I just went to youtube to check out some boiled lobster videos for laffs and boy, are there some real assholes out there.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, the lobsters in those videos are kinda going, "I think you're making too big of a deal about this *glub, glub*".
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Find any vids of lobster sauna with mud bath and claw peel?
― Sorry that's the implant talking (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Someone is going to peel its claws, that's for sure.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
:(((((
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
assholes boiling lobsters, let me show them to you
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha yes. Still not any worse than posting in the Chuck Asay thread.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys didn't HAVE to click on the youtubes.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
it's well established I have impulse control problems when it comes to noxious stimuli
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, the first one did have the word "family" in the title, so those with a Disney-like sensibility may have considered themselves to have been duped.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"lobster family boiling alive" was a smash hit for disney in japan
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Good times on the "lobster family" gis:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2295640011_8c4767f27a.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm trying to find that old Atlas Comics story about the guy who loved to watch lobsters writhe in the cookpot, then goes scuba diving and gets grabbed by a giant lobster that pokes him into a volcanic thermal vent.
― WmC, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't think that will help me one bit, sir.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 26 March 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Ally's lobster, in a few years:
http://www.ertom.com.pl/futurama/obrazki/ZoidbergMeal.gif
― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://f.chtah.com/i/36/2068571857/newprod_hder_lobster.gif
it's like everything i see, every day, is taunting me to buy a lobster
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
joe francis does seafood now?
― laying | (goole), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I found that story! It's just the thing if you want your lobster lust wilted, schef.
― WmC, Friday, 27 March 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
great, now i want lobster too
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Friday, 27 March 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i shall let someone else cook it tho
off to eat some in a bar, can't remember the last time I had it.
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Scores or Hustler?
― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i have had lobster precisely once and was pretty unimpressed
crab is way better!
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
grilled lobster. nom. omg. want. now. gahhhh.
xpost to nutrition nazi thread we all probably love lobster bc of salt and fat (anything dipped in butter is good, right? don't answer that).
― tehresa, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link
i like lobster in soups and stews. when i was growing up, my mom belonged to a women's group that would have an annual lobster sale fundraiser. i think once one jumped/fell out of the pot of boiling water and crawled around a bit before my mom recaptured it.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― butt sound insanity (gbx), Sunday, October 4, 2009 6:50 PM (18 minutes ago)
+1
― Alex Quebec (WmC), Monday, 5 October 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
there are bits around the leg joints that taste like crab
I used to mix the tomalley with horseradish and put it on crackers, before I read that tomalley is actually the lobster's liver and probably has loads of PCBs and chemicals.
― power, corruption & plies (dyao), Monday, 5 October 2009 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
soft shell crab ftw, fuck a tough and inedible shell getting in the way of my food.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Monday, 5 October 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
soft shell crab sandwich might be the best sandwich i've ever had
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Monday, 5 October 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9EvHs3kLKA
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
Swiss government bans the practice of plunging live lobsters into boiling water amid fears the animals can feel pain
― mick signals, Thursday, 11 January 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link