body odor poll

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (23 of them)

I use a lot of deodorant/antiperspirant. Today I smell of "Cool Wave", whatever the feck that is supposed to be. Otherwise I smell like an old TV full of dust that's been left switched on for hours...

snoball, Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

thanx snoball

goaty (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I'm just saying that "old TV full of dust" isn't on the chart!

snoball, Sunday, 29 March 2009 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I heard if you eat lots of natural red licorice, cucumbers, and bananas, people will think you smell awesome (granted you don't eat fried boar taint and other smelly foods)

CaptainLorax, Sunday, 29 March 2009 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 5 April 2009 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I spent most of yesterday afternoon raking leaves and riding my bike through the woods; have not bathed since then. I now smell like a cross btwn boar taint & the powdery residue that forms on the inside of Flintstones vitamin bottles.

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 6 April 2009 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

girls don't smell like passionfruit iirc.

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 6 April 2009 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

My worst kind of sweat, the acrid kind from being cold or wearing polyester, actually does smell like grapefruit. If you're feeling generous? Or maybe I'm just extra self-conscious because it's my BO. Someone actually told me "You smell like grapefruit" a couple of weeks ago while I was wearing a sweater that should have gone to the dry cleaner.

Someone actually told me "You smell like grapefruit"

it's kinda hilarious that this really happened to you. If I were in your place, I'd be flattered to the point where I'd never wash my clothes again. (unless this is some strange, horrible person who can't stand the smell of grapefruit)

blue fescue (unregistered), Monday, 6 April 2009 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 6 April 2009 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

wow these are some totally surprising and unexpected poll results

goaty (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

surprised that chicken broth got two votes

I DIED (deeznuts) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

surprised no one voted for turmeric or boar taint wtf

goaty (harbl), Monday, 6 April 2009 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

howtf did the fatty slice miss out on votings u______u

wilter, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Boar taint was robbed.

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

surprised that chicken broth got two votes

I don't think I voted in this poll. I have slightly more of a sense of smell now than I did 13 years ago, so I'd be the third vote for chicken broth. With a slight hint of onions.

Today I smell of "Cool Wave"

I'd like to apologise to anyone who had to smell me smelling of Right Guard Cool Wave back then. The wallpaper must have been peeling off the walls. These days I smell of Right Guard Sport. Which despite the name doesn't smell obnoxious like Lynx/Axe. It smells more or less like Right Guard Original smelled 20 years ago.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 16 July 2022 21:38 (two months ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.