so not gonna happen

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every generation gets the so not gonna happen it deserves

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

I haven't seen a shade of blue on a wall like that since my great-grandmother died.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link

ha been waiting for this thread to get bumped since I saw that pic on the twitter

Clay, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link

Original dude at least had an outside chance.

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link

looking like a giant baby must be a tuff life :(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

woman on the right looks a lot like the OG flat iron coed!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

haha yeah I thought that too, eerie

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

is he 14 feet tall?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link

doesnt quite seem appropriate for this thread

lex merk a tory ya? (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

leave Ronnie alone!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 28 May 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Damn, forgot about this for a bit. You cunts waited years for this shit. We'll get ya something useful soon. And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics. We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

so gonna happen

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

country music to my ears

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

i didn't see the update about his passing. :-(

condolences

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics.

― WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fess up

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link

woah this is like the godfather ii of no not gonna happen pix, exceeds the original

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 June 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

waynescrew610 is british

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

Ello guvna

WaynesCrew610, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

hmmmmm

goole, Monday, 22 June 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JZEUNcl.gifv
i know, not entirely in the spirit but it was the first thing i thought of

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link

Is Wayne alive?

Treeship, Monday, 22 June 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

I dreamt I saw Wayne last night
Alive as you or me

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 June 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

"I never her" said he

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 11:25 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I want closure!!!

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

sorry, not gonna happen

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Friday, 24 July 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link

sees a penny. picks it up and pockets it.

Aimless, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

Straightens duster, tips hat, says "ma'am" and rides away

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 24 July 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I think in a lot of ways So Not Gonna Happens occur to balance out situations where it was So Gonna Happen but one or both parties was oblivious to the idea of it Happening and thus an imbalance occurring from the wasted potential of So Gonna Happen gets distributed amongst the So Not Gonna Happens, bringing a cosmic sense of irony to the whole preceedings.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

What was in the original pic that the pig was shopped over?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 09:39 (seven years ago) link

Apparently this is the original:

(Warning, link leads to a NSFW image!)

http://i.ucrazy.ru/files/pics/2015.04/0chudiilii18.jpg

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 09:46 (seven years ago) link

wow this thread

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link

aw i thought the pig was real :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

omg Tuomas

Tay, an artificially intelligent software chatbot (dandydonweiner), Monday, 22 August 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

10 years past!

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 22 August 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

yesssss

mh 😏, Saturday, 27 August 2016 03:50 (seven years ago) link

plastic chicken wire? on the window?

goole, Monday, 29 August 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

christmas lights:

http://i63.tinypic.com/30cyvqh.jpg

StanM, Monday, 29 August 2016 16:14 (seven years ago) link

plastic chicken wire? on the window?

― goole, Monday, August 29, 2016 5:03 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.teamrock.com/image/03321198-dff1-4ef7-b0c9-f229d96a8733?w=800

beer say hi to me (stevie), Monday, 29 August 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...
two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/WIZARDISHUNGRY/status/786581011853373441

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

wait waht

doo-doo diplomacy (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

Whoa

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

hoo boy lol

how's life, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

Wonder if this explains the huge number of registrations I just let in a few minutes ago?

how's life, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

https://gimletmedia.com/episode/79-boy-in-photo/

DropPodcasts, Thursday, 13 October 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link


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