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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$15.49 Jaunita's Platter$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Red Sauce$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce$0.00 Chicken Taco$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate$0.00 All Pulled Chicken$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 Salsa Blanca$12.59 Three$0.00 Sour cream sauce
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.37 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.00 tip$46.23 Total
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― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 22 May 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
Hi Tom, It's that time of year again. I am sending my app into the church tomorrow for the craft fair. Does the Club wish to do it again this year? If so, I am willing to coordinate it through Friday night. I will be out of town for the next two weeks but please let me know what the Board decides. Is it possible to run a 3.5" cube of wood through a planer, safely? I want to make one of those cube within a cube. I have a chunk of cedar but it needs to be squared up. Thanks,Norm
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 07:25 (eight years ago) link
Is it possible to run a chicken enchilada with salsa blanca through a planer, safely?
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link
Yes, it is called The Juarez
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link
Add cheese and sour cream
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
Maria Mota <mariajm✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>Attachments07:11 (3 hours ago)Replyto me Neu fhoto myles wad his cars
[photo of cuet babby with some toy cars attached]
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Combo$0.00 White rice .Sub chips for flour Tortillia
$-1.47 Discount: Coupon$1.37 Tax$4.99 Delivery$3.15 tip$29.03 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:19 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:18 (eight years ago) link
Neu fhoto myles wad his cars
― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link
Fuck this man, we going straight up Juarez .Sub chips for flour Tortillia all up in this bitch you feel me
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
and did i mention the coupon muthafucka BAM $-1.47 that's a dime off the Tax but I'm gonna pass the savings your way with a generous 10.8% tip AFTER Tax and Delivery don't even mention it u know i got u
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
i mean think about this: that's $20.99 for the food but $8.04 for the delivery, tax and tip AFTER the $-1.47 coupon which is to say that I am willing to pay 27.69% of my meal this evening to non-edible convenience, government regulation and helping put your child through private schoolthis is redistribution not just of salsa or of saving but of THE AMERICAN DREAM and somewhat of corn: no chips por favor gracias
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
dearest uncle julio's perimeter marketing department, can i make a little suggestion? and do not presume that i am stepping on your territory because lord knows you are important people in my life. you have driven my consumer habits for at least a year now and 1/3 of my intake is perimeter driven so respect due but as they say on game of thrones a man must ask: why $-1.47 and not $-1.50 on the coupon? is it to stand out in the same way that today's mothers name their daughters rebekkah and lauryttah on unique snowflake/stripclub bound predetermination? because, and i am talking real shit right now, you so do not need this sort of gimmickry. girl, you can round DOWN and i will be on your perimeter today tomorrow and in September. do not cheapen our moment; if you want to show me you care i have two words: extra and sour cream. p.s. three more words (and an apostrophated vowel) to take this to the next level: free side o' guac
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link
i am available to contact. none of my information has changed. come on. let's do this.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
$1.47 is seven percent of $20.99.
$1.37 is seven percent of the discounted price of $19.52.
Seven percent is the restaurant tax for the Atlanta suburb where Uncle Julio lives.
So in other words, faek caek doesn't have to pay tax on his Juarez. Β‘
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
dang pplains dropping fiscal science
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
you should see what's dropping from my perimeter.
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
$-1.47?
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
$0.00 Combo
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
http://ibankcoin.com/chessnwine/files/2014/02/12-jesses-friend-combo-gets-murdered-by-an-11-year-old-on-a-bike.jpg
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$5.45 Delicious Crispy Taco (kids)$0.00 Pulled Chicken$0.00 Crispy Shell$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1$17.49 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.36 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.82 tip$46.95 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:47 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 29 May 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link
Hello Everyone, Matt would like each one of you to attend his upcoming bachelor party in the DC area. The date is being finalized, but it will be a weekend in August. Kate's bachelorette party is August 15 so we might do it the same weekend since there are couples that will have one person attending each party. Please let myself and [woof's government name + an email address that is not the one this was sent to] know if you would like to attend. I am also searching for ideas of things to do. Some ideas are a DC United game (they are at home on 8/1 & 8/22), going to a local brewery, going to a beirgarten. Does anyone else have suggestions? Feel free to watch any of the Hangover movies for inspiration. Lastly, do not tell Matt know the date or the plans for his bachelor party. We want this to be a complete surprise for him.
― woof, Saturday, 30 May 2015 01:29 (eight years ago) link
I find it slightly confusing get misdirected emails about stag dos while am I organising my own stag do.
― woof, Saturday, 30 May 2015 01:30 (eight years ago) link
Matt's sounds boring
― jennifer islam (silby), Saturday, 30 May 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link
Feel free to watch any of the Hangover movies for inspiration
Cool thanksMy o/h was organising a stag do for his brother and emailed everyone with the date and vague plans but not full addresses or timetable etc. he also said not to tell the groom as it was a surprise what they were doing.
One guy got on the train to the city it was in, a week early (before everything was firmed up) realised he didn't know where to go after getting off the train, rang the groom to ask. smh
― kinder, Saturday, 30 May 2015 08:56 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1$17.49 Chicken$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.85 Tax$4.99 Delivery$4.72 tip$38.04 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:43 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 31 May 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
KidsFootLoc✧✧✧@perel✧✧✧.c✧✧02:20 (12 hours ago)Replyto me Kids Foot LockerLocation: Providence, RI 2903Position: Sales Associate (Part-Time)
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― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
Well, shes clearly too stupid to get a job.
i dunno man, i think th kids foot locker application process should really be intelligence agnostic
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link
(I am cc'd on this)
Hi Lisa, I know you haven't asked for anything for the newsletter but I came across the following in "Popular Mechanics" and thought some of them were hilarious. You could use these as fillers in upcoming newsletters. Phrases You Never Want to Hear in a Person's Workshop: Squinting is the same as wearing safety glasses. This all-in-one stain and polyurethane is probable just as good. I threw the owner's manual away years ago. So bulky! You're telling me I should have measured the opening for the door before we built this part? Don't waste your time I already measure that. Golly, that saw is waaaay too loud. You got to smell this glue. Epoxy can't be that hard to get off. Why shouldn't a belt sander work on a bunion? Those were my good decoupage/sewing scissors. Oh, here it is: The instructions say we should open the windows.....two hours ago. Pilot holes are for sissies. Please don't tell me we missed Ellen. Some articles for you: SCROLL SAW SPLINTER GROUP The group will meet Saturday, July 25th, 9:30 AM, at Woodcraft South. The discussion for this quarterly meeting will be an explanation why Rick Spachek had gone over to the dark side. The "dark side" in this case being the use of spiral blades. We have not talked about spirals for some time and seems like Rick has mastered them. He will go through the different sizes and their uses, different manufacturers, and how he is using them. This promises to be a fun and information discussion so we hope to see you there. Don't forget to bring your latest projects to show us what you have been doing and your questions. VETERAN TRIBUTE A couple of months ago we issued several veteran tribute ornament patterns to the club. We asked people to make a few of these to be given out especially on Memorial Day. These ornaments are given out all year long. This activity is being coordinated by Rick Googleproofenstein. So far this year Rick has collected and given out 230 ornaments! That is a wonderful number and I am sure these ornaments have made many veterans feel good, but we need to do more for them. It would be so nice to reach 500 by the end of the year. If people would just make three or four stacks of these ornaments, we could do it. If you need the pattern please contact Rick Googleproofenstein at hoss7318@y... or Norm Nutjob at scrollsaw@... I am out of state until after the meeting but if there is anything you need, let me know. Norm
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 06:12 (eight years ago) link
Hi [Plains],
Your treatment plan is as follows:- 2 crowns-1 filling
Each crown is $1264 and the filling is $238. We can schedule the treatment all at once if you would like. Please let me know what you prefer. Thanks.
TatianaOffice Manager
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link
we request the pleasure of your company june 27 at meriweather post pavilion to celebrateKathy's 46th.Transportationwillbe provided more details to follow
Peter
― Clay, Saturday, 6 June 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link
Peter needs to get some compressed air under his space bar.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 7 June 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link
Dear tokyo rosemary
Just a quick note to let you know that the new Mrs Foley entry for the DNZBhas now been printed and is available on
[link removed]
The editors have shortened and condensed my original and altered some of itto their approved "style" but all the important bits are there and, aftersome negotiating, I'm happy with what has been printed.
Hope all is well with you
Best regardsPeter
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link
Man Peter gets around
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Sunday, 7 June 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link
Glad to see he took my advice about the compressed air.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 7 June 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 Gluten Free: Please sub flour tortillias with corn chips.$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb$0.00 Ranch
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.23 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.00 tip$44.05 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:23 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 7 June 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
I'm going to call this guy someday.
― pplains, Sunday, 7 June 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 No flour tortillias. Sub with corn tortilla chips. (Gluten Free)$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 No flour tortillias. Sub with corn tortilla chips.
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.22 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.00 tip$43.98 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:52 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 14 June 2015 01:46 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita chicken$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with corn chips (gluten free)
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.09 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.24 tip$42.24 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:13 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
no lie, i just ordered mexican food because of this thread
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita Steak$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 No flour Tortillia. Sub with Corn Chips instead.
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.22 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.52 tip$44.50 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:20 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 20 June 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
there's a continuity to this thread as comforting as the cycle of the seasons
― drash, Saturday, 20 June 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link
And cheese and sour creamIn Julio's name amen
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 21 June 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link
Hi Fr. Michael Iβm just e-mailing you to see how you are and if you will be coming in to say Mass on Friday. As far as I know we havenβt arranged an alternative this timeβ¦. I am so sorry about last time but at least it gave us the opportunity for a good catch βupβ¦. I hope that your recovery is going well and that you are not overdoing things both in the Parish and with your mumβ¦although I know you probably are in both areas. I look forward to hearing from you soon. God blessSue
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
Hey, padre. Don't overdo it with your mom, ok?
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
Uncle Julio's 3 times a week is definitely overdoing it.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link
http://gimletmedia.com/episode/28-shipped-to-timbuktu/
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
it's very difficult to successfully unsubscribe from Conservative Book Club, just so you know.
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― lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
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― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita chicken$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita Steak$0.00 No flour tortillia. All toppings on the side.$10.79 Soft Taco Plate$1.29 Fajita chicken$0.00 No flour Tortillia. Sub with corn chips. All toppings on the side.
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.19 Tax$4.99 Delivery$38.42 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:31 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 26 June 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link