at celtics-hornets someone in the audience (in charlotte) in the first row was out of their seat for the final 2 mins and like p much standing on the court, the mics were picking up his arguments with every foul call, c'mon charlotte can't you lock that shit down
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
was it mj, was he arguing with his bookie?
― Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
lol nah he keeps that shit confined to the owners' box where he bets heavily against charlotte in every game, then chugs from a flask and makes it to somewhere in the stands so the cameras can get footage of him pretending to care
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
(it was a whitefolk, unless MJ's disguise game has gotten waaaay inventive)
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
"doc, Avery's pissed from that clippers waxing last night. he's gonna light us the fuck up. yeah ok. and don't you go upping the vig on me like last time. the vig stays at 5 percent or I take back those shoes I sent to your kid's AAU team. alright bye." *hangs up phone, glug* "k, now just think about shoes, mike, you have an interview later, something about how the born ready clothing line is selling better than expected..."
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
Korver had a nice minute last night: https://youtu.be/e4BSrh5GbtI
― Heez, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link
as far as those kinda chains go it's the best imo
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i actually do agree with this in that last time i went there the food was not offensive but just extremely bland.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link
.002 separating Boston and Brooklyn.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link
It was just one game, but the Clippers’ annihilation of Boston on Sunday was a reminder that the playoff-chasing Celtics of 2015 are a cute feel-good story — and little more.
wow zach lowe extremely rude
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link
that colummn is less annoying than its headline implies but it's still pretty annoying. it's really hard to bottom out two years in a row in the east with a competent coach and gm so i don't think it should be surprising/weird to anyone that the celtics focused on getting better.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link
how does it in any way damper what the celtics have done (with what they have) to lose to a WC finals/arguable title contender that has the #2 offense in the league
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing as usual it's z Lowe overreacting to maniacs on Twitter overreacting and saying things like "c's gonna win the chip this year lock it"
― juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12590575/new-york-knicks-president-phil-jackson-makes-plea-season-ticket-holders?ex_cid=espnnbaTwitter
"We have made key roster moves to free up significant cap space that will provide us greater flexibility to acquire talent in this summer's free agency."
...which will be B+ at best and whom we will overpay (in terms of who'd realistically go there)
"And for the first time in many years, we expect to have a top pick in the NBA Draft this June."
...which we would trade for a vet free agent given half a chance
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link
xp first off love the new DN as sad as it is to see you abandon the wall
secondly, i guess that's kinda fair, i haven't seen those people but i'm sure they exist
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
SportsCenter @SportsCenter 2m2 minutes agoTHIS JUST IN: Derrick Rose plays in full contact 5-on-5 scrimmage for 1st time since having surgery on right knee.
like sand through the hourglass
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
dubs clips 2nite perfectly timed for ilx controversy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
dray out
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12588495/no-3-russell-westbrook
More objective evidence that the Objective Juiceman is objectively juicing
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Dunks By The Numbers
21.6 mph: Westbrook's top speed when driving to the basket. At this rate, he dribbles only once every 16.2 feet.
27.16: Maximum acceleration, in feet per second squared, during Westbrook's coast-to-coast play. Sprinter Usain Bolt's acceleration is 31 feet per second squared.
3.36 seconds: Time it takes Westbrook to travel from baseline to baseline. That's more than half a second faster than the time it takes a typical NBA player to cover the same distance.
11.5 feet: Height of the ball at the top of his vertical-more than 5 feet above Westbrook's height of 6-foot-3.
9 feet: Horizontal distance Westbrook flew after taking off on the dunk. His air time during that flight: more than half a second.
18.1 feet: Projected length of that jump if he didn't need to put the ball through the rim. It's the average length of a pickup truck.
900 degrees per second: Approximate rotational velocity of Westbrook's forearms during the overhead two-handed jam. Combine his flight speed and the angular speed of his forearms, and the math says his hands were moving at more than 40 mph.
297: Number of Westbrook's career dunks (through March 24), or 0.85 every 48 minutes.* The average 6-foot-3 player dunks 0.03 times every 48 minutes.
6: Factor by which he dunks more often than a player his height should.* His dunk rate suggests that he plays more like someone who's 6-9.
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link
Hey, Mr. Juicyjuice Man, play a song for meIn the jingle jangle morning, I'll come dunkin' on you
― Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:17 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is sad, all that buildup with the "cool story glenn" thing. they better meet in the playoffs.
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
Girlfriend was unimpressed by that Zach Lowe essay.
-* Kevin Love sucks.I’m a Celtics fan. I’d rather cheer for a team that wins half their games over fives years than a team that wins every game for two years after losing all of them for five.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link
honestly i love chili's
I used to like it but the new burgers are so small. Getting rid of the awesome blossom is a war crime, too.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link
It was better than Applebee's, Applebee's has really fallen apart.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link
etaeoe, i'm jealous that you exchange NBA-related emails with your girlfriend
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:30 (nine years ago) link
@SBondyNYDNLionel Hollins says he doesn't believe in resting players: "I don’t think managing your minutes lengthens your career by one minute."
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link
oh lionelpaws
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
ugh isiah subbing in on inside the NBA :/
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
kawhi_literally_taking_the_ball_from_wades_raised_hands.gif
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link
Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it
― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
Lol xp
― polyphonic, Tuesday, March 31, 2015 7:38 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is probably true if you're talking about your coaching career
― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:20 (nine years ago) link
Hah kawhi just yanked the ball away from Wade and Wade barely moved to try to do anything about it --juice college (agent hibachi)
it was so beautiful and hilarious, just like, "dwyane...dwyane. what do you really think you can do with that ball. let me have that. here...okay. don't be sad. gabrielle's at home."
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 00:28 (nine years ago) link
pistons are up by 15 on the hawks despite being out rebounded
― micah, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link
danny green and kawhi are ruining d-wade's fucking life
it's beautiful
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
Love the foul. Fuel the rivalry
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Lmao flagrant review in the first 142 seconds
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon.
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 02:52 (nine years ago) link
Remember those first three years when Bogut wasn't injured that much but also wasn't very good?
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:05 (nine years ago) link
_When it existed, the similar style Awesome Blossom at Chili's was ranked "Worst Appetizer in America" by Men's Health magazine in 2008 for the unusually high totals of calories and fat, with 2,710 calories, 203 grams (1,827 calories) of fat, 194 grams of carbohydrates, and 6,360 milligrams of sodium, with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._
RIP
with as much fat as 67 strips of bacon._
!!!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link
need draymondo
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link
that thing... is disgusting
from dray to lee has got to be one of the larger defensive downgrades in the league
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link
Haha yah
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link
Think outback has a similar appetizer called the bloomin onion which is equally as death inducing
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stevekuntz.com/officeparty/office1.jpg
ilh poster matt armstrong relaxes at home
― Clay, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
Clips gonna blow the dubs out cos its their turn to do that
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
somehow all the soda is the grossest part of that to me xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
yea their shooting is on vacation tonight
xxp dying of irl lols
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link