Misdirected emails

I better add his name to my whitelist! D:

ugh

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$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Ground Beef
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortilla. Please sub with chips. (Gluten free option.)

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It's god damn criminal that the crispy taco plate doesn't come with cheese and sour cream automatically.

At first, I was all oh lawd Trayce, pasting this whole damn email.

But then he slips in that "Ever notice how the Jews run Hollywood?" bit before continuing along with his happy little get-rich promotion, like catching when Mandrake switches the top hats for a sec.

Don’t just think about making more money.

Think about all the things you’ll do with the money.

Will you buy a bigger house?

Pay for your child’s college tuition?

Free yourself from the talons of Zion?

Buy a car for your daughter?

Travel around Europe?

Go to university?

Start a non-profit?

Yeah I wouldnt have posted the whole screed if it wasnt worth reading!

I missed the drive by anti-Semitism. I don't feel bad for the dummy who doesn't know his email address anymore.

not at all difficult, somewhat difficult, lemon difficult

Ive started getting more enless long emails from mr WINTER EMPOWERMENT ILLUMINATI DUDE

Say hello to my spam folder, asswipe

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$6.95 She Crab Soup
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Ranch
$0.00 Extra ranch please

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$1.81 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.63 tip
$37.28 Total

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She Crab Soup!

Joey D's!

Also the restaurant where Je55e and I used to work (where we met!) was known for she crab soup. It was good!

I've never heard of it and assumed it was South only

The restaurant was in North Carolina and it was an Asian/low country fusion, so yes to the south twice. And caek's Mobile Waiters dude is in Atlanta.

wtf is she crab soup

It's cream of crab soup with crab roe in it.

http://i.imgur.com/yn9eFCm.jpg

huh, learn something new every day

ranch instead of honey mustard? wtf is happening

the comments are pretty fun in places
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/may/15/help-im-accidentally-stealing-peoples-identities-and-i-dont-know-how-to-stop

somebody get that man a chicken sangwich

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$15.49 Jaunita's Platter
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Red Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Taco
$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce
$0.00 No flour Tortillias... Sub with Tortillia chips
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$0.00 No flour Tortillias... Sub with Tortilliachips

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.49 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.94 tip
$31.70 Total

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christ this guy never steps in front of a stovetop does he.

Pending non-typical free ranging axis buck
Shows WWR will be attending soon
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not misdirected, but sent to a meetup list of 5000 people who play pickup soccer in nyc

Good evening Ladies and gents, tonight I have to go on a bit of a rant. I just got an email from one of our members. I will place the entire dialogue below. Before anyone gets the idea of sending me dumb shit like this, check yourself. I’ve been doing this for a very long time now. It’s taken me a long time to find something that actually keeps most people happy. I’ve also put up with a lot of bullshit over the years and I’m about over it. For the foreseeable future I will only concern myself with one game not two. I will send an email later in the day reviewing how we play and what is expected of players when they decide to play with us. If anyone feels like they have something they need to say, there will be a thread on the groups message board. (This is for those who play at the parade grounds)

(e-mail from player)

You should be ashamed of what you done in the last few meetups. You should divide the game fairly; people times are worth more than your worthless child play.

MAN UP, and act like one. Your childish attitude on dividing the teams are only something could come up for high school kid, although I had better experiences playing with them.

I reported this to NYC Parks and Meetup.com, charging members for money (even if it's a dollar) and not providing the service is an illegal act and you will be punished for it. I will see you next Saturday with NYC Park security to see your face when you got kickout from playing at any NYC Park forever.

(My response)

Look here you little bitch. Do not threaten me. The way I divide the games suites everyone involved. If you don’t like it, don’t come. This meetup has always been for intermediate to advanced players. We accept beginners but the game is not geared towards them. I divide the teams into more advanced players and those players who are not capable of playing at the level we play at. Occasionally we have beginners in the advanced game or more advanced people in the beginner’s game. When new people show up it usually takes a while for me to identify who is capable of playing at a faster pace. I used to just mix up the games completely; do you know what happened then? Everyone started to complain. The more advanced people got pissed because beginners would drastically reduce the quality of the games. Beginners would get frustrated and intimidated because the more advanced players would constantly be yelling at them.

You also have some fucking nerve because you weren’t even on the list to play. There wasn’t even supposed to have been a second game today. I only planned on having one game. I brought extra gear just in case stragglers would come looking for a game, Stragglers like you. The meetup allowed 12 players from the site and the rest would be filed by the regular guys who have been playing with this group for years.

You are also crying over a 1 dollar fee? Do you know what those dollars are used for? Do you want to play in smelly pinnies and use terrible gear? I didn’t think so. We don’t have a permit and if you would read the description, we don’t ever claim to have one. This meetup has been done on the fly from the beginning and it will stay that way. Make sure to come with parks department, I’ll see you on Saturday.

"smelly pinnies"?

Figured that was the soccerball version of the shotgun formation or somethin'

pinnies is apparently what they call the vest things you wear to show your team. in the uk we call them bibs.

oh, got it.
No offense to anyone but organized central park footballers/soccer players are by and large self-serious sneermachines

pick up teams are whatever of course

american soccer players are all really awful people on the pitch in my experience. took two years of searching to find a game not dominated by sociopaths.

kick to kick is srs bizness.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Gluten free - please sub the flour tortillas with an extra bag of chips.
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 Gluten free - please sub the flour tortillas with an extra bag of chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.57 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$7.50 tip
$51.71 Total

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I really want to know more about this person. All I can imagine now is that it's 1) a man and 2) he's very tired.

i just added up the last month's worth of receipts from uncle julio's perimeter - $551.59 in total. that's a lot of cash!

1) man 2) tired 3) rich

I have no reason to assume this person is male, I've just assumed so from the beginning.

i've made the same assumption

I found the guy's house, I said this

― pplains, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:28 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's got the same name as caek, who has a government name usually assigned to the male gender.

Oh good. Now find out what he does for a living and if he works long hours.

Well, he's a former academic who spends a lot of time looking at the stars and looking at ilx.

Ohhh, you mean the guy who's always ordering from Uncle Julio's Perimeter.

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three bill o'reilly books in the top 10 on their website

Oh gross.

600 books is a pretty pisspoor selection.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$15.49 Jaunita's Platter
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Red Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Taco
$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 Salsa Blanca
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Sour cream sauce

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Hi Tom,

It's that time of year again. I am sending my app into the church tomorrow for the craft fair. Does the Club wish to do it again this year? If so, I am willing to coordinate it through Friday night. I will be out of town for the next two weeks but please let me know what the Board decides.

Is it possible to run a 3.5" cube of wood through a planer, safely? I want to make one of those cube within a cube. I have a chunk of cedar but it needs to be squared up.

Thanks,
Norm