DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

I bought 200 pairs of chaps on Amazon.com brand new!!!!!!!!

A.

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like saving a little bit for later.

WTF!? DO YOU LIKE SCRAPE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUR T'S AFTER HE LEAVES?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes it's all you need to start your day

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

JUMP START YOUR NIGHT

― DRINK SPARKS (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Zappa but my musical taste is still slightly less than Gear!'s

also I want to sex his ex roomie

― .AaronHz (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

How do you figure Mr. I bought a promo of A Ghost is Born before it came out?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys, stop. I cannot defend myself against myself properly on this dialup connection.

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

A Ghost Is born is okay, but boring compared to Big and Rich, who are still better than garth brooks. But neither are good as Shania Twain, who is still not quite as good as the Clone defects, who are slightly lesser than brooks and Dunn (their last album is the best country-disco pastische since Willie's "Shotgun Willie" album, (which sort of sucks come to think of it (maybe) or maybe not (I forget) ) )

― chuck (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn you guys is funny ha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is stupid.

― Andrew. (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, my dear Heavens! ;)c=mw==3

― Ned Raggett (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I shouldn't say that. I like Ned. He is not a festering pile of turddom.

― Alex in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

where am i who what

― chuck (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

chuck =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

― bnw. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

What the fuck are you talking about? Ok, i gotta go, really. I have to go now.

― Nowe11 (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT A FUNNY THREAD

― cutty. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

BIKES

― ddb (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah! Alex is the lurverly one, oh yes he is :-) :-)

Alex, soon we shall FAP! And there will be the goodness and much merriment will be had by all!

― Ned Raggett (diamond), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I just got some ass 2 C&C music factory LOL!!!!!!!

― sometimes I like to preetnd I am very small and warm (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear sir you shall attend this FAP or you shall feel the back of my hand! ; )

― Ned Raggett. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey dere what now do you do when youre bummin a fattey and she got crisps all down her front and back and fanny and what what the hey now derrio pip pip?

― Controversial Colin (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, i love you

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi! I'm Adam! I'm Jewish and British! I like mountain climbing (indoor), California (burritos!), and microhouse. I would be a great asset to your team!

-- cutty (holle...), October 12th, 2004. (mcutt)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Weird Japanese Playstation 2 Game.

― why are OLD users of ILX so cool and knowing of all things cool and KNOWING (ddb, Friday, 22 October 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Best regards

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I am reading this thread while drunk and laughed so hard I cried.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

do not mess with my msp

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah, he's cool. I still don't understand the point of doing that though.

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

back?

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

yo, i been tryin to stop since i jokingly got yellow-carded. just hard. i've been signing my shit like that for ages it feels like.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

m.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i bought Katamari for 19.99 at walmart.com!

― charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 6 February 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

-chaki

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 6 February 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine was $20 at Best Buy.

A.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

i bought Katamari for 19.99 at walmart.com!

the msrp = $19.99 chaki... hope you got free shipping.

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 6 February 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

it was $1.97 shipping

-chaki

― charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 7 February 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 7 February 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys,

This place looks like a lot of fun. Do you guys listen to The Streets?

Steve

― Steve Shasta (diamond), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, The Streets are great but any accusations of "lisping" are way off the mark!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

What's that song where he throws food?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

No idea!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

"Geezers Need Excitement"

Geezerz need excitement
If their lives don’t provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense
Geezerz need excitement
If their lives don’t provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense

Out the club about three, to the take-away
The shit-in-a-tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly
Geezerz looking ordinary and a few looking leary
Chips fly round the sound of the latest chart entry
An incendiary waiting to blast
No harm with the contest who can throw the furthest
Behind the counter they look nervous, but
Carry on cutting the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick
Then over flies a chip, flips, and hits you on the back
You spin round on the attack
’fuck you playing at? he looks like a cheshire cat, almost falls down
Your frowns and superman eye lasers don’t even register
By now you want to leather this twat
And forever you're gonna regret that, your choice of path
So mash his head up and your girl's now fed up
But stop to think and it’s never gonna be the jackie chan scene it could have been to end up

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/bashabout/Secretary_.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 20 August 2006 02:42 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Sunday, 20 August 2006 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Must be my FutureSex/LoveSound.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 25 August 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm dying. i will see you all in hell

cheers!
bell_labs

-- bell_labs, Friday, September 21, 2007 4:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Surely if you're DYING you're allowed.

Jon P. Lewis
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Sent from my Sanyo FuckBerry

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 21 September 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Big Jim Swells

― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Not a mention of Gale Deslongchamps?!

Wanko
"I put my thing down, flip it an reverse it."

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link