The Suicide Squad Film Follies

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Flaming Carrot is one of the funniest comics I've ever read. And it still holds up.

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

"They cloned Hitler's feet!"

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

holy cow: http://www.amazon.com/Flaming-Carrot-Comics-Mystery-Collected/dp/1569712638 is this stuff really all out of print/unavailable? :(

Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

it hasn't been fashionable in forever so that's not too surprising to me. he made so goddamn many pages of comics!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link

Oh way, Free Comic Book Day is tmrw, maybe the local shop will have a trade on sale

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link

Why does Will Smith look like shaft with a cowboy hat?

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link

I just realized that the new Joker is like literally

http://i.imgur.com/OzqbNSz.jpg

, Saturday, 2 May 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

is this a Faygo advert

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link

That's so much worse than the Joker photo

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 May 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

Harley Quinn looks like the people who hand out shots at Rockstar Mayhem fest.

everybody else look like either extras from Battlefield Earth or ex-members of Hollywood Undead.

Will Smith actually is the best in the pic

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link

I mean that pic screams "1999" to me

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

lol but always good to see adewale akinnuoye-agbaje tbh

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 May 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

Glossy Slipknot

... (Eazy), Monday, 4 May 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

One way or another this is going to be incredible

tsrobodo, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

they look like six flags employees on halloween night, good planning

qualx, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

man the Atlanta Braves really do have a new look in 2015

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Time Warner really doesn't seem to get how to do this

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

O____O

da croupier, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Clive Barker's Suicide Squad

da croupier, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

Cenobite deez nuts

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

ilx is the place I come to to escape the deez nuts

tsrobodo, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:53 (nine years ago) link

wellllllllll good luck with that

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure style and visual design is one of many categories this film will fail miserably at.

but after seeing the Batman v Superman trailer and knowing Zak Snyder that one will probably be more aggravating

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 03:01 (nine years ago) link

Harkness' ankle boomerang holster duct-taped to his leg seems an interesting choice.

http://www.avclub.com/article/david-ayers-suicide-squad-cast-gets-together-yearb-218890

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEH0cMSUUAA_sJD.jpg:large

Here's Deadshot's mask, which will be see on screen for what, 15 seconds?

Disappointed that there's no yellow in his costume, but the muted crimson banana clips are nice.

I'm still curious whether Will Smith will play him as Floyd Lawton or as Will Smith, but I ain't holding my breath. At this point, if the flick gets more people interested in and reading and flowing some small royalty stream to Ostrander et al for 80's Suicide Squad, it'll be good enough.

Also, movie-Harley's outfit is far less stupid than her current Nu52 get-up, at least.

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:42 (nine years ago) link

if the flick gets more people interested in and reading and flowing some small royalty stream to Ostrander et al for 80's Suicide Squad,

under Diane Nelson?

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:46 (nine years ago) link

and yup, that's a quote from John 14:6 on his costume & his rifle– 'Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.'

(depending on yer preferred translation)

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:50 (nine years ago) link

under Diane Nelson?

I don't know, I'm grabbing at straws here.

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:50 (nine years ago) link

xp are you kidding me...

Nhex, Monday, 4 May 2015 08:21 (nine years ago) link

So like, did WB execs LIKE ayer's Sabotage, or had they signed him for this before seeing his previous Rando Eccentric Antiheroes With Guns movie?

da croupier, Monday, 4 May 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link

when the best thing you have to say about costume design is that you like the "muted crimson banana clips"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the costume/makeup design is straight-up pathetic. The Arrow/Flash stuff isn't a whole lot better, but those are television shows with television show budgets. It's noteworthy that a fan in a homemade costume who was photographed near the set was initially mistaken for Will Smith in his Deadshot duds.

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link

it looks so stupid, and then you have the white mask on top of it.

Nhex, Monday, 4 May 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link

the design for katana is particularly tone deaf; the late-era nu-shi "hey, she's from japan let's put a japanese flag on her face" look is all kinds of dumb
not that the character has ever had strong design to begin with
http://www.comicbookreligion.com/img/k/a/Katana_Yamashiro_5.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link

the outsiders were a special level of final fantasy poor costume design... remember looker?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vH8KPmUziIE/VPhO2DC0w5I/AAAAAAAACmg/5junuftaODQ/s1600/outside2looker3.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

the white mask on top of it.

deadshot morelike headshot amirite

( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

they just didn't have to make it look like a baseball glove got thrown in with the bleach cycle

Nhex, Monday, 4 May 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link

and yes, the Outsiders were pretty terrible designs all around. katana has had much better looks, tho!

Nhex, Monday, 4 May 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link

They have desaturated away any possible desire to see this thing.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:53 (nine years ago) link

After she saw the pictures of Will Smith floating around, I told my girlfriend that the upcoming Suicide Squad and Flash movies have nothing to do with the shows she enjoys. Befuddlement, as predicted. Congratulations, DC and Warner Brothers!

More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 May 2015 14:54 (nine years ago) link

see i would respect that! but they just split several bad differences and came up with something worse than the sum of its parts.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

exactly

Nhex, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

ok i love looker's costumer there except 1. armpit chain which looks dredfully ticklish at best 2. cape is not actually symmetrical
but otherwise reminds me of the best costume design of all time aka BUDDY COLE'S SOFTBALL UNIFORMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNCUgFeIjyM

pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

idk who the fuck the fucks in that film lineup are
no comic book cred at all sorry
except harley quinn whose wiki i read & was like 'damn this lady is mad unprofessional for someone with a phd'
also pretty sure she just got raped into being crazy??? that level of characterization
i miss cesar romero :(

pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

harley quinn is paul dini's character iirc and she works best as a cartoonish gunmoll rather than what she's become via videogames and fanservice which joker but with breasts

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

finally figured out what that promo pic reminded me of
http://www.rhfhouston.com/Homiesqu.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

i would SO be into a Homies movie
will smith tumbling out of a vending machine

pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

harley works best playing kazoo taps during the joker's funeral for the apparently dead batman and bursting into earnest tears, not sure where that falls.

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link


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