why do you people hate americans its disgusting and offensive and it breaks my heart

interspecial homoavian coitus: the rarest love of all

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/UnlceSamGirlsandBoys.jpg/300px-UnlceSamGirlsandBoys.jpg

http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/us-navy-recruitment-posters-propaganda-world.jpg

uncle getting handsy

Yeah wtf Sam

Fucking Americans

despite the rousing speech jeff daniels gave on newsroom i think the case 'america is the best country in the world' is an easy one to state

Fucking Americans

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/america-always-wins-570x335.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GcPiiG0Rjg

http://rlv.zcache.com/retro_peace_sign_monogram_bottle_opener_kimbrastudiosbottleopener-rb03bcd4f0ee84c7e86463a6e89935017_zwder_324.jpg?rlvnet=1

(ps a+ grammatical joke wins)

http://dw-usa.com/

Second Grand Down With USA Festival

Did you mean 'MURRICA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯'?

― 乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, June 14, 2015 3:48 PM (5 hours ago)

I can't stop you from disparaging my homeland, but I wish you would at least have the decency to spell it properly.

(it's "MURICA")

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exonym_and_endonym

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart, Murrican

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/twinpeaks/images/a/a3/046-Double-R-Sign-02.jpg

I'm pretty sure "Murica" is the standard spelling all over the English-speaking world, but thank you for mansplaining exonyms and endonyms to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLtG5DdyfjM

american dorks are to be called murricans for symmetry to the british prototype, murrican-americans can self-identify autonomously if you wish

really fucking hope the usa doesn't win the whole thing

― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, June 30, 2015 9:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh this is just a matter of football aesthetics - the japanese play beautifully and i'm english lol

well that's understandable, aesthetics trumps anglosphere any day

http://i59.tinypic.com/2r41vyh.jpg

http://i4.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article4015771.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/eagle3.jpg

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000zWC6mh5rS9g/s/600/600/BE1697.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/The_Death_of_General_Mercer_at_the_Battle_of_Princeton_January_3_1777.jpeg

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/british/images/vc85c.jpg

http://fuckyeahusuk.tumblr.com/

usa absolved of antifootball, yet

trying to keep the ball in the corner when you're 3 goals up in injury time = pure, pure savagery. the true heart of this usa team revealed

― rahrah avis (imago), Sunday, July 5, 2015 8:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://paulduann.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100412-13.27-7257-Edit.jpg

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/albums/2326/homepage_large.716b8954.jpg

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/the-stereotype-map-of-every-us-state-according-to-british-pe?utm_term=.yxN8neM9l#.siYznwaZx

p sure the reason for feeling superior to the hated americans wld be their inability to fill in any similar map of a foreign country, riiiiight?

cmon if you put that map in front of an average british person and gave them a marker and 10 minutes it would have like 5 things written on it.

the map there, otoh, is "here's some shit we thought would be funny after browsing online for half an hour"

yeah brits don't know that much about America generally. like id imagine the percentage of brits who know what grits are is pretty small.

hardly unique in this respect but british ppl know much more about US culture and even geography than they do about any other country

Laertiades (imago) wrote this on thread Hummus on board I Love Everything on Mar 11, 2016

might vote 'ban america'

idk whether to scold him for disparaging my motherland or applaud him for injecting some much-needed acrimony into the 'hummus' poll

NB I currently have a tub of Eat Well Enjoy Life® zesty carrot sriracha hummus in my fridge :(

http://i.imgur.com/Ye0y9qx.jpg

slightly regret that post

obv it is spelt houmous tho

pretty sure it's spelled حمّص

spelt is no substitute for chickpeas

god can you imagine? be like the sort of thing self-hating puritans who only eat food like what dinosaurs might've ate would eat

https://kamilahslist.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ezekiel-bread.jpg

lol

kinder wrote this on thread why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? on board I Love Everything on Apr 29, 2016

I love the US use of the word 'trail', I always imagine a path of sweets going into the forest.

imho 'forest track' is just as silly, as if hikers are wild animals beating a track to their mating grounds with their hooves

nevermind, apparently 'track' is an Australian thing and kinder is from the UK. I'll forward my complaints to the Cape of Good Hope...

http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-456822.jpg

The Honourable
Edward Luce

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Edward_Luce_May_2012.jpg

Born 1 June 1968 (age 47)
Sussex, England
Occupation Author, journalist
Nationality British
Genre Non-fiction
Subject American politics and economics, India

https://t.co/VlZut4loEz

Also I think we established that American mayo is to British mayo as American chocolate is to British chocolate, ie a hellish re-imagining by the behemoth corporate food industry that sucks all the goodness out of it.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 08:09 (Yesterday)