slaves, tell me about 50 Shades of Grey

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can't lie, I flagged the poop joke post

mh, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

sam taylor-johnson is out:

I forged close and lasting relationships with the cast, producers and crew and most especially, with Dakota and Jamie. While I will not be returning to direct the sequels, I wish nothing but success to whosoever takes on the exciting challenges of films two and three.

'exciting challenges'

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://blog.eljamesauthor.com/?p=1173

should have been called 50 Grades of Steele obviously

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link

this might be my favorite ile thread title. always makes me chuckle

da croupier, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

yet ANOTHER way 50 shades is ripping off twilight, stephenie meyer notoriously rewrote twilight from edward's perspective and then canned it after a rough draft leaked to the internet. legend had it that robert pattinson traded his copy for drugs, but that's probably apocryphal.

the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Thursday, 4 June 2015 06:44 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

do you get it, the tie is an erect penis

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

they've been showing this on hbo... this movie is hilarious, constant lols

• (sleepingbag), Friday, 22 January 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

butt room

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

lmao she actually wrote the three Fifty Shades books again, from Christian's perspective? Jesus GOD, that's like the "Megahertz" episode of Weird Science (tv version).

also managed to get an actual non-50 shades book published: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mister

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 15:11 (one year ago) link

Jezebel reviewed it, lmao

https://jezebel.com/e-l-jamess-the-mister-fucks-a-duck-1834456299

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 15:14 (one year ago) link

She has a new one about a Jewish mobster from Brooklyn who's addicted to sunglasses:

Fifty Shades Freed

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link


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