SportsCenter @SportsCenter 2m2 minutes agoTHIS JUST IN: Derrick Rose plays in full contact 5-on-5 scrimmage for 1st time since having surgery on right knee.
like sand through the hourglass
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
dubs clips 2nite perfectly timed for ilx controversy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
dray out
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12588495/no-3-russell-westbrook
More objective evidence that the Objective Juiceman is objectively juicing
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Dunks By The Numbers
21.6 mph: Westbrook's top speed when driving to the basket. At this rate, he dribbles only once every 16.2 feet.
27.16: Maximum acceleration, in feet per second squared, during Westbrook's coast-to-coast play. Sprinter Usain Bolt's acceleration is 31 feet per second squared.
3.36 seconds: Time it takes Westbrook to travel from baseline to baseline. That's more than half a second faster than the time it takes a typical NBA player to cover the same distance.
11.5 feet: Height of the ball at the top of his vertical-more than 5 feet above Westbrook's height of 6-foot-3.
9 feet: Horizontal distance Westbrook flew after taking off on the dunk. His air time during that flight: more than half a second.
18.1 feet: Projected length of that jump if he didn't need to put the ball through the rim. It's the average length of a pickup truck.
900 degrees per second: Approximate rotational velocity of Westbrook's forearms during the overhead two-handed jam. Combine his flight speed and the angular speed of his forearms, and the math says his hands were moving at more than 40 mph.
297: Number of Westbrook's career dunks (through March 24), or 0.85 every 48 minutes.* The average 6-foot-3 player dunks 0.03 times every 48 minutes.
6: Factor by which he dunks more often than a player his height should.* His dunk rate suggests that he plays more like someone who's 6-9.
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
Hey, Mr. Juicyjuice Man, play a song for meIn the jingle jangle morning, I'll come dunkin' on you
― Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is sad, all that buildup with the "cool story glenn" thing. they better meet in the playoffs.
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
Girlfriend was unimpressed by that Zach Lowe essay.
-* Kevin Love sucks.I’m a Celtics fan. I’d rather cheer for a team that wins half their games over fives years than a team that wins every game for two years after losing all of them for five.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link
honestly i love chili's
I used to like it but the new burgers are so small. Getting rid of the awesome blossom is a war crime, too.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link
It was better than Applebee's, Applebee's has really fallen apart.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link
etaeoe, i'm jealous that you exchange NBA-related emails with your girlfriend
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link
@SBondyNYDNLionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link
oh lionelpaws
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
ugh isiah subbing in on inside the NBA :/
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
kawhi_literally_taking_the_ball_from_wades_raised_hands.gif
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link
Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it
― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Lol xp
― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:38 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is probably true if you're talking about your coaching career
― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link
Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it --juice college (agent hibachi)
it was so beautiful and hilarious, just like, "dwyane...dwyane. what do you really think you can do with that ball. let me have that. here...okay. don't be sad. gabrielle's at home."
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link
pistons are up by 15 on the hawks despite being out rebounded
― micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link
danny green and kawhi are ruining d-wade's fucking life
it's beautiful
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
Love the foul. Fuel the rivalry
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Lmao flagrant review in the first 142 seconds
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon.
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Remember those first three years when Bogut wasn't injured that much but also wasn't very good?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link
_When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._
RIP
with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._
!!!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link
need draymondo
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link
that thing... is disgusting
from dray to lee has got to be one of the larger defensive downgrades in the league
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link
Haha yah
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link
Think outback has a similar appetizer called the bloomin onion which is equally as death inducing
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/office1.jpg
ilh poster matt armstrong relaxes at home
― Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
Clips gonna blow the dubs out cos its their turn to do that
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
somehow all the soda is the grossest part of that to me xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
yea their shooting is on vacation tonight
xxp dying of irl lols
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
the count chocula and yogurt juxtaposition makes me think abt replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out
― Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link
Ok what's the story behind that photo
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link
idk i was gis'ing for awesome blossom pix
― Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/
Office Foods Me with all the food. We have G-r-r-r-a-p-e soda, an Awesome Blossom from Chili's (with extra awesome), Coke, String Cheese, Mixed Berries Yogurt, Count Chocula, Peach Iced Tea, and yes, that bag on the bottom contains mung beans. I don't know where my brother found those, but they smell like death!
Davis/Turkoglu/Rivers is such a depressing rotation
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:26 (nine years ago) link
Office Party 2006
― micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link
to clarify it is an NBC's The Office themed party and not a party for people who work together in an office.
― Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link
Steph curry looking pretty muscular?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
"Bogut gives them a presence up front that the organization has never had"
Nate Thurmond being put on blast by Kevin Calabro wtf
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:39 (nine years ago) link
Omg RIP chris paul
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
a villain earns a villain's death
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link
replacing cereal milk w/ yougurt and that i think is where i get grossed out
― Clay, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 11:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is a great thing to do! (depending on the cereal {prob not count chocula})
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link
breaking espn has a new responsive web site
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link
klay time
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link