Misdirected emails

Not RC.

My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.

To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?

And the power of memory – Jeff's misdirected email brought back from 30 years ago the face of an usher at St. Albert's, this redfaced Rich Hall-looking cat with a mustache. Nice guy and all, but his bloodshot eyes always begged for redemption.

Not RC.

My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.

To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?

And all this time, I thought it was just the Protestants who wandered around like it was a book fair.

I think Catholics get an extra helping of shame if they're late

We walk in before mass, genuflect, take our spot in the pew and then we stay there until Communion. We get our exercise from the standing and kneeling.

mh otm

extra helpings for wearing uncouth clothing to communion or for leaving before final blessing, as well.

Well someone just sent me Jim Mylastname's 2014 tax return, including his address and SSN.

Hi Guys,
Mon morning I am making a trip to Rockwall, aka Seyco, to pick up a new saw. If there is anything you need from there I can bring it back for you to save you the shipping. Call Ray Mon morning to place your order and I will get it from him;

The upper linkage in my saw broke. By the time I figured out what it would cost me and time it would take me to change it all out, I figured for a little more money I could get a new saw. Plus Ray will give a couple of bucks for my saw. I am going to get the Limited Edition saw. Don't ask me why. I just like it.

Check your exploded view of your saw. See if the upper linkage is solid or if there is an adjustable link in the linkage. The adjustable link has not worked out as planned. The only time they use this is during the initial set up. This is what broke on my saw. The same thing happened to my buddy in New York. Just so you know the replacement parts for this is $114.

Norm

Love the idea of these saw enthusiasts looking out for each other in their saw-related endeavors.

Norm,

Oh, god, I just now got your email about the saw….

I could use a sawzall, please advise

some jerk in rhode island used my address to sign up to a dozen right wing sites today and they'll all give my address to associated causes, why oh why does nobody verify addresses anymore

I seem to get lots of emails from people using my email to sign up when they get a car or a car serviced. Dozens of dealerships all around the country email me when it's time to get the oil changed in a car that I don't own.

Someone's signed me up to some BS ebook place called BookBub. It looks like its all shitty selfpub Twilight style crap and self-help wellness warrior cookbooks.

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$5.99 Cup
$1.99 Chorizo
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken

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$1.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.71 tip
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luciana cosmas <lucianacos✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
11 Apr (2 days ago)
Reply
to me
mambo

like.. ok?

She is the cosmas

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$0.00 Combo
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Beef

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$1.98 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.30 Total

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no, thank YOU mobile waiters

and thank you uncle julio's perineum

ew.

I don't want anything from u except a cigarette.....you can come ur things I promise I'm not going to stop u.....I have learned you can not hold on to anything that not holding on to u I get it now.....I just need this one favor.....if u can just forgive me for my troubles and doings and bring me a couple cigs please I'm going crazy over here there's no one here.......they been gone since earlier and I need one bad.....and I don't know if u got my other messages just ignore them......but ur business cards here and stuff u can come get them.... I want say anything to u.....I mean what I'm saying I'm now accepting the facts.....

Sent from my iPad

hard times for uncle julio

straight marinara

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$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Combo

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.63 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$7.66 tip
$52.85 Total

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I sure wish Spotify required email verification before you can create an account.

there oughta be a law

playing their new hit "Zero Dollar Combo" off the new album Juarez, welcome to the stage ALL PULLED CHICKEN

The most recent ding dong to use my email address to create a spotify account is at least subscribed to a good playlist that I am now following as well - https://play.spotify.com/user/12131875258/playlist/0ydkUdMC7YKssM1j3atOGE

Dear Year Up,

I just wanted to give you a brief summary of my ninth teen week at Year Up. I just wanted to share with my professors how awesome my week was. To start I had a great Monday pro skills class which I learned a lot of new interview tips. For example, I learned that asking questions in a interview is very important and can help you land a job opportunity. Further, in my week Thursday I turn in my project for Financial Accounting which I believe should be an A+ if you ask me. I'm looking forward to Friday for are guest speaker I want to learn more about Successful Business Men and Woman.

Best, Year Up

Year Up Student

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$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Taco
$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.33 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$45.65 Total

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.62 Total

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starting to miss the Oak Room tbh

Your Flight Information
Mon 11MAY

LV 1:05pm LIBERIA
AR 7:00pm ATLANTA DELTA 356

FARE: 75.00 USD
Taxes/Carrier-imposed Fees: 45.17
Total: 120.17 USD

Now, that's the Liberia in Costa Rica, but still. That's one cheap airline fare.

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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it never ends

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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extra $0.04 in that tip subtle cry for help?

nah that's 15% of the pre-tax/delivery/discount amount. B/c I had to figure it out I guess. They probably clicked the "15%" option.

I finally bothered to look up Mobile Waiters Atlanta and at the bottom I saw "Powered by WISDOM"and http://www.datadreamers.com

man what a niche

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No rice. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

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Okay I'm starting to worry about this person now.

What is just JUAREZ.

"Yes, please, I'd like a Nogales with some sour cream."

JUAREZ
Slow smoked pork ribs, with Chicken, Beef or Combination Fajitas
20.99

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted