Innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQpQuGV_gMA

Ha Ha! I even feel embarrassed for the cow.

lol, that got through a focus group
"i like the way it seems like he fucks the cow later"

The dude on the porch serenading them is the worst part to me. I also can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke.

Also this is more IA than IE but it's cold enough for the cow's breath to condense but dinglebutt is eating yogurt outside in a short sleeved shirt.

so is the cow like the guy's friend and is waiting for him to finish his yogurt so they can hang out?

the word "smelly"

That's pretty irrational.

Or innocuous rather

The word "yummy" when used by anyone over age 7.

That's pretty irrational.

― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Monday, May 25, 2015 11:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or innocuous rather

― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Monday, May 25, 2015 11:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both! And also I find it roughly twice as embarrassing when it's used for something that smells good as for something that smells bad.

i found myself irrationally embarrassed the other day while using my dry shampoo
no one was there i just felt shame for using the product

not embarrassed because my hair was greasy, but because i was using the product

gee, your hair smells terrific!

I can't believe this hasn't been listed so far because it might be one of the most innocuous, most embarrassing things ever: Q&As at movie screenings/book readings/etc.

yes, but the moment when the guy gets up who has no question but just rambles for fifteen minutes about Israel

No, they're all embarrassing. I went to see a screening of UHF last night with Weird Al and Jay Levey doing a Q&A after and every question, from the guy who the audience yelled at because it took him four minutes to fully phrase his question to the guy who cried and asked Weird Al for his stance on gay marriage, was an atomic cringe bomb.

crying while asking weird al about gay marriage sounds like a lot of fun

Ugh no that's awful.

There was a little girl who asked Weird Al what his favorite cartoon was. That was ok.

was he proposing to weird al while crying? I continue to hold that this would be an amazing thing to see.

my cringebinge was watching this dbag movie reviewer from the chicago reader use the phrase "dickensian amplitude" at least 3 times in five minutes after "cloud atlas"

a dick, amplifying

man they mailed me Cloud Atlas and i never bothered.

this same dbag later trapped me at a video store in a dual monologue about the early yakuza films of miike takashi, which i'd have been able to contribute to had i seen any of the fuckers. also his breath stank.

Ugh

What was weird al's favorite cartoon?

Ren & Stimpy

from the guy who the audience yelled at because it took him four minutes to fully phrase his question to the guy who cried and asked Weird Al for his stance on gay marriage, was an atomic cringe bomb.
this has grown to be the only thing i enjoy about q&as in general. it's not like you're going to get interesting info most of the time.

I like to hear articulate people talk about things they've made, but the price is always hearing some useless fuck "ask" their rambling moronic multi-part "question" (never actually a question) and yeah it's probably not worth it

there's always the guy who insists on giving his personal history with the artist's work as if anyone cares

Oh man yeah you should try sitting through the Q&A part of a panel presentation at a Star Trek convention. Star Trek fans have some serious personal connection to that franchise and really want to talk about it. LL, I think you would probably have to leave the room.

I always feel like apologising to the person for having to put up with it, it's a real cultural cringe although I know q&a audiences are probably terrible everywhere

They are probably slightly worse here tho

I mean, I, too, could stand up and tell a story about how Voyager helped me through personal tragedy and I would probably end up getting a hug from Captain Janeway but I would rather have a cavity filled and a cervical biopsy in the same day than publicly overshare about that.

Like Weird Al is probably one of the nicest, most fan-service-focused performers out there, and even he seemed vaguely annoyed.

Did I ever tell you about my mom randomly decided c. 1998 that I should meet and marry Weird Al? She was dead serious and so adamant that me and Weird Al were meant to be together. It was very strange.

i want to leave the room just thinking about it
if these people managed to annoy weird al, i'm even more curious about them

That is strange.

ppl who overshare their personal stories are forgiven when they're interesting and/or concise; it's the rambling "me and my buddies back in the day" stories preceding a lame question that stand out as myopically self-centered because they're disorganized and always boring.

it's reached the point in Ny that questioners get heckled by the audience fairly regularly.

these are not innocuous btw

The one time I saw B.B. King was a lecture/performance at Northwestern. Before his last song, he took questions. One was a guy who shouted, "DID YOU KNOW THAT I OWE MY MUSICAL CAREER TO YOU? DID YOU KNOW THAT?!" King seemed happy about that, even if the audience was visibly annoyed. Another guy asked, "What do you think about guitarists like Eddie Van Halen and Joe Satriani citing you as an influence?" Other audience members groaned loudly at this, but King diplomatically said, "I think it's great!"

And starting a Q&A off with, "After your questions, B.B. King will play some more!" is a surefire way to keep it short.

there's always the guy who insists on giving his personal history with the artist's work as if anyone cares

― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:10 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was at an art opening w/lecture thing and had to listen to someone frame her question with an explanation of the excellent hotel with cool music and art of the walls and other weird signifiers meant to mean the questioner was worldly and cool before she asked something kind of trite

The crying gay marriage guy also admitted to being an improv comedian.

The long-long-long question was actually hilarious b/c he so effectively ran the whole thing off the rails. He got heckled, but after a while even the host and Weird Al were LOLing with him. (His question was about the Change.org petition to get Weird Al to headline the Superbowl, but it went into some bizarre territory, with _theories_ and strategies.)

CSPAN and CSPAN2's BookTV have some crazies on live call-in, although I think they filter them better now. The best-handled was this guy who addressed Susan Sontag and the female host by their first names, in a mock-deferential tone. Sontag sait there a second, looking thoughtful, then suddenly asked, "What's your first name?" He just stammered, and the host said, "Next."
Even better, in part because it involved several questioners, was the Robert Altman Film Festival, starring Robert Altman. This was at my alma mater, back in the 70s. "Mr. Altman, I've been watching your work since the TV days, those series episodes and That Cold Day In The Park and so on, and you've certainly come a long way, and I wonder, when you go to bed, do you see your name up in lights, and get all turned on?" Altman: "I'm a brand, and the chairman of a committee, People bring me ideas, and respond to my ideas, and we figure out how to do something, if it seems worth doing."
A woman started a question based on the premise that Pinkie opened her eyes while supposedly comatose in Three Women, and a couple of people started arguing with her about that. Altman: "I didn't see her open her eyes..." Woman: "No, she did!" other audience members: "wtf? stfu!" Altman: "Hold on, people! Now---I didn't see her do that, but if you did, then that's your movie. How did you interpret that?" And she replied, of course, that this proved Pinkie was manipulative, which seemed the point anyway, so Altman said something like, "I thought she was, too," and went on to the next question.
So I totally related to Woody Allen's take on Q&A weirdos in Stardust Memouries, even though some filmies seemed butthurt.

Altman otm

sorry for typos, tiny screen

Somebody should've stood up after that one guy and asked Weird Al a question about a HAY CARRIAGE, like why is Iowa always on the forefront of these things?

I'm IE about authors reading from their books. Like, that's not the way they wrote it (most of the time) and that's not the way you're supposed to absorb it (most of the time.)

I once saw Nicholson Baker read from The Fermata, and boy. whew.

they don't like it either fwiw, at least not the one i know

my favorite talkback was at a moma film that i went to when i first moved to nyc and was on the autodidactic film school tip and it was an experimental thing from the late seventies without narrative playing on a wednesday afternoon matiness and there was a constant return to a kaleidoscopic shot of some guy jacking off for the camera with emokid voiceover and this went on for like two hours. most of the audience left but i was in full-on "I WILL LEARN SOMETHING HERE" mode and I stuck it out until at the end it was me and 7 senior citizens and the film ends with nothing offered except i think the dude finally came i guess? so they bring the director out and whattayaknow, it's clearly the jackin' it dude. "Questions?" and each of the seven senior citizens got up and lectured the guy about the filmmaking process and what was he thinking, etc along the lines of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ