breakfast aaron
http://media.giphy.com/media/13duXCtewq1cpG/giphy.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
i don't know, are we still talking about this
http://i.imgur.com/6RTxzwt.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
i feel like we kinda subvocally agreed it's a bad idea to allow the idea headspace in case it metastasizes
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link
Wouldnt Breakstafarian make more sense argh my brain hurts now.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
or even Breakfast-afarianyo though, it's creepy to see that Hamburglar glove show up on random McD's commercials now
― Nhex, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
hamburglar just gives me mad craigslist vibes now #nohomo
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
His glove does what now?
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link
Keeps his hands from smelling like McDonald's all day and reminding him of the terrible mistake he made in stealing one of their grey-meat burgers slathered in corn syrup ketchup and rehydrated onion bits leftover from World War 2.
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/05/the-story-of-the-hamburger.html
Shallal, convinced that fast food in general was in eclipse and being overtaken by restaurants like Shake Shack, spoke in the visionary tones of someone present at the birth of a utopia. When I asked how his app makes money, he smiled beatifically. “It doesn’t make money,” he said. “It’s for the people. This is our contribution to the burger world.”
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:23 (eight years ago) link
FOR THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
― j., Monday, 1 June 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
Btw that new STUFT NACHO from Taco Bell is some really simple, tasty, deadly stuff.
― Nhex, Monday, 1 June 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
aka TBD tasty but deadly
― j., Monday, 1 June 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
staind nacho
― example (crüt), Monday, 1 June 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link
gotta be trapt nacho
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 1 June 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link
seriously though it is tops on my recent list of garbage that I put into my body
― Nhex, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 04:45 (eight years ago) link
http://www.foodrepublic.com/2015/06/02/eating-my-way-through-weird-hard-rock-cafe-world-b
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
monterey jack cheese, the most scottish of all the cheeses
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
shouldve saved it for the australian burger, obv
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37100000/Monterey-Jack-chip-n-dale-rescue-rangers-37108933-300-259.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
“It's a big sandwich, bro,” the manager adds.
― écorché (S-), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
President Camacho approves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSJj_Pdjys
― Tarkus Aurelius (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 June 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.businessinsider.com/pizza-hut-box-turns-into-movie-projector-for-your-smartphone-2015-6
the food laboratory team must be shaking their fists in deep frustration. their R&D budgets slashed, the funds transferred to the box people, and all for a blurry, muffled projection of low-res video. maybe now headquarters will finally listen.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 June 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
do mainstream pizza chains even still offer anchovies? i dunno anyone who orders anchovies.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 June 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
Pizza Hut still so far behind in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y
― pplains, Monday, 8 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
When I worked at Dominos (like 20 years ago now) the hatred for anchovies was strong enough that there was a standard topping code of EBA for "everything but anchovies".
But someone would order them like once a month, so there was always one can of anchovies in the walk-in and it was big production of getting grossed out when we had to open it to top a pizza and the drivers would fight over who had to deliver those pizzas cause they made your car stink more than usual and people who ordered anchovies were inherently weirdos who were not to be trusted.
― joygoat, Monday, 8 June 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
well now i feel bad fer the little guys
― j., Monday, 8 June 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
wow, i had no idea.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 June 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
.. types forks, eating his third anchovy slice of the day
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 8 June 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
they're delicious don't judge me
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 June 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
forsksclovechovies
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
IGNORE THAT TYPOIGNORE IT
forksclovetochovieupizza
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/14/229/64706_512x288_generated__UyJgtu2qukWcCTJOCT2gUQ.jpg
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
(I like em, personally)
they are very salty and so cool with me. this also led me to read about the history of the Caesar salad on wikipedia.
The original Caesar salad recipe (unlike his brother Alex's Aviator's salad) did not contain pieces of anchovy; the slight anchovy flavor comes from the Worcestershire sauce. Cardini was opposed to using anchovies in his salad.
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link
Cardini otm
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link
I'll come around eventually, I just had a sardine that I thought was something else years ago and the surprise flavor explosion bruised my explorative tendencies
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 00:54 (eight years ago) link
too salty
― brimstead, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 01:14 (eight years ago) link
i have honestly never had 'CHOVIEZ on a pizza but i do like em. fish on pizza seems barbaric and potentially not kosher.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link
nah it's kosher, fish is parve
― jennifer islam (silby), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
in my current (French) town there are only two main pizza options: cheese or anchovies (without cheese). you can get other stuff on yr pie but that's mainly for tourists. so I've come to love the briny fish on a tomato sauced slice
https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3916/14846246950_179bf1dc1a.jpg
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link
The best pizza topping set: anchovies, pepperoni, capers, and garlic, whole black olives optional. A friend of mine used to call this the "misanthrope special".
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:21 (eight years ago) link
intermediate-level umami
― drash, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:52 (eight years ago) link
Love how of all those things the olives are optional
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/336a81a736eb4a9483e62a6ad98a8501/throwing-shade-taco-bell-execs-bone-youth-lingo
language laboratory innovations
― how's life, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
That proved true last year when he spoke at a presentation by Taco Bell parent company Yum Brands Inc., which also owns KFC and Pizza Hut. At the time, Niccol informed the audience of analysts and investors about the millennial phrase "on cleek," which he explained meant "on point."Later, the website Buzzfeed noted that Niccol had meant to say "on fleek." In a conversation with The Associated Press, Niccol said his social media team was quick to correct him after the meeting."The next day they were like, 'You were close'," Niccol said. "I accused them of telling me it's 'on cleek'.""In the end, that's how Taco Bell stays relevant," Niccol said.
Later, the website Buzzfeed noted that Niccol had meant to say "on fleek." In a conversation with The Associated Press, Niccol said his social media team was quick to correct him after the meeting.
"The next day they were like, 'You were close'," Niccol said. "I accused them of telling me it's 'on cleek'."
"In the end, that's how Taco Bell stays relevant," Niccol said.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Rad pandering, G. Keep gleaming that cube, hepcats!
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link
see you on the flippity flop tacajos
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
Megan Jasper, a 25-year-old sales representative at Caroline Records in Seattle, provided this lexicon of grunge speak, coming soon to a high school or mall near you:
WACK SLACKS: Old ripped jeans
FUZZ: Heavy wool sweaters
PLATS: Platform shoes
KICKERS: Heavy boots
SWINGIN' ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP: Hanging out
BOUND-AND-HAGGED: Staying home on Friday or Saturday night
SCORE: Great
HARSH REALM: Bummer
COB NOBBLER: Loser
DISH: Desirable guy
BLOATED, BIG BAG OF BLOATATION: Drunk
LAMESTAIN: Uncool person
TOM-TOM CLUB: Uncool outsiders
ROCK ON: A happy goodbye
― nickn, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link
Looking forward to the très cleek Taco Bell Bloated, Big Bag of Bloatation, for a limited time only.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link
http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2015_24/624466/pizzahut-hotdogpizza-today-150610_bf254d3344c1083af4ef19f40db60ad1.today-inline-large.jpg
http://www.today.com/food/pizza-hut-confirms-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-coming-america-t25591
― Clay, Friday, 12 June 2015 01:10 (eight years ago) link