lol scientists
"that's not pain, it's a reflex to noxious stimuli"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link
In February 2005, a review of the literature by the Norwegian Scientific Committee for Food Safety tentatively concluded that "it is unlikely that [lobsters] can feel pain," though they note that "there is apparently a paucity of exact knowledge on sentience in crustaceans, and more research is needed. Furthermore, lobsters be fukkin tasty nom nom nom."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
the pain i feel through not having lobsters in my belly is sure greater than anything these simple ass animals can experience
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
^ knife right between the eyes of truth
― Dane Cook's Illustrated (I DIED), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
when u think about it-- what is 'pain'
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
suggest noxious stimuli
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
is there an ortolan thread on here anywhere?
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
sorry for interrupting max
were you about to blow our minds?
I'm still amused by "mobster laurel" support but I can't think of a good direction to run with that.
― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link
let's ask the king of pain what pain is
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
how many of us can esacpe the lobster's fate???? how many of us even want to????
ps i will pinch you with my claws, max and u will see 1st hand
― Lamp, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
new CB handle?
xp to mobster laurel
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
laurel: guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous
ilx: u can do it yr so pretty and capable we luv yr new dresss <3 <3 <3
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
It's like you know me.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
WAIT WAIT
http://www.crustastun.com/
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i do not know about the dress i am wearing today, i think my boobs are inappropriate for the office, but thank u anyway bro.
ok i am going to do this thing! this weekend if i can get over to the market to get a lobster.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
before boiling, place your lobster on a flatbed scanner, to stun it
A blessing to the (s)chef <------ obvs MEANT FOR YOU
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
social justice, crustastunner shades on
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
benefits of the crustastun
* Fast, clean & efficient * Reduces stress & improves meat quality in terms of texture & flavour * Can be used by unskilled staff * Conforms to Standards of Humane killing & acceptable to the general public
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.crustastun.com/img/single2.jpg
lol watch me scan my face guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhzzz
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a joke, right?
― icy cold crustastunnaz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
what's a joke is the wanton suffering you inflict upon crustaceans
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
so high and mighty up there at the top of the food chain, aren't you
i did not actually scan my face w/the crustastun!
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
this is totally worth getting for an office and using on interns.
― icy cold crustastunnaz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, i keep hearing "watch me scan my face guuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhzz" as sung by soulja boy
― icy cold crustastunnaz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
putting yr face on the crustastun would result in some noxious stimuli
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
"CONTINUOUS FLOW CRUSTASTUNNA"!!!!!
― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
hypnotize the lobster into thinking he's a cow and voila surf and turf
― bela fregosi (brownie), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
it's times like these I wish I were a DJ so I could be DJ crustastun
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
although you might not want to kill it after that because you may need the milkxpost to me
― bela fregosi (brownie), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
DJ crustastun ft. MC continuous flow
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
MC mild briny gush
― WmC, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
morelike crustachin' amirite?
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
However, review by the Scottish animal rights group Advocate for Animals released in the same year reported that "scientific evidence ... strongly suggests that there is a potential for (lobsters) to experience pain and suffering," primarily because lobsters (and other decapod crustaceans) "have opioid receptors and respond to opioids (analgesics such as morphine) in a similar way to vertebrates," indicating that lobsters' reaction to injury changes when painkillers are applied.
I think I need to sign up for a similar "test" to see whether I experience "pain".
― Sorry that's the implant talking (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I just went to youtube to check out some boiled lobster videos for laffs and boy, are there some real assholes out there.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I mean, the lobsters in those videos are kinda going, "I think you're making too big of a deal about this *glub, glub*".
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Find any vids of lobster sauna with mud bath and claw peel?
― Sorry that's the implant talking (libcrypt), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Someone is going to peel its claws, that's for sure.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
:(((((
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
assholes boiling lobsters, let me show them to you
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha yes. Still not any worse than posting in the Chuck Asay thread.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
you guys didn't HAVE to click on the youtubes.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
it's well established I have impulse control problems when it comes to noxious stimuli
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, the first one did have the word "family" in the title, so those with a Disney-like sensibility may have considered themselves to have been duped.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"lobster family boiling alive" was a smash hit for disney in japan
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Good times on the "lobster family" gis:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2295640011_8c4767f27a.jpg
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link