass of red wine, berated Harper with an intensity that couldn't be ignored."Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out.""You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary."He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
"Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"
Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out."
"You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"
Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary.
"He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14935765/washington-nationals-bryce-harper-wants-change-baseball-forever
― Andy K, Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link
doesn't get better than trashing a premium Giants fan, at least in NL
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link
lol, well done
― WilliamC, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link
Harper 100% otm with pretty much all of this, great article
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
goose thohttp://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14943065/goose-gossage-rips-jose-bautista-toronto-blue-jays-nerds-ruining-baseball
― unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
what a potty mouth
― unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link
that part aint new
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
"He was just devastated about life," Harper says, "not because of the home run really, but more because he had just kinda realized how empty his existence was. I think his work-home balance was off. His relationship with his kids was bad. His daughter had just graduated from Sarah Lawrence and I think he's worried she's about the direction she's taking with her life and he's not a fan of her current boyfriend either. I got a real sense of just how lonely he was in those seconds when I stared unblinkingly into his eyes. Also I think he was realizing that his glass of Pinor Noir was pretty shitty. I prefer Zins myself."
Bryce Harper is deep.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link
i knew it was a hoax when you said bryce harper drinks alcohol
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
get off his dick
http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb-news/4701228-bryce-harper-home-run-walkup-song-jcole-gmod
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2016 02:54 (eight years ago) link
100
and now tied with derek jeter in career grand slams
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link
When Harper came up with the bases loaded I said "oh here it comes."
― Honor thy pisstake as a hidden intention. (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
Way early, but up in Bonds-world right now.
.359/.458/.897, 250 OPS+.
― clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
4 Ks in 52 PAs
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 April 2016 04:00 (eight years ago) link
Grand slam tonight.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:18 (eight years ago) link
NL Player of the Month
good choice
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link
(tho not w/out other options)
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link
walked 6x and hit by a pitch today; first modern player to reach 7x in a game w/out an AB. (i think i have that right)
Cubs are no dummies
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 May 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
::placeholder post for "HEY FUCK YOU" gif::
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/bryce-harper-to-ump-who-ejected-him-fuck-you-1775674433
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link
Lol that ump knew it was coming
― Spottie, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
@beckjasonMichael Fulmer is just the 3rd MLB pitcher younger than Bryce Harper to face him, joining Aaron Nola and Jacob Lindgren.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link
clown tweet bro
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link
@AlexPuttermanDusty Baker on Bryce Harper: "I like him as a young man. Now, will I have to spank him sometime? Maybe. I like my son, too."
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link
one-game suspension!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
worth it
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmzdHYgWEAAUfLM.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/man-amongst-boys-the-oral-history-of-bryce-harpers-record-setting-junior-college-season
oral history of his juco year
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
yeah sale is falling hard, keith law seems to think he projects as a reliever not a starter and maybe some teams have bought into that too
― ciderpress, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:06 PM (6 years ago)
lol btw
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link
good read xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
meanwhile i have a west coast correspondent wondering aloud whether mike trout is the best player in the game.
i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch
― mookieproof, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:41 PM (4 years ago)
also!
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link