Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

there are big stat lines all over the league tonight, it's crazy

chandler parsons clutch as hell tell ur friends

steven Adams left the game looked like he might have been hurt

maaaaan RWB should not have to shoot 4 consecutive 3s and brick em all, ban scott brooks

on account of brooks not running an actual offense

brooks has at least one play i know this bc he kept running it

maaan russ's points were on 9 free throws and 10/32 shooting, those are like 2013-14 kyrie numbers

main takeaway from the c's/pacers was how bad hibbert is now, tyler zeller just destroyed him for much of the first half.

also the celtics shoot way too many midrange 2s when turner and bradley play together, smart is going to need some time to actually have an offensive game, and i. thomas didn't come back right from that bruised back. olynyk and crowder played v. well together.

the absolute glee LMA displays when matched up with blake griffin is so great

xp hibbert has been very sad since paul george met his wife :/

and very bad as a result

cp3 & nic batum having an interesting shootout

lol kaman just shoved chris paul to the floor for no discernable reason and a scrum broke out and big baby flopped *during the scrum*

everybody hates clips

chris paul rn is unreal, 35 & 17 w/ 3 minutes to go

shoulda waited until after tonight's game to make that poll ;)

christ, if the clippers blow this one

ha i had the same thought xp

blazers announcers trying to sell us on the idea that Batum didn't flop there

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/583486308967919616

lol xp

how is this a 2 point game

my favorite memory of the clippers announcers is when Brandon Roy had one of his many knee injuries and Mike Rice thought it was just a turned ankle and the play by play guy almost lost his standard patronizing tone out of annoyed rage

*blazers announcers

pretty huge win for the clips BTBOTR

Batum is weird cuz in general he's pretty cool and chill but every once in a while he'll do a megaflop or a nut punch

http://bkref.com/tiny/n84p7

nobody's had 40+ with 17 assists since 1994 until paul tonight

i started a poll for mvp please your vote means everything to me
who is mvp 2014-15

― Clay, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boycotting for no cp3 sry

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

Haha what was Kaman thinking w that push? So many crazy stat lines tonight indeed

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd

kevin refusing to publicly denounce a guy who has now delivered multiple nut shots in his career basically makes him the rick santorum of ILH

― J0rdan S., Thursday, April 2, 2015 1:05 AM (7 hours ago)

if it was indeed intentional then that's not cool but it's pretty tough to tell. obviously you figure kaman thought it was

BTW what the fuck is this new ESPN website design, whyyyy

i think i like it so far on tablet, it's very bloggy.

Spurs bench scored 69 points tonight nbd
--#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie)

#chill, similarly chill is the fact that golden state can win 69 if they don't lose again this season, which is entirely possible

did not see most of mavs/OKC, this is amazing
https://youtu.be/mTuTrRNyd_k

er, i mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTuTrRNyd_k

sweet move

niice

thats the rondo we know and love

Classic rajon

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12600658/cleveland-cavaliers-coach-david-blatt-says-not-unusual-lebron-james-call-plays

http://i.imgur.com/xXMDqFy.png

lol i love this story

lebron is weird

the whole thing is weird

Was this all generated by that windhorst pod? Because the exchange about bron's Miami vacation was amazing also, roughly simmons says have we ever figured out what happened, long pause, windhorst sighs and says "well he went to Miami and something happened." Simmons says "he just rested?" Windhorst says "I guess" in this super resigned way

Basically he'd probably say juice man he was seeing tha juice man except he's made the deal to be brons Pravda

so weird

"well he went to Miami and something happened."

lolll

ha yeah that was funny, i was actually pretty shocked windhorst said that given how dependent his career is on access to lebron

I mean I would buy that mostly he rested and avoided the pre-trades cavs (read dion) and hung out with Ray and tried to convince him to come back and talked backup plans with Wade but he def came back looking extremely spry