Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

Aldridge opened a Twitter account in March 2011. However he was soon involved in angry exchanges with Manchester United supporters after referring to them as "scum",[25] and eventually closed his account. A year later he revealed that he had returned to the site.[26]

Lenny Pidgeley @pidge40

That goal was mucky #Ballin #Madrid

https://twitter.com/terryphelan

https://mobile.twitter.com/LMarkec50/status/652169424661688322

Keeping the flame burning.

https://twitter.com/wilfriedbony/status/764537392606879746

andyeye77: I fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening

https://twitter.com/andyeye77/status/780718811230138368

On 24 May 2014, Van der Meyde refereed the Lingerie World Cup, which the Netherlands won on home soil.[20]

http://informoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/BALL_B.jpg

Why are the spectators all men?

special guest appearance

https://twitter.com/ericbristow

oh wait, he's apologised

http://i.imgur.com/ecs4YGj.png

http://i.imgur.com/69goUWB.png

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/808293510407405569

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0OXA-pWIAQSww7.jpg

Footballers with Animals

cutty's ilx comeback is already getting out of hand

Samir Nasri

https://twitter.com/CEO4TAG/with_replies

Thanks
It should be part of education though so people understand and can be more honest
Kids should not have to hide feelings

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017

Alternate, much shorter, thread for footballers who are and should be on Twitter.

^ Neville Southall learning about gender identity issues from Left Twitter.

he also posts lots of animal welfare and anti-trophy hunting stuff. he's great.

and has a cool obsession with skeletons

this pleases me

oh yeah the skeleton thing is hilarious too

there is something so warming about Southall's twitter. He genuinely hates the Tories and loves dogs, and his legitimate concerns are mainly missing people + missing pets. Obviously when Lineker + co have been gulagged after the revolution, Nev will be be the new MOTD presenter.

<3

this is the true meaning of Halloween pic.twitter.com/dHJ73TnVRD

— bobby shawarma (@hummusandpizza) October 12, 2017

:D

someone I follow on twitter has deleted all of his tweets except one neville southall retweet, a pro-labour rallying cry

FYI - one for the Showboat here, @SoccerAM 💥#PartOfThePride #AVFC pic.twitter.com/M10as7R1u4

— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) October 23, 2017

david dunn rabona dot gif

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article11390021.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/DMwMsnRWAAAXBLU.jpg

i quite enjoy the simon ferry interviews with scottish football players on youtube. most of them come across quite well, even barry ferguson seemed alright to me, and i even maybe changed my mind about him a wee bit. charlie adam comes across like a total dead-eyed dullard

80’s Party 🏀🤣 pic.twitter.com/TtIVlCkrfd

— Antoine Griezmann (@AntoGriezmann) December 17, 2017

https://i.giphy.com/media/JfHZe1lqQCVr2/giphy.gif

(replies are good, but we all know footballers don't read replies)

friend of mine is currently having a Twitter convo about feminism with Woke Nev apparently

woke nev has given his twitter account over to sex workers advocates (for the day I think, not sure)

here's a really good critique of the nordic model being tweeted from nev's account:

Some people think that a legal model which criminalises clients & managers would be helpful for sex workers. This legal model is often called the Swedish model or ‘sex buyer law’.
- @SexWorkHive

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) April 9, 2018

today's woke nev twitter takeover is user @CorbynistaTeen

3 months ago we have ordered 60 pairs of @HavaianasEurope for the wedding of my daughter. The order has been fully paid, but until now not received. According to @havaianas the package is lost and they don't provide any further information. Very disappointing & a lack of service!

— Ronald Koeman (@RonaldKoeman) June 25, 2018

Amazing.

Devvoed Ron. Mind you, you spent £140m on just flops last summer. Give Ajax a tweet and ask them where the Davy Klaassen order went, because that never fucking turned up either.

— Nick Killip (@Marsantial) June 25, 2018

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx7h6A6UYAApt9G.jpg:large

football teams who etc

... or Instagram.

The England and West Ham midfielder, 20, was an Ireland youth player in 2015 when he wrote '#UPTHERA' on Instagram.

Amusingly, this was pronounced as "Up the R.A." on Sky News.

soup-taking turncoat

jackeen gombeen man

Watching sky Scott brown what is going on in our game never been a bloke look in the mirror when you wake up to your children 🤚

— Dean Windass (@DWindass10) April 4, 2019

make u think

you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!

Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"

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Matt le Tissier

I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!