Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

yeah JVG was def on the pills again

man, the things that happen when OKC gets pantsed on national TV

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

He's too old to play him in the movie after he poisons the other 29 head coaches in his garage but I actually think quin Snyder looks more like Ray liotta

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

def liotta vibes at the very least

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link

and we will never be subjected to players robotically low fiving their entire team after a missed shot ever again

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:30 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man this drives me nuts free throws should be one after the other no dicking around hard five count until your second shot, you violate it u lose

Basically fuck Dwight and his eleven second dribble routine which is a violation literally every single time

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

If you break that five seconds the opposing guards should be handed the ball live right there no checking it out of bounds just effing go

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Thursday, 26 March 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

This Zazasova thing is blowing my mind

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

The bucks are ersan ilyasova, zaza pachulia, and some young players who complement them

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

and a few older vets. khris middleton isn't "young" the way giannis and MCW and Jabari are and he is good

man you and your bizarro euroballers

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link

I do like both of those dudes tho I am a well documented bucks underdog supporter

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link

Middleton is 23

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

Seriously tho there is a very weird zazasova thing going on right now. A lot of plays are run specifically for them.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

The ersan thing I kinda get because he's been productive before but zaza pachulia: triple double threat?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link

I guess I think of 23 as not "young" given that giannis and jabari are both 20 but MCW is also 23 which I didn't know, thought he was younger, my thesis is squashed

but yeah I feel like kidd is trying whatever works in terms of who he prioritizes in plays, their shit was not working post ASB & maybe this will work on terms of getting them back above .500 and then some

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

*in terms

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link

uggghhhh please lose pacers

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

interesting to see george hill closing games with cj watson. almost like hes a natural sg

micah, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

there's def an alternate universe out there where ersan is a multiple-time all star

call all destroyer, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

New career high for Turk Nowitzki

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 02:22 (nine years ago) link

Ersan with 12 consecutive FGM including 5 threes

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, March 26, 2015 10:08 PM (59 minutes ago)

remember that contract year a few years back?

k3vin k., Friday, 27 March 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah he's an odd duck

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

def seems like a bit of a headcase

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

as an honorary turk im rooting for him

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link

kd having another foot surgery, no basketball activity for 4-6 months.

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

starting to get some ouiji board feelings about this dude, not happy abt that

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

are... are you saying you fucked a gazelle? (slothroprhymes), Friday, 27 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

"Bone graft surgery" man that sounds gross as f

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

:|

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 1m1 minute ago
If you go with a surgery carrying a quicker recovery time, you need to take extreme caution in ramping up and get some good luck.

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 2m2 minutes ago
Experts tell me bone graft is always safest route for healing, but most teams don't do it off the bat b/c it takes a long time.

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

BALTIMORE, Jan. 3 — Orlando Magic forward Grant Hill underwent bone-graft surgery on his left ankle today, with the team and doctors predicting a full recovery.

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

jfc

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link

"Such grafts are apparently standard procedure for the '5 to 8 percent' of Jones fracture surgeries that don't result in initial success."

That really freaks me out if kd is of the 1 in 20 ppl for whom the initial surgery doesn't really work and has to have more surgery to fix the surgery (and it's his third procedure in six months) :(

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

"Bone graft surgery" man that sounds gross as f

― Clay, Friday, March 27, 2015 3:06 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

To properly convey that you are "with it" please say "gross af" from now on ty

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

bone graf

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

Russ had a buncha surgeries in like 2 days and he seems fine now, pulling for KD

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

uh hello & sorry boys but I do it west coast style 🏄

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

*surfing emoji*

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

one encouraging thing is hes been healthy up til now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBIOt91WoAAKpfK.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

i'm jumping the gun here but who is the best player ever to have his career derailed by leg injuries? walton? grant hill?

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 March 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

Time to start juicing

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Hill for sure imo

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Yao?

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

walton was great too walton is notable for being injury prone right from the beginning where hill had a great run then got knocked the fuck out

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

bernard king

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

mchale an also-ran there prob

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Me *I skinned my knee in the 7th grade and have never really recovered since*

, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

it seems forgotten but Walton was mvp in his like 5th year in the league, dude could've carried dynasties

Clay, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

yeah he wldve been an alltimer

lag∞n, Friday, 27 March 2015 19:57 (nine years ago) link

yeah yao is a good one too

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link


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