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dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)


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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Argh!

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Or even 'I put it.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i take up this challenge with great relish

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

here is a gun, i put it to you

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

this might as well be the latest lol thread

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread has reduced me to tears.

piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link

waaah

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link


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