http://i.imgur.com/RcLeq7z.jpg
I need this two minutes ago
― 龜, Monday, 6 April 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link
That's all I really want from McDonalds anyway. Now all it needs is a tiny cardboard canoe full of dipping sauces.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
need a belt of fry holsters
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
A french fry bandolier
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
http://thehunt.insnw.net/app/public/system/zine_images/1588085/original/71fa893652d1a052890a9e8de9bf62b9.jpg
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
DakiMcUra
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/2015/04/13/shrewd_taco_skateboard_marketing.php
i don't even know this fits here but this is completely incredible
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
Human taco Jon Newport and production manager Ben Wilkes, who took the video, spoke with Animal about the incident, which happened on Saturday afternoon. Newport was apparently a professional skateboarder at 16, which inspired Wilkes's confidence; "But as soon as he passed me I was like, 'Oh shit,'" he told the site. Taco toppings apparently obscured Newport's vision as he excited the ramp, resulting in the crash at the bottom.
omg huge lolsHUMAN TACO
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link
The highway's jammed with broken tacos
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 07:18 (nine years ago) link
i need to see that footage
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:18 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Amazing.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpa7lxfhUs
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
new death grips album is just audio of skateboarding taco being hit by a car
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link
https://36.media.tumblr.com/3d2b67d6730739e11622a512272f7e22/tumblr_n80hgpFZ2m1qzjw8go1_500.png
― slam dunk, Monday, 20 April 2015 04:16 (nine years ago) link
i like the suggestion that's a universal truthfirst job i ever had when i was 14 was at a kentucky fried chicken; they had me cleaning the grease off the trays with some industrial strength type acid bath shit and didn't give me gloves. after two days, my hands swelled up to twice their size so they fired me.
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 05:16 (nine years ago) link
:(
― brunch technician (silby), Monday, 20 April 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link
shit will turn you vegan
― Nhex, Monday, 20 April 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link
That's Victorian England level shit.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 20 April 2015 06:33 (nine years ago) link
how did the towel taste, is what I'm wondering
― mh, Monday, 20 April 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link
Japanese, but...
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dam-curry-rice-damukare-japan-bento-01.jpg
http://www.boredpanda.com/dam-curry-rice-damukare-japan/
― nickn, Monday, 20 April 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
"We're not on our game," McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook admitted. But he expressed confidence the brand once again can dominate the quick-service burger market. Read about his plan.
http://burgerbusiness.com/mcdonalds-market-driven-blueprint/
― how's life, Monday, 4 May 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
http://burgerbusiness.com/mcdonalds-tests-smaller-tastecrafted-platform/
when are we gonna see the world stop chasin chipotle w/ the halfassed gourmet flavor customization options
― j., Monday, 4 May 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link
never probably
― jennifer islam (silby), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link
Everybody's fuckin with ghost peppers right now. I feel like we've jumped several iterations of heat in a very short time. Sriracha is so mid to late last yearpart. GHOST PEPPERS, BIIIITCH.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
It’s a 3-step ordering process.
Awesome, their drive-thru window already takes ten minutes to get through, I'm sure this will help.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:19 (nine years ago) link
I have the taco bell app now. Recommended if you enjoy the gaze of a bored teenage cashier as you walk directly to the sauce packet cache of an empty taco bell.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
has it occurred to mcdonalds that there's a vast number of their customers who have never been to a chipotle?
no one goes to mcdonalds to fine-tune their source of protein. They want a burger, some fries, maybe some nuggets. Playing 20 Questions in the drive-thru is just going to piss people off.
― pplains, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
I thought ghost peppers were supposed to, like, incapacitatingly spicy. What are these false fast food ghost peppers?
― circa1916, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Wendy's has ghost pepper cheese fries, I think Jack in the Box is doing a ghost pepper burger. I'm guessing they're mixing a tiny amount of extract with a cream sauce that will keep it from really burning your mouth.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:44 (nine years ago) link
ghost pepper packaging
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link
got ghost pepper "cream cheese" on my bagel at a vegan grindcore coffeehouse once, I dig spicy but was not a pleasant experience imo
― franklin, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link
def a "you can brag to your friends that you ate this garbage" criteria to many food lab inventions that fake ghost pepper toppings fulfill
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link
ah, yeah. i was deceived by the wendy's ghost pepper cheese fries because it has chopped peppers on it. apparently those are jalapenos and the ghost pepper is the sauce.
glad that's settled.
― circa1916, Monday, 4 May 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
Because ordering from Subway is so awesome. Now you can also tell a McDonalds employee how to make a sandwich!
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
you can tell them how but have them tell you no actually we can't do that we can only do whats been TASTECRAFTED and you say but i thought this was like a i have it my way thing and they say no i've never heard of that being done before but that's not what this is it is TASTECRAFTED so do you still want the pico guacamole or not
― j., Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link
ghost peppah he don't fuck with me
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 02:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i60.tinypic.com/11tq7b8.jpg
Here's your new Hamburglar, guys.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
omg hipster doucheburglar
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:22 (eight years ago) link
Tynan?
― example (crüt), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
lol i will be appropriating 'doucheburglar'
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
douche burglar, male gurgler
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
lol crut
― ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBP5KxrNNg
― pplains, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Good to know even the Hamburglar doesn't fuck with McDonald's anymore except on special occasions.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
for fuck's sake is this gonna be some PTSD Manchurian Candidate shit where suburban doucheburglar is AWAKENED by some fuckin' McDonalds promoSterling Cooper Drake Price wouldn't have let this shit out of the brainstorming session, i call bullshit
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
i like how they think that a whispered baritone "robble robble" is gonna be a major catchphrase with all the kidsFUCK OFF MCDONALD'S YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
if we're lucky it'll come to be something you say to mock bad advertising
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
or when sexing rob huebel
― Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
"you see millennials crave excitement... but they also need to know that they have security, a home to go back to when the moment to cut loose has past. they want to be someone who can manage a family, have their own interest... but has to let the animal out. gentlemen, what this generation craves... is a new hamburglar. and who else but mcdonald's is going to give it to them? James, can you get the lights?"
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link