I just spent way too much time considering the physical logistics of that.
― toucan orca ink (how's life), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link
not really mocking this one, but I don't know where to put ithttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/stevie%20.jpg
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
too much time on ilx
― 龜, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link
Was gonna say
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:21 (nine years ago) link
unless i'm missing something that seems like a supremely legitimate use of facebook
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 19 March 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link
I agree. just lol'd at the 'stevie d' part. but I did not know about this 'too much time on ilx' thread, which sounds more appropriate. or maybe I'm just being told that I've spent too much time on ilx.
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 March 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
which is fair enough tbh
no, there's a thread. it's 77 tho'.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422567_10152623538751512_7622857926813473202_n.jpg?oh=f622235e687b01f242530a169dfb3f28&oe=55B23EAB&__gda__=1438088850_eaaf5057adb85340aec892c82df4e42d
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:23 (nine years ago) link
no shit I came here to post that exact thing
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 10:37 (nine years ago) link
really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 11:22 (nine years ago) link
you sneer, but it seems to be working ok for David Avocado Wolfe and his friends
http://www.pedestrian.tv/images/article/2011/03/14/David-Wolfe-Party-642-380.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link
David Wolfe (a.k.a. Chocolate Pope Avocado Cacao)
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link
omg http://www.davidwolfe.com/
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition and chocolate!
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:06 (nine years ago) link
aw man, a perm and a will to make money from lying to idiots and i too cd've been a millionaire longevity guru
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link
http://www.eternallifefanclub.com/memes/Quote-David-Wolfe.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
jesus God the concept of living 70+ years already terrifies me, who the fuck would wanna last that long
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:45 (nine years ago) link
ELF
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
OMG
http://www.groundology.co.uk/
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link
3000 years worth of terrible facebook image macros
https://www.facebook.com/EternalLifeFan/photos_stream
― soref, Sunday, 22 March 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
What a goldmine, I didn't realise David Avocado was a thing. As to the image macro, there's a lot going on there but I'm reminded of Nietzsche's rebuke to the Stoics - you say we should spend more time in nature, but how are we ever out of it in the first place? Indoors is nature. It's a moot point, we need to think way out of the box
― cardamon, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
box is underrated iirc
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
this stuff should all be xposted to gr8080's life coach thread but i spent several hours a couple months ago reading about the "institute for integrative nutrition" and sinking into the internet black hole of all these "health coach" blogs where the "coach" has a certificate from them. always a thin white female, smiling with open mouth, average age 30. this david avocado chocolate guy is one of their lecturers.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/123o02u.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link
Do ellipses carry endorphins and I've just been unaware all this time?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnK_6BavWkc
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice
Honestly what's annoying me most about this is the grammar, rrrrrrgh
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 March 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link
just the phrase "david avocado" is funnyare people still suggesting that "ditch your tv" is a good idea? Golden age iirc
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
obviously should be replaced with "ditch your smartphone"
― Nhex, Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
right right
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, March 22, 2015 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
it is almost correct if he is saying the rock star of the superfoods and longevity world looks to david avocado for advice
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
hi, i'm david avocado
Yes, it's got a Something Awful URL on it but it was posted by this FB group https://www.facebook.com/FeministsAgainstVaccination and I just can't figure out the game.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11044618_1675330549360870_5199910989538201784_n.jpg?oh=0a70f46a16a7a3e7d0aecee5aab97a5d&oe=55AE0606&__gda__=1433420685_c889a622b41fee0611336812e0378727
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
omg
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
incredible
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
the SA tag probably indicates this was originally a really sarcastic parody and these people just don't get it
― mh, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
lol, yes, that's a parody.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
There were a few of those SA ones spread around a while back.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 22, 2015 4:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, never say "veg" except as a verb as in "to veg out"
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
;_;
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
veg girl
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
I figured out that it was a parody but I was looking for an agenda, particularly for one behind the Feminists Against Vaccination group. Now I don't think there really is one.xps
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veg is ok, "veggies" is heinous tho
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veggies is the americanized version of "veg", just as insidious
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Everyone should pronounce it like Brian Wilson
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
That vax = smack parody thing unfortunately keeps doing the round with serious antivaxer idiots over and over, who just dont get that its meant to be an exaggerated joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026161_969447336401465_465188238479117537_n.jpg?oh=f03d3a659e275b0de495f92077dce267&oe=55BAC686
105 The RiverMarch 6 · For the sake of music fans everywhere... DO IT!!! :)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
i really don't see a lot of crossover between those two...
― Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
LOL the most normal boring Zappa picture ever. It makes it looks like Zappa is Bieber's touring guitarist.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link