you see, Trayce, when you sign up for a new gmail address it asks if you have an existing address to send the backup details to
― mh, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link
Ah. I'd forgot about that.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
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― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link
Can't believe they made Trevion sign up for this shit.
http://i.imgur.com/Ze6cBsE.png
― pplains, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Hint:
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Friday, 20 March 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Edmodo_logo.svg/140px-Edmodo_logo.svg.png
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2$32.99 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$9.99 Cowboy Queso
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.79 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.07 tip$55.68 Total
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― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Hello All,
About 20:05, Sunday, 22-March-2015, the negatives developing machine began honking with two error codes: E868 and E808, "NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... .
There were still negatives in the machine so we let them finish coming out and did NOT load any more at that time.
About 20:30 we called RIGM, & Michael picked up, & after telling him the error codes, he gave us some conditions to look for IF we decide to continue without dealing with "chemical dumps, etc, ..." like is the recently processed film have any milky / cloudy areas on the film ?
Looked OK but the error codes would NOT clear, so Michael said to shut it down, & he said that he would escalate our ticket (# 999709), & someone should check up in the morning.
Thx, SteveKUoU-SCL-Mac-IT
"Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child's reason without destroying your own." ~ John Mason Brown
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 23 March 2015 12:53 (nine years ago) link
that final quote is kind of dark
NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... Dave, stop ... Stop, will you? Stop, Dave ... Will you stop Dave? ... Stop, Dave.
― sktsh, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
The other day, I regret to advise I was on the other side of this equation. Yes, I sent a misdirected email :( I've been trying to find someone to take over my apartment lease, and an acquaintance tweeted me asking for more info, adv me her email address.
I emailed her twitter handle instead of her gmail, as the username. Realised my error a few days later when I hadnt heard back, but I SENT THE WRONG PERSON MY FULL STREET ADDRESS AND PHOTOS OF THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE :(
I just hope its a dead email/the person doesnt live in this country.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link
probably posting about it on a hamster fan forum
― kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link
I think most australians have yet to get email so you're probably ok?
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link
hey now
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
in the us we mostly use "America Online"
― mh, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link
Everyone's hanging out in Uncle Julio's Perth and giggling at you.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 08:42 (nine years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb$0.00 Chipotle Ranch$6.17 Fajita (kids)$0.00 Chicken$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$12.59 Three$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$12.59 Three
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.82 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.16 tip$56.31 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:00 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link
whenever this thread is bumped i get a pavlovian craving for mexican food
― bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link
omg I was just going to post that! I get a massive craving for chips and salsa.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link
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― Three Word Username, Monday, 30 March 2015 09:37 (eight years ago) link
hunting the wild crawfish
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link
asdfouj how do you even βββ
Hello Kyla Henderson,
― pplains, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 Salsa Verde$12.59 Three$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 Salsa Verde$12.59 Three
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.41 Tax$4.99 Delivery$3.78 tip$30.36 Total
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― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 4 April 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link
Jim,Thank you for your interest in serving in the Usher/Greeter ministry. Please fill out the attached application and return it to me. Let me know if you have any questions.In His Service,Don ###########Usher/Greeter ministry
Thank you for your interest in serving in the Usher/Greeter ministry. Please fill out the attached application and return it to me. Let me know if you have any questions.
In His Service,
Don ###########Usher/Greeter ministry
So open the application to see what questions are asked:
If you were to die tonight and stand before God and He asked you why should I let you into heaven, what would your answer be?
what would your answer be?
and
Please write out your personal testimony on how you became a Child of God.
TO BE A GODDAMNED USHER/GREETER.
Then I get another email with an user/greeter handbook attached. It goes into great detail about what to do if someone has a heart attack, seizures, heat exhaustion, diabetics, and mentally unbalanced or disruptive persons:
The tenor or our times has created a climate where increasingly we may be exposed to mentally unbalanced persons. It is the responsibility of every usher and greeter to watch for unbalanced or disruptive persons, or actual threats to the leadership on the platform or any member of the congregation. In order to avert many disruptions and even in some instances, tragedy:-One usher per aisle should always remain at the rear of the sanctuary, sitting in the seats reserved for ushers.-Keep an eye on the congregation in front of you and be alert for unusual movement.-Observe facial expressions of strangers entering the building for any tell-tale signs of a violent or argumentative nature. If you see such persons, do not attempt to confront them, but notify the usher/greeter coordinator, pointing out these individuals-If someone moves toward the stage, or any member of the leadership team when not invited, move with them and be prepared to prevent them from getting onto the stage.-Always watch the pastor/speaker for signals pointing out a disruptive or unbalanced person
-One usher per aisle should always remain at the rear of the sanctuary, sitting in the seats reserved for ushers.-Keep an eye on the congregation in front of you and be alert for unusual movement.-Observe facial expressions of strangers entering the building for any tell-tale signs of a violent or argumentative nature. If you see such persons, do not attempt to confront them, but notify the usher/greeter coordinator, pointing out these individuals-If someone moves toward the stage, or any member of the leadership team when not invited, move with them and be prepared to prevent them from getting onto the stage.-Always watch the pastor/speaker for signals pointing out a disruptive or unbalanced person
― Jeff, Monday, 6 April 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
The tenor of our times!
Write Don back and ask for clarification on what that means.
Also what denomination is that church?
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 6 April 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Not RC.
My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.
To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?
― pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
And the power of memory βΒ Jeff's misdirected email brought back from 30 years ago the face of an usher at St. Albert's, this redfaced Rich Hall-looking cat with a mustache. Nice guy and all, but his bloodshot eyes always begged for redemption.
― pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
Not RC.My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?
― brunch technician (silby), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
And all this time, I thought it was just the Protestants who wandered around like it was a book fair.
― pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
I think Catholics get an extra helping of shame if they're late
― mh, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link
We walk in before mass, genuflect, take our spot in the pew and then we stay there until Communion. We get our exercise from the standing and kneeling.
― pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link
mh otm
― And letβs say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link
extra helpings for wearing uncouth clothing to communion or for leaving before final blessing, as well.
― And letβs say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link
Well someone just sent me Jim Mylastname's 2014 tax return, including his address and SSN.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link
Hi Guys,Mon morning I am making a trip to Rockwall, aka Seyco, to pick up a new saw. If there is anything you need from there I can bring it back for you to save you the shipping. Call Ray Mon morning to place your order and I will get it from him; The upper linkage in my saw broke. By the time I figured out what it would cost me and time it would take me to change it all out, I figured for a little more money I could get a new saw. Plus Ray will give a couple of bucks for my saw. I am going to get the Limited Edition saw. Don't ask me why. I just like it. Check your exploded view of your saw. See if the upper linkage is solid or if there is an adjustable link in the linkage. The adjustable link has not worked out as planned. The only time they use this is during the initial set up. This is what broke on my saw. The same thing happened to my buddy in New York. Just so you know the replacement parts for this is $114. Norm
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 06:04 (eight years ago) link
Love the idea of these saw enthusiasts looking out for each other in their saw-related endeavors.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 12:37 (eight years ago) link
Norm,
Oh, god, I just now got your email about the sawβ¦.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
I could use a sawzall, please advise
― mh, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link
some jerk in rhode island used my address to sign up to a dozen right wing sites today and they'll all give my address to associated causes, why oh why does nobody verify addresses anymore
― Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
I seem to get lots of emails from people using my email to sign up when they get a car or a car serviced. Dozens of dealerships all around the country email me when it's time to get the oil changed in a car that I don't own.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
Someone's signed me up to some BS ebook place called BookBub. It looks like its all shitty selfpub Twilight style crap and self-help wellness warrior cookbooks.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:09 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Chile Con Queso$5.99 Cup$1.99 Chorizo$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate$0.00 All Pulled Chicken$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.85 Tax$4.99 Delivery$4.71 tip$37.96 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:25 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link
luciana cosmas <lucianacos✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>11 Apr (2 days ago)Replyto me mambo
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link
like.. ok?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
She is the cosmas
― kinder, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$20.99 Juarez$0.00 Combo$6.17 Fajita (kids)$0.00 Chicken$6.17 Fajita (kids)$0.00 Beef
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.98 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.00 tip$40.30 Total
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
no, thank YOU mobile waiters
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:19 (eight years ago) link
and thank you uncle julio's perineum
ew.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:05 (eight years ago) link
I don't want anything from u except a cigarette.....you can come ur things I promise I'm not going to stop u.....I have learned you can not hold on to anything that not holding on to u I get it now.....I just need this one favor.....if u can just forgive me for my troubles and doings and bring me a couple cigs please I'm going crazy over here there's no one here.......they been gone since earlier and I need one bad.....and I don't know if u got my other messages just ignore them......but ur business cards here and stuff u can come get them.... I want say anything to u.....I mean what I'm saying I'm now accepting the facts.....
Sent from my iPad
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 19 April 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link