hey why were those fart threads locked a while back?

They were locked because HOOS started the first one on 1p3 and everyone else followed suit. An 1p3 mod didn't like them on that board and locked all the threads. I could unlock and move them.

Actually nevermind. I totally forgot about the madness that ensues when I move threads. Maybe it's better to just look back in time and appreciate them for what they were (total genius).