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LV 1:05pm LIBERIA
AR 7:00pm ATLANTA DELTA 356

FARE: 75.00 USD
Taxes/Carrier-imposed Fees: 45.17
Total: 120.17 USD

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link

Now, that's the Liberia in Costa Rica, but still. That's one cheap airline fare.

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:19 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link

it never ends

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:52 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Thursday, 30 April 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

extra $0.04 in that tip subtle cry for help?

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

nah that's 15% of the pre-tax/delivery/discount amount. B/c I had to figure it out I guess. They probably clicked the "15%" option.

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

I finally bothered to look up Mobile Waiters Atlanta and at the bottom I saw "Powered by WISDOM"and http://www.datadreamers.com

man what a niche

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No rice. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 10:33 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link

Okay I'm starting to worry about this person now.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link

What is just JUAREZ.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

"Yes, please, I'd like a Nogales with some sour cream."

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

JUAREZ
Slow smoked pork ribs, with Chicken, Beef or Combination Fajitas
20.99

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

Ha, just saw that. And a GUADALAJARA and JALISCO too.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

yeah he ordered april 30, 29, 27, 24, 23, 19, 13, 9, 8, 4

only once a week in march, and less in feb and january.

seems like it's getting out of hand.

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

ā€• ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, May 1, 2015 2:01 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesse and I have eaten there multiple times. There's a tortilla conveyor belt oven in the middle of the restaurant and people stand there and make tortillas while you're eating.

It's also near Goose Island brew pub so a trip there would not be totally wasted...

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

he's going to have a heart attack

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link

is this thread deindexed?

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:12 (eight years ago) link

not being paranoid or anything, it's just that it doesn't show up in an "uncle julio's perimeter" google search, while "people that YELP are scumbags" does

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

They should just extend that conveyor belt out to faek caek's door.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

There's a whole gang of juvenile delinquent hackers in Perimeter who order have figured out caek's e-mail and are now just screwing with him.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 May 2015 08:53 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita Steak
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Beef
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.00 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:15 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Monday, 4 May 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link

$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita Steak
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Beef
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
http://i.imgur.com/YNH1prK.jpg

$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with chips.
http://i.imgur.com/E1QAT1u.jpg

pplains, Monday, 4 May 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link

Subject: Nicks bday party

GUEST LIST:
Shika
Tia
Quirra
Lorenzo +1
Ricardo
Diego
Jerome
Randy?
Shawnda
Jolisha
Alisa
Joemane & Will
Nae
Jermell
Mervin
David

ALCOHOL(large bottles & cases):
Boru
Grey Goose
Hennesey!
Corona
Bud Light Platinum
Jello Shots (Mahogany)
Peach Paul Mason

FOOD & DRINKS:
Chicken wings/drumetts
Meatballs
Chips & dip
Nuts
Cheese and meat dip
Pepsi
Sprite
Dr. Pepper/Thurnder
Orange soda
Waters
Juices

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link

Recommend catering from Uncle Julio's Perimeter.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:53 (eight years ago) link

Dr. Pepper/Thunder

pplains, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link

Cheese and meat dip

jennifer islam (silby), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

block of velveeta + hormel beanless chili

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

Randy?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Hennessey!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

the fuck is a "mahogany jello shot"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link

margarita autocorrect?

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

you can't imagine my excitement when i received a misdirected email titled "Fwd: Ben's 1st dj gig" with a video attachment.

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

the video is a sideways depiction of a man in what appears to be an under-populated school gym (no crowd visible), on the mic doing hype work over a techno track. it's only 10 seconds long but there's really an arc to it, here's a transcription:

"put your hands up in the air...now bring it down just like this...bring it down...bring it down...bring it down...bring it up!...bring it up...bring it up...now freeze!"

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

A treasure delivered right to your in box.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

like a Drag City newsletter

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortillas. Sub with corn Chips.
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 9:45 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Friday, 8 May 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

10 pm taco plate, damn.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

Question: was Nick Party recipient same person as eats the Perimeters?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:04 (eight years ago) link

well i mean they were both sent to me so yes? other than that, don't know! i post the full text of the perimeter emails (no full names or addresses removed)

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:13 (eight years ago) link

Dur yes I meant sender, ugh its friday and I cant brain anymore.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:38 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 2 Ground Beef and 1 Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 No rice. Sub with tortilla chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:40 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

š” š”žš”¢š”Ø (caek), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link

goddamn i want a crispy taco plate right now

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5331/17335530479_38f17f84a4_b.jpg

Should I go? Will probably just RSVP no.

Jeff, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link

rsvp at 4:01.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Oh I got a doozy this morning. Y'all ready for this.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

from: Winter - Ancient Secrets of Kings <win✧✧✧@ancientsecretsofki✧✧✧.o✧✧>
to: chris <tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
date: 13 May 2015 at 06:34
subject: Your Wisdom of Solomon Download
Congratulations Chris !

First of all, youā€™re in.

Here it comesā€¦ the wisdom of King Solomon (and how he became
one of the richest and wisest people to have ever walked the
earth).

Plus, how you can use the ā€œAncient secrets of kingsā€ to
guarantee your success. More on that later.

Real glad youā€™re here.

Before I give you your free Wisdom of Solomon Report, Iā€™d
like to get to know you a bitā€¦

...so if you can do just one thing for me today, hit reply
to this message and say ā€œhiā€. If you have a moment, Iā€™d love
for you to tell me three things -

1 - Whatā€™s your single most important question about
eliminating your fear of failure, making more money and
finally creating the abundant life you deserve and desire?

2 - Why would it make a difference in your life to get a
good answer for this problem? (Details, please.)

3 - How difficult has it been for you to find a good answer
for the above to date? (Not at all difficult, somewhat
difficult, very difficult.)

I read every email (Iā€™ll reply sometimes too).

Your reply will give me what I need to help you stop living
paycheck-to-paycheck and finally create the abundant,
wealthy life of your dreams.

So please, hit reply and answer the above 3 questions before
continuing.

Iā€™ll wait.

.

.

Now -

My mission with these emails is to give you the tools and
strategies Iā€™ve used to generate millions for myself AND my
clients.

Together, weā€™ll walk down memory lane and look at how some
of the wealthiest people of ancient times made their
fortunes.

As youā€™ll soon discover, men like King Solomon of Israel
didnā€™t become wealthy by chanceā€¦ they became wealthy because
they discovered the ā€œrules of the gameā€.

Hereā€™s the interesting thing:

The same rules that King Solomon used to become one of the
wealthiest leaders in human history still apply today... and
thatā€™s why, if you take the time to under these rules, you
can create your own success, just like King Solomon did.

In fact, when you discover the ā€œrules of the gameā€, you can
all but guarantee your success.

The tools and strategies youā€™ll discover in these emails
have been PROVEN to work (I have hundreds, maybe thousands,
of success stories).

And if you stick with me, YOU could be our next success
story (whether you just want to pay the bills on time or
make millions like I have).

Now I understand if youā€™re skeptical.

When youā€™re not happy with the current state of your life,
and when you feel like life is against you, itā€™s tough to
believe that YOU CAN have everything you want.

Thatā€™s why Iā€™m not asking you to believe me yet...

...all Iā€™m asking is that you consider that what youā€™re
about to discover MIGHT be the answer youā€™ve been looking
for all this time.

Now, about these emails.

Hereā€™s what youā€™re about to discover:

[+] why ā€œfollow your passionā€ is BAD advice (And why trying
to ā€œfollow your passionā€ is keeping you broke, overworked,
frustrated and depressed)

[+] the ā€œancient secrets of kingsā€ from 3 of the richest
people in history (Confucius was wise when he said ā€œstudy
the past if you would define the future")

[+] the surprising thing I discovered about wealth creation
and making money in China, Egypt, and Israel (Did the
ancient monuments contain some kind of ā€œwealth codeā€ that we
need to crack? Find out in a future email...)

[+] the weird secret to success from ancient China (Napoleon
Bonaparte once said of China, ā€œLet her sleep, for when she
wakes, she will shake the world.ā€)

[+] the Egyptianā€™s guide to making money (The Egyptians were
WAY ahead of their time. Did you know that the Egyptians
discovered some famous mathematical formulas over 2000 YEARS
before Western civilization did? Turns out, they also
understood wealth-generation like almost no one ever has
before or since).

[+] Why do the descendants of Israel occupy leading
positions in Hollywood and the news media, science and the
arts, when they are 2% percent of the population and were
nearly annihilated just 50 years ago?

[+] how to unite the incredible insights from China, Egypt
and Israel to create the ULTIMATE cocktail of wealth and
achievement (youā€™ll soon discover the recipe that you can
use to all but guarantee your success on the road to riches)

And of course, lots more.

With these emails, Iā€™ll help you clear your limiting beliefs
and emotional blocks as FAST as possible so you can move
onto the practical steps of creating the wealthy life you
desire.

By the way... did you notice that Iā€™m referring to ā€œwealthā€
more often than to ā€œmoneyā€?

Itā€™s important to understand the difference.

Money is NOT wealth...

...money is only the means to wealth.

With money, we can buy things we want.

Nice car.

Big house.

Travel the world.

But on itā€™s own, money is useless.

So when you think about money, and about creating your
abundant life, think about wealth... what does it mean to
you to have a wealthy life?

Donā€™t just think about making more money.

Think about all the things youā€™ll do with the money.

Will you buy a bigger house?

Pay for your childā€™s college tuition?

Eliminate your debts?

Buy a car for your daughter?

Travel around Europe?

Go to university?

Start a non-profit?

The more you focus on the end result (TRUE wealth) and not
money (a means to an end), the faster youā€™ll get there.

Last thing -

Todayā€™s Homework

Yes, Iā€™m giving you homework!

Why?

Because on your quest for riches and abundance, you must
develop a strong habit of taking action.

Homework step 1

To ensure you donā€™t miss any of the amazing insights on
wealth from ancient times, do the following:

a. Create a special ā€˜ASOKā€™ mailbox folder/label
2. Create a filter that automatically adds any of my emails
to that folder/label.
3. Tick the box that says ā€œalways send to the inboxā€ (if
possible)
4. Tick the box that says ā€œnever send to spam (if possible)

If you do these 4 simple steps, youā€™ll never miss a valuable
insight and your bank account will grow as a result.

Homework step 2

When an email arrives:

1. Read it
2. Action it if possible (execution is everything)
3. Archive it into your special 'ASOK' folder

Homework step 3

Read the FR*EE Wisdom of Solomon Report today so youā€™re
ready for my next email.

Click here to download The Wisdom of King Solomon report.

Homework step 4

If you havenā€™t already, hit reply and answer these 3
questions:

1 - Whatā€™s your single most important question about
eliminating your fear of failure, making more money and
finally creating the abundant life you deserve and desire?

2 - Why would it make a difference in your life to get a
good answer for this problem? (Details, please.)

3 - How difficult has it been for you to find a good answer
for the above to date? (Not at all difficult, somewhat
difficult, very difficult.)

. . .

Thatā€™s it for now.

Your wealth education starts tomorrow.

Talk soon,

Your friend,
Winter Vee
Creator of The Ancient Secrets of Kings

P.S. In my very next email...

Why ā€œfollow your passionā€ is BAD advice (and why trying to
ā€œfollow your passionā€ is keeping you broke, overworked,
frustrated and depressed).

Donā€™t miss it.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Oh gross you know some poor idiot paid money to get on that scammer's email list and they couldn't even get their own email address right. smdh.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link

I better add his name to my whitelist! D:

ugh

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link


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