start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Why is that parking deck also wavy?

Google maps image.

Tuna do-overs lol

Why is that parking deck also wavy?

As soon as I dedicated myself to a Google Image Search of parking garages, all I could find were the ones that played by the rules and had level tiers (usually with one of those spiral ramps in the corner that look pretty cool.)

So yeah, Carl's right. Had to go to Street View to find my biggest offender.

The cable company sent some equipment to my home address via UPS. UPS shows that it was delivered on April 1, signed by me (yet also "Left at: Other - Released"). My building has no doorman and people steal packages from the mail room all the time, as evidenced by the frequent notes raging at the landlords for not "doing something" about the thievery (??). Anyway, I neither signed for the package nor did I give permission for it to be left in the mail room.

I called the cable company and the guy said repeatedly, "I imagine you will be receiving the package today or tomorrow." After a lot of conversation it came to look like UPS returned the package to the sender, but updated the status w/ the wrong info.

So I'm going to the cable company's office to pick up the equipment, BUT the guy on the phone needed to know what had been shipped to me so he could tell them to have it ready. The only description on the order is "Digital Converter," but the guy said I had to specify exactly which kind of digital converter o it could be ready for pickup. The cable company doesn't keep records of exactly what kind of equipment they ship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LRUARifU0Q

Huh, I missed that episode.

The cable office was a VERY VERY LOUD PLACE but the two young women who helped me were super nice and very pleasant to talk to. Even when I turned really dumb and misunderstand clear and simple statements (e.g., when one said, "Patty is getting your new the converter. Be sure to send back your old one so you don't get billed for it," I turned to leave.) one of them said, "It's OK! You've got a lot going on!"

Plus I got to see lots of ducks and geese, including a Canada Goose sitting on eggs in its ginormous nest.

i hate when people call them canadian geese

what would you rather call them2

I guess they're technically "canada geese," huh! I've never heard anyone actually say "canada goose" when referring to the birds, just "canadian geese"

pardon my ignorance

you're excused this one time on this thread

I saw a goose drinking a Canadian Dry one time.

the Canada goose makes me extremely angry at least once a day

Do you work at a golf course?

office campus just outside the city with retaining ponds and a creek

i kinda like them for their brazenness but they shit everywhere and are mean

http://www.cheapever.com/upfile/20131018/Canada-Goose-Mens-Chateau-Parka-Black17784.jpg

^ poops all over the sidewalk, chases small children, hisses angrily

"Who me?"

http://i.imgur.com/AWHeeUS.jpg

"Take off, eh?"

This goose was cool. It was sitting on a huge nest built amid the biggest heap of empty 40s you've ever seen. Big fucking birds.

Under all the empties were the bones of park drunks gone missing. Those remaining tell each other that their comrades sobered up and are living the straight life, or packed up and moved somewhere warm but they give the geese a wide berth.

is a Godspeed You Black Emperor quote?

it's like the "in bed" fortune cookie thing but you say "i open my wallet and it is full of blood" instead

The way some later episodes of the Simpsons and futurama do this thing where they have a line that they think is so amazingly funny that they play it again after the credits

I'm not even watching those shows (right now or in general) but it just popped into my head that they would do this & I got a little bit annoyed

I was thinking today about the Cadbury Crème Egg and how a) it used to be way bigger/better and b) the New Zealand 80s-era TV ad for it, which came on only around Easter, was always my favourite ad ever, and then when I was about 15 they stopped running it and put up some other bullshit ad. It used to be that this would just make me kind of sad to think about, but today it made me SO angry. How dare anyone change something I like.

I guess I can be thankful for YouTube though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olF-KP4J4ew

FYI once they get home, Canadian geese are lovely and polite and clean up after themselves

lol

prepackaged salad containers that are so full you can't mix in dressing without it going everywhere

Ha those Apple Cabin ads remind me of the Didldidi ads from Mitchell and Webb:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jVLp-n9ww

BTW
The way some later episodes of the Simpsons and futurama do this thing where they have a line that they think is so amazingly funny that they play it again after the credits

Ive seen every Futurama episode and you've lost me on this, I dont think Ive ever seen them do any post-credits stuff. you sure its not just your TV station replaying a bit?

some networks that are showing syndicated cartoons do that but yr right in that it wasn't necessarily part of the orig episode

i remember Comedy Central doing that a lot with their run of Futurama, but they did that with all of their shows

Can't work out why my main cold water tap is dry, not turning on.
NObody's been in the flat apart from me as far as I know,Certainly shouldn't have been.
There were workmen in the square during the day but I don't think they were doing anything with water, just road surfacing as far as I could see.
& other taps are running. Though not sure if every other tap is going to be based on storage water of some kind.
& from what I'd understand a faulty washer would only mean a tap was more likely to drip, not seal up the water through a tap.

I haven't had any warning about water being turned off.
First reaction was is this something to do with the water charges but I haven't heard about this happening with anybody else or seen any warning about it.

Puzzling and hoping it is something that gets sorted out by tomorrow.
Assuming that would mean I can't do a clothes wash until it's sorted either.

Not sure where the water stop would be for the flat. Would assume that one would have to switch it off in order for water to stop running in a flat. & would also have assumed that this flat wouldn't have a large storage unit I wasn't aware of. though it does have a boiler, not sure how much water would be in that.
Water was working earlier, I took a shower before I went out. Filled a kettle a couple of times etc.

I pay the rent each month and my brother pays cable and utilities. whenever there's an appliance breakdown I'm always expected to notify the super/landlord, which ok, fine. but when there's an issue with cable/utilities, my brother, either because he hates talking on the phone or is just lazy, outright refuses to call to fix it. and Bright House will only talk to the account holder. we had one month where he let the cable box sit broken for a month without calling, until I finally called pretending to be him because I couldn't stand to keep reminding him.

no matter how many times I bitch him out it just seems to make him want to help less. eventually I'm just gonna refuse to pay cable one month.

I thought your brother already paid cable and utilities

sorry by paid I mean 'takes responsibility for making the actual payment'. we all (me and the other roommate) reimburse him and he makes the payment.

ah gotcha

Coworker is sniffing every 2 min & I am going to murder him

*checks watch*

Hey everyone. Just here to say I hate company retreats.

yeeeeep

sniffing every 2 min

me irl :(

those of us with sinus problems have the right to employment

debatable imo

:)

Sinus probs are fine, but for the sanity of those of us with silly neuroses, pls blow nose!!! Sniffing makes me postal (I know, its my problem).

I have to email with this guy for a nonprofit I work with and his personal email has a signature that says, in part:

"architect, designer, urbanist, environmentalist, cyclist"

This makes me quite IA, I think because he feels the need to announce these things, but also because he's rather officious and tactless.

those attitudes go along with his listed credentials imo

I have one coworker who has all his degrees and titles listed in his email signature and he is insufferable

I know it's totally customary for lawyers to frame and hang their diplomas and whatever other certificates they got for good behavior during law school, and people I like a lot do this, but I don't like it and think its unnecessary.

I mean, we know you graduated or you wouldn't be sitting in this office. Anything else I can find on the intranet.

I mostly don't want to spend $200 to frame my damn diploma.

this guy is basically a project lead and he has "PhD, PMP, CSPO" after his name, on the line before his actual title

I edit an architecture supplement each year, and oh how I do not look forward to those acronyms.