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the LVCs seemed like a good alternative to japanese jeans, they are priced about a bill cheaper. i can justify paying $150 for a good super-classic pair of jeans that i can wear for a few years straight but when i catch myself looking at any item of clothing that costs $200 and over and isn't a suit i start to wonder at my priorities in life.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

and if it will wreck my dirtbag image

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd bet the LVCs should stretch out fine, but if not, can always soak the waist and stretch them some yourself. There are some nice brands of Japanese jeans for around $200ish a pair, but I know what you mean about the price..I justified the cost of my Eternals and Samurais by the fact they should last quite a long time.

Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:42 (seventeen years ago) link

IMPORTED BUT NOT PRE-DISTRESSED

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i havent washed my hair since, let me think, april

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that's because you're bald

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

everywhere

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i am?

come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link

a) laundry, everywhere. (contained to bedroom, not bed.)

b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)

c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(that said, he was dirtbag himself, no evil on my part, truly.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link

stop talking about your gay dirty jeans fetish vahid!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link

(j/k, I want some fancy pants)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh fuck I'm going to make noise enemy thread

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

do it :D

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, I have the ultimate dirt bag squalor secret which is too horrible to be told for real, even if it isn't really my fault.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link

holy crap, this has made me realise that i've never washed my car. i got it around Xmas 2004. will it spectacularly fall apart one day, like a clownmobile?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ANYWAY is possibly my favourite response for entertainment value by people to things, but only if followed up on, otherwise, y'know, why even say it (baiting, baiting)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

my car is a disaster!.. bag of plastic containers in the trunk for recycling (my office doesn't recycle plastic so I had to take it with me), and a couple of apple cores on the floor.. I think there's a banana peel from yesterday.. gotta clean that. definitely have piles of clothes all over in my room. it's hard to stay on top of cleaning everything when the job is stressful, commute annoying, no energy most evenings when I get home.

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

There was a long string of cobweb hanging over our bed for months. We used to lie there blowing it to watch it dance.

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

for a minute i thought that was a metaphor

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I think so too.

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=76713

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

A few months ago, because I was too lazy to get dressed and get my key and go to the bathroom on the floor, I took a poo into a garbage bag. Then I threw the garbage back down the chute, my floormates none the wiser.
Well, yesterday at 11:30 at night I had a similar problem. I had a stomach ache and I really didn't feel like getting dressed and fumbling around with my wallet, so I shat into another garbage bag.
Here's the twist.
The chute is completely blocked up. It's filled with trash, nothing can enter it, it's completely full. There's even a sign on it saying "DO NOT OPEN."
So, here I am with a bag of shit in my room. I put it in a suitcase in my closet. My room doesn't smell at all, but the closet is pretty stinky. This is awful and humiliating.
Hopefully the garbage chute will be cleared up tomorrow (I think tomorrow's a trash day)... Will my suitcase forever smell like poo? Or is the fact that it's in a garbage bag preventing that from happening?

I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.

we ain't got nothing on those guys

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.schloss.ro/quentin.jpg

this man never cleaned his flat

"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not me btw.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

the telltale poo!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

there was a funny storiy in a similar vein in the last issue of vice

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is fucking gross.

not exactly that dirty, but:
my roommate was throwing up after a long night, and i was trying to get to bed, but couldn't because i had to pee very badly. from the sounds escaping from the bathroom, it seemed like it was going to be a long, drawn out vomit. so i opened my window, cut a hole in the screen, and relieved myself that way. dirtbag or clever?

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

total dirtbag!!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/61/222219085_cab95f88d9_m.jpg
I'm sure I have more photographic evidence to support my status somewhere.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

A+

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

you look like jaxon, sort of

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

My car still has marine corps stickers on it from when I bought it 2 years ago FROM MY DAD. It is a styling 1993 Plymouth Sundance Hatchback.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i have never washed my car, and i don't plan to. that's what rain is for. i've pissed in bottles because i was too lazy to go, but i've never been in vice. i have never shat in a bag, but i did throw up while driving once.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i did throw up while driving once.

dude yr my new hero!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I threw up out my window while driving once, but I was drunk. :(

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh damn, i threw up driving too.

i'll tell the story later

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it dirtbag too, but it was 4 in the morning and i live on the seventh floor, with a parking lot below. eh.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

floor of car covered in one inch of cheetos dust
skidmarks on APC jeans
frequent masturbation to wdyll thread
toenail origami
last brushed teeth during Clinton administration

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

this isn't happy face emoticon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 September 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

hi noiseboard

i've also not washed my car for three years and have thrown up while driving TWICE (both times on jersey turnpike.)

sorry,,, i just had to confess!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

-disgustingly quick consumption of boxed nabisco products

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

- barfed out of speeding taxi, in wintertime
- barfed into a bowl on a glass table, at a party, once
- barfed on friend's front hallway carpet (so. close. to. bathroom. but not there.), new year's a couple yrs ago, followed by five people helping me back down the stairs, getting into taxi with boyfriend, arriving in front of bf's home, telling boyfriend to fuck off and leave me alone, on the sidewalk, in the snow, where i was laying down
- barfed in sinks, showers, buckets, etc etc etc
- now: attempting cease and desist re booze, tho i don't barf anymore. which is almost worse, all that poison with no way out, destroying. how to cure dirtbag drinking ways?? shrooms, pot, yoga? mormonism, army, backhand to the face? harsh words, pregnancy, workaholicism? meh, s'ok.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

my story is that i was 18, it was summer, and i decided to try to swim out to a kelp bed and realized i'd swum out past my limit.

WAAAAAAAAAY past my limit.

i started swimming in but there was a rip current and i ended up fighting the current for what seemed like an hour (probably more like 20 minutes) and eventually i stopped paying attention to what i was doing and when i finally ended up in the surf i was so exhausted that i got pounded and swallowed a ton of saltwater.

i walked off the beach and climbed into my car. it was a really hot day and i just sat there in the leather seats of my burgundy cressida, soaking up the warmth and burping a bit.

then i started the car and drove to the end of the street, turned on the coast hwy and drove for about five minutes. at the end of my street i pulled up on a traffic light and a sherriff rolled up next to my. i looked over at him, smiled, turned back to the wheel and puked a gallon of dirty saltwater all over my chest and lap and steering wheel.

the light turned green and i got home (he didn't follow me)

― POX^3 (let x=2) (vahid), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha omg

yeah, but y'know, you're not a true westcoaster until you've barfed sea water. bonus points for it coming out your nose.
(ripcurrents are freakin scary.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I'm even in the running for dirtbag, but I did throw up last night -- fortunately in the bathroom, in the toilet, no muss. I did tell the hostess, "I'm trying to decide whether to throw up in your bathroom" and she was like "That's what it's there for!" YAY!

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

stuff that was in my stolen car

^ skooled

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

- barfed out of speeding taxi

this was a hobby of mine, for a little while. even worse: once i was with dan se1zer in a cab and totally had to vomit and then kind of did vomit but didn't let it out and sat there feeling gross and panicked. he kept saying, "are you okay" and i'd go, "nngh." when we pulled up in front of his apt, i ran out and went "bleeurrgh" all over the pavement.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

my room is so filthy and has been filthy for so long that the dust bunnies have evolved a rudimentary form of sentience. i suspect my cat might be one of them.

― how much late could a latebloomer bloom if a latebloomer could bloom late (lateb, Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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