TS - I spilled the gin, but it missed my laptop

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I can't decide

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:59 (ten years ago) link

okay I decided

Thrills as Cheap as Gas (Oilyrags), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:59 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 27 March 2009 00:01 (ten years ago) link

7 days with no spilled gin! I ran out last night, though.

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Friday, 3 April 2009 18:52 (ten years ago) link

lol

Surmounter, Friday, 3 April 2009 18:55 (ten years ago) link

You should post a sign, as they do in many workplaces, where the number (signified here by X, a letter often used as a placeholder for an unknown number, in case you were unaware) may be updated on a daily basis, to wit: X Days With No Spilled Gin.

Staring at this sign should provide hours of entertainment, and a certain anticipatory frisson as the moment for advancing the number approaches. Just be sure to choose an authoritative font.

Aimless, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:43 (ten years ago) link

Not sure if I'm ok with that idea. It seems to be letting the vodka, tequila, etc. spills off the hook for their misbehaviour.

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Saturday, 4 April 2009 14:00 (ten years ago) link

I propose a rolling spilled adult beverage thread.

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Saturday, 4 April 2009 14:01 (ten years ago) link

The term adult beverages should be strapped into the front seat of a passenger vehicle that has been rigged to explode into a ball of orange flames by a Hollywood special effects crew and launched over a steep cliff overlooking the ocean with the cameras rolling.

Aimless, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:33 (ten years ago) link

At the very least.

Aimless, Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:34 (ten years ago) link

Should be!!~!

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:35 (ten years ago) link

but will it

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:35 (ten years ago) link

i don't THINK so

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Saturday, 4 April 2009 18:36 (ten years ago) link

I like its inelegant fake-clinicalness!

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:49 (ten years ago) link

i did not miss : (

buzza, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 04:30 (ten years ago) link

drunklaptop

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:49 (ten years ago) link

If you're going to be spilling gin, I'd be greatly obliged if you could arrange to spill it in my mouth. Also, please see to it that you spill ice, tonic water and a suitable slice of some kind of citrus fruit. Thanks.

Décidément, on ne sait plus faire les miroirs (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:54 (ten years ago) link

I have gin again. VIENNA gin, cause I like the monopolowa vodka and thought I'd give their take on the other white drink a try.

It's going to have to wait a bit, though - I want the novocaine to wear off so I can really taste the stuff. Sure smells good, I can say that.

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Friday, 10 April 2009 21:52 (ten years ago) link

A related tragedy - too much vermouth.

Zero Transfats Waller (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 23:00 (ten years ago) link

i like this thread because it reminds me that i'm always otmfm right about putting my glass of water down on the floor, not on the desk next to the computer

Surmounter, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 17:30 (ten years ago) link

I think for the the man in the photo, the location of the glass is one his lesser concerns at this point.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 17:38 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand this expression "glass of water."

Why would you fill a glass with water? Like from the toilet?

Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 18:55 (ten years ago) link

So how many times a week do you spill gin on your laptop. Everytime I click 'Ask a Drunk' this thread always on top. It's like your computer is a gin magnet.

Mulvaney, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:17 (ten years ago) link

Just the once, and it was only a near miss. Ever since, this is my personal ginblog (with guests.)

Full Metal Slanket (Oilyrags), Thursday, 30 April 2009 10:34 (ten years ago) link

About time for more spillage. The dog is sobering up.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:16 (ten years ago) link

I spilled all the gin down my gullet. I am not at all convinced, even though I am responsibly here at work this morning, that I am not a wee bit tipsy still.

Luckily, we have beer at work. That'll sort me out.


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