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xp: "be safe" like a hundred times in the comments every time a local news story would post about county cops going into bolster the city cops.

how's life, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 08:55 (four years ago) link

am0n, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 16:07 (four years ago) link

also ban whites from quoting MLK

consider the alternatives.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 16:16 (four years ago) link

bob marley?

computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:21 (four years ago) link

Somebody on twitter pointed out that curfew effectively means baltimore is a sundown town

, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:17 (four years ago) link

bit of a stretch. the curfew is city wide. even my whitebread neighborhood becomes a ghost town at 10.

circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:39 (four years ago) link

I'm sure that was the goal?

, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:48 (four years ago) link

Fuck, EVERYbody loves David Blaine.

how's life, Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:16 (four years ago) link

i’m saying the city effectively shuts down across the board at 10 and that is not really what a sundown town is. like, yeah, i see how you can maybe bend it that way, but it’s an imperfect analogy at best.


circa1916, Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:54 (four years ago) link

i need to stay off facebook until uh eternity

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:34 (four years ago) link

Oh, Baltimore!
Have you forgotten who you are?
You're the place of Babe Ruth, Brooks Robinson and Jim Palmer.
You're Johnny Unitas, Sugar Ray Leonard and Reggie Jackson.
You're Esskay Hot Dogs, Berger Cookies and Phillips Crabcakes.
You're The Star-Spangled Banner.
You're the Raven, never flitting, still sitting.
You're Francis Scott Key and Edgar Allen Poe.
You're Blue-crabs, Bertha's Mussels and Natty-Boh!
You're Cab Calloway, Billie Holiday and Mama Cass.
You're Frank Zappa, David Byrne and John Waters.
You're Fort McHenry, Camden Yards and the USS Constellation.
You're The National Aquarium, Penn Station and Harborplace.
You're Johns Hopkins, Loyola and Md Institute of Art.
You're Mt. Washington, Federal Hill and Fell's Point.
You're The Owl, The Hippo and The Cat's Eye.
You're as sweet as Domino Sugar and you're McCormick Spice.
Don't ever forget, you're everything nice.
Once upon a midnight dreary, Nevermore!
You're The Pride of Baltimore.

~Barbara Gookin

congrats! i now hate all of these things

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:36 (four years ago) link

It's not even Md Institute of Art.

how's life, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:40 (four years ago) link

is this a song? a poem? a rap?

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

vintage gookin

qualx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:51 (four years ago) link

a poem by barbara grangus

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 2 May 2015 23:52 (four years ago) link

Esskay Hot Dog, Sugar Ray
Frank Zappa, Holiday
Bertha's mussels, Reggie Jackson, Edgar Allan Poe

pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2015 02:23 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:10 (four years ago) link


how's life, Thursday, 30 July 2015 10:48 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:47 (three years ago) link

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 00:49 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 24 October 2016 21:33 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

sweet new Baltimore-themed mix up here:

Wheatie Mattiasich – Gone Gone
Microkingdom – Chrome Dynasty
Andrew Bernstein – Broken Arc
Raw Silk – Malpresentations
Jacober – Move Slow
Amy Reid – Processoaring
Bastet – Rockit
Abdu Ali – I, Exist
Matmos – Teen Paranormal Romance
Glassine – Agency
Horse Lords – Time Slip
Ami Dang – Satgur Hoye Dayall
Smoke Bellow – Mary 3000
Wume – We Go Further
Outer Spaces – I Saw You
Infinity Knives ft. :3lon – blah blah supreme
The Office of Unspecified Services – Selflessness
Jana Hunter – Paint a Babe
Nicky Smith – Soulmate
Deakin – Seed Song

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:03 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

R.I.P. Detour Dave the Traffic Slave

☮, 🐸 (peace, man), Friday, 15 March 2019 13:12 (seven months ago) link

i saw that, didn't even know he was sick. at least there's still "jay walker" on wbal

forensic plumber (harbl), Saturday, 16 March 2019 01:37 (seven months ago) link

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