more like grim n gritty mystery menhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKmHBFgIoX0
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
weird how ahead of its time that movie was
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 April 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
in the sense that it's better than every superhero movie released after it, sure
― contendo conformo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 May 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
The Tick cartoon did everything Mystery Men was trying to do better and funnier.
― the fart in our stalls (latebloomer), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men does not hold up
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men was bad when it came out
― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:34 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men was trailblazing in the sense that it was the very first of the thousands of movies that have featured Smashmouth's "All Star"
― some dude, Friday, 1 May 2015 10:32 (nine years ago) link
apparently it also appeared in the Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget which was released a month prior, although it obviously owes its ubiquity to its appearance on the Shrek soundtrack
― Number None, Friday, 1 May 2015 11:05 (nine years ago) link
it owes its ubiquity to being the greatest song ever recorded
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 1 May 2015 12:00 (nine years ago) link
what is the 2016 equivalent of "all star" for suicide squadperhaps something by adam lambert
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7I
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link
what've 3OH3 been up to
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, May 1, 2015 7:05 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's surprising, there was a whole soundtrack tie-in with "All Star" and Mystery Men, cast of the movie in the video and all
― some dude, Friday, 1 May 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
I still like Mystery Men
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Last time I caught some of it I was struck by how incredibly long it was.
Cassanova Frankenstein is one of my alltime favorite comedy names, second only to Arsenio Billingham.
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
I never actually saw Mystery Men, which is odd considering how much I like the cast
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
It's not bad and it has some laughs but it doesn't hold a candle to its source material.
Come to think of it, this era of wacky comic adaptations might be the prime time for Burden to start a push for a Flaming Carrot film.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe scratch that, as I can very easily imagine a Flaming Carrot film being terrible.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link
it doesn't hold a candle to its source material.
no argument here cuz man do I love me some Flaming Carrot. It's one of those things that I'm surprised got made at all and I hope it made Burden a ton of money.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
I assume MM got made precisely because FC as a character would be a pretty hard sell visually in the film-world
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
Flaming Carrot is one of the funniest comics I've ever read. And it still holds up.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
"They cloned Hitler's feet!"
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
holy cow: http://www.amazon.com/Flaming-Carrot-Comics-Mystery-Collected/dp/1569712638 is this stuff really all out of print/unavailable? :(
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
it hasn't been fashionable in forever so that's not too surprising to me. he made so goddamn many pages of comics!
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
Oh way, Free Comic Book Day is tmrw, maybe the local shop will have a trade on sale
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link
Why does Will Smith look like shaft with a cowboy hat?
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link
I just realized that the new Joker is like literally
http://i.imgur.com/OzqbNSz.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 2 May 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link
http://i1.wp.com/batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Suicide-Squad-Cast-Photo.jpg
― Number None, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
is this a Faygo advert
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link
That's so much worse than the Joker photo
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 4 May 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link
Harley Quinn looks like the people who hand out shots at Rockstar Mayhem fest.
everybody else look like either extras from Battlefield Earth or ex-members of Hollywood Undead.
Will Smith actually is the best in the pic
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
I mean that pic screams "1999" to me
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link
lol but always good to see adewale akinnuoye-agbaje tbh
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 May 2015 00:56 (eight years ago) link
Glossy Slipknot
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 4 May 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link
One way or another this is going to be incredible
― tsrobodo, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
they look like six flags employees on halloween night, good planning
― qualx, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link
http://sixflagsticketscoupons.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/14.jpg
― qualx, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link
man the Atlanta Braves really do have a new look in 2015
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 01:49 (eight years ago) link
Time Warner really doesn't seem to get how to do this
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2015 02:15 (eight years ago) link
O____O
― da croupier, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
Clive Barker's Suicide Squad
― da croupier, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
Cenobite deez nuts
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link
ilx is the place I come to to escape the deez nuts
― tsrobodo, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:53 (eight years ago) link
wellllllllll good luck with that
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
I'm sure style and visual design is one of many categories this film will fail miserably at.
but after seeing the Batman v Superman trailer and knowing Zak Snyder that one will probably be more aggravating
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 4 May 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link
Harkness' ankle boomerang holster duct-taped to his leg seems an interesting choice.
http://www.avclub.com/article/david-ayers-suicide-squad-cast-gets-together-yearb-218890
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEH0cMSUUAA_sJD.jpg:large
Here's Deadshot's mask, which will be see on screen for what, 15 seconds?
Disappointed that there's no yellow in his costume, but the muted crimson banana clips are nice.
I'm still curious whether Will Smith will play him as Floyd Lawton or as Will Smith, but I ain't holding my breath. At this point, if the flick gets more people interested in and reading and flowing some small royalty stream to Ostrander et al for 80's Suicide Squad, it'll be good enough.
Also, movie-Harley's outfit is far less stupid than her current Nu52 get-up, at least.
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:42 (eight years ago) link
if the flick gets more people interested in and reading and flowing some small royalty stream to Ostrander et al for 80's Suicide Squad,
under Diane Nelson?
― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:46 (eight years ago) link
and yup, that's a quote from John 14:6 on his costume & his rifle– 'Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.'
(depending on yer preferred translation)
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Monday, 4 May 2015 07:50 (eight years ago) link
I don't know, I'm grabbing at straws here.
xp are you kidding me...
― Nhex, Monday, 4 May 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link