fun exercise: go count all the 50-win teams lebron's beaten in the playoffs. it won't take long
― k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
Oh sure Paul's awesome and all that, but some teams crash and burn a lot in the playoffs a lot for real reasons such as being coached by George Karl
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
haha :(
― k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
Btw I ate at chili's last night and I feel terrible
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link
I feel like there's something wrong with mid-tier casual dining chains, a decline in the twilight of American empire
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
I agree
― 龜, Monday, 30 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
so overpriced too
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link
i bet if u check his records at the juice college, his senior thesis is "like, what would happen if you put all your juice into ONE dude?: theoretical and empirical models of team juice distribution"
― brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, March 29, 2015 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Lol thank u
― juice college (agent hibachi), Monday, 30 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
ya lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah that post was basically too good
― Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
yeah v good
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
Is that what juco means?
― A-Hanisi Coates (Leee), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
Thx friends
Also:
hollinger's odds have clippers as a more likely west finals participant than the spurs btw― J0rdan S., Monday, March 30, 2015 10:37 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hollinger got fired from the grizzlies and now they're a home court team in th west IDGAFFFFFFFF
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
i think he still works there
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
usain bolts feet, linked not embedded because ughhttp://i.imgur.com/aURQcnm.jpg
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Haha hahahaaaaaaaaa so he does
Xp
Point still stands: friggin nerds
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link
I basically do not trust any statistical metric that had the clippers ahead of the spurs, fight me
fight me
http://www.empiresports.co/blake-griffin-smacks-justin-bieber-at-hollywood-starbucks/
― Clay, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link
I will fight blakeford griffin with his no reach having ass, I will punch his knees and ankles and he can't do anything to me
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
I wonder if lebron runs like a duck because of the feet.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
can we make a pay per view event out of this deathmatch i got $20 on bison
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
I'm rly mad about dumb hoops stats, u shd market that
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, March 30, 2015 5:02 PM (1 hour ago)
i don't think the majority of people would take the clips over the spurs right now. as i mentioned the hollinger odds don't know that the spurs are just recently pulling it together
― k3vin k., Monday, 30 March 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
That's what u get when u get a machine to do a humans job
― brosario nawson (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link
apparently embiid has dressed for the sixers-lakers trash bowl tonight, which is kind of a pointless gesture but you gotta string philly fans along through the Ponzi scheme somehow I guess
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:03 (nine years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/OLXI7n5BhKd
Pretty good
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, March 30, 2015 2:51 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
two of my colleagues from india arrived this past weekend and have to stay in suburban new hampshire for the week. i asked them what they did on sunday and they were like "we ate at chili's." i really didn't have a place to take that particular line of conversation.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link
honestly i love chili's
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
in college my mom would send me chili's gift cards
as far as those kinda chains go it's the best imo
Chilis chips and salsa are unparalleled
― #wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link
refs had to reviews a play in a the 4th quarter of a blowout in this phx/portland game and the announcers were kinda running out of stuff to say. they cut to the secaucus replay command center and the play by play guy says "you know, if you like hoops and computers and stuff that'd be a good job to have" and i was like **NODS**
― Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link
solid commentary tbh
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link
at celtics-hornets someone in the audience (in charlotte) in the first row was out of their seat for the final 2 mins and like p much standing on the court, the mics were picking up his arguments with every foul call, c'mon charlotte can't you lock that shit down
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
was it mj, was he arguing with his bookie?
― Clay, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
lol nah he keeps that shit confined to the owners' box where he bets heavily against charlotte in every game, then chugs from a flask and makes it to somewhere in the stands so the cameras can get footage of him pretending to care
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
(it was a whitefolk, unless MJ's disguise game has gotten waaaay inventive)
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
"doc, Avery's pissed from that clippers waxing last night. he's gonna light us the fuck up. yeah ok. and don't you go upping the vig on me like last time. the vig stays at 5 percent or I take back those shoes I sent to your kid's AAU team. alright bye." *hangs up phone, glug* "k, now just think about shoes, mike, you have an interview later, something about how the born ready clothing line is selling better than expected..."
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
Korver had a nice minute last night: https://youtu.be/e4BSrh5GbtI
― Heez, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:15 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i actually do agree with this in that last time i went there the food was not offensive but just extremely bland.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:08 (nine years ago) link
.002 separating Boston and Brooklyn.
― Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:09 (nine years ago) link
It was just one game, but the Clippers’ annihilation of Boston on Sunday was a reminder that the playoff-chasing Celtics of 2015 are a cute feel-good story — and little more.
wow zach lowe extremely rude
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link
that colummn is less annoying than its headline implies but it's still pretty annoying. it's really hard to bottom out two years in a row in the east with a competent coach and gm so i don't think it should be surprising/weird to anyone that the celtics focused on getting better.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link
how does it in any way damper what the celtics have done (with what they have) to lose to a WC finals/arguable title contender that has the #2 offense in the league
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing as usual it's z Lowe overreacting to maniacs on Twitter overreacting and saying things like "c's gonna win the chip this year lock it"
― juice college (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12590575/new-york-knicks-president-phil-jackson-makes-plea-season-ticket-holders?ex_cid=espnnbaTwitter
"We have made key roster moves to free up significant cap space that will provide us greater flexibility to acquire talent in this summer's free agency."
...which will be B+ at best and whom we will overpay (in terms of who'd realistically go there)
"And for the first time in many years, we expect to have a top pick in the NBA Draft this June."
...which we would trade for a vet free agent given half a chance
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link
xp first off love the new DN as sad as it is to see you abandon the wall
secondly, i guess that's kinda fair, i haven't seen those people but i'm sure they exist
― are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
SportsCenter @SportsCenter 2m2 minutes agoTHIS JUST IN: Derrick Rose plays in full contact 5-on-5 scrimmage for 1st time since having surgery on right knee.
like sand through the hourglass
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
dubs clips 2nite perfectly timed for ilx controversy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link
dray out
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12588495/no-3-russell-westbrook
More objective evidence that the Objective Juiceman is objectively juicing
― 龜, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link