Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

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dame made a difficult finger roll layup, blazers color guy: "yeah! that's an Ice Man, finger -- uhh -- whatever!"

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:10 (nine years ago) link

Ahhh, I fondly remember the Ice Man's famous finger lifts

, Monday, 16 March 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/awBZcCn.gif

Yo AD you're not supposed to catch it this high... fyi

, Monday, 16 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

luckily they have depth there now. bet he's back for the playoffs.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

better see the juiceman

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link

trim the pubes and get juiced

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

ibaka has experience getting juiceman doctor's appointments amid the playoffs and coming back despite projections of being done till next season (last WC finals!), he'll be fine

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

serge knows a guy who knows a guy as I understand it

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

this guy! the man behind OKC' juicemen!
http://giant.gfycat.com/TallPastJohndory.gif

slothroprhymes, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

"dr. donnie strack" is an excellent fake name

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

gazing longingly at his lost innocence

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Mark Deeks ‏@MarkDeeksNBA 1m1 minute ago
Pau Gasol got better at age 35. @YoungNBA looks at how that's even possible. http://bit.ly/1EkG3oB

pau is the juiceman

lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2015 20:58 (nine years ago) link

I am about pau's age and have recently started working out for m/l the first time in my adult life, but I've been progressing at a pretty crazy clip and am starting to understand how the juicemen may have the right idea.

Clay, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

gasol leaving the trve juiceman kobe may have given him juiceman like effects.

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

pau means dick - obv's juice

moullet, Monday, 16 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

the Wizards pa announcer seems like a real goofball.

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

tho I suppose "professional pa announcer" is probably a job that attracts goofballs

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:32 (nine years ago) link

celtics r good team now :)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link

it's nice to be able to say/think that without having to add a dozen qualifiers and "but this still sucks" caveats and "but really next year tho"s

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:39 (nine years ago) link

lol wait birdman shoots the three now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

wow this cleve miami game is bad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link

jazz currently up on the hornets 81-39

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link

lol the celtics are the 7th seed rn

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

it makes perfect sense considering they are a good basketball team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

i must admit i admire the ilhers of boston for their unflagging support and faith

Clay, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:50 (nine years ago) link

lolll the celtics haven't had a single national game all season (NBA TV notwithstanding) but magic get one against the mavs on ESPN Wednesday, before hawks-dubs? smh

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

looked like russ just fouled out putting parsons on his ass as retaliation for something the refs did.

head clowning instructor (art), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

jazz/hornets now 94-60, charlotte shooting a crisp 28%

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link

ooof

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

some very dedicated jeremy lin fans snuck into oracle arena, it seems

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:14 (nine years ago) link

dang, russ ran out of juice I guess

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link

Pau is having an amazing season but he's also become a totally awful defender

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 24s25 seconds ago
Dream: On a plane piloted by Whitford. Radar showed a bird flying toward engine. Gobert also on plane, stuck hand out window, rejected bird.

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

notifications off forever

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

https://instagram.com/p/0VXGyxK-he/

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link

does that constitute a blol or is it too what-the-fucking-fuck for that

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

i dunno but she is very aggressive with the tags there

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link

wtf thats some weird shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

tryna stay in that will

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link

My friend was at the clips/rockets game and sat close to the clips bench

He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link

like, from fans' individual popcorn buckets or off the floor/chairs??

thats pretty desperate hedo they can give you snacks later you know

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link

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Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:32 (nine years ago) link

He said that Hedo would just sit at the end of the bench and eat popcorn, taken from the fans sitting around him

― 龜, Tuesday, March 17, 2015 2:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

Fans' popcorn buckets xxp

I'm imagining like, kids at a zoo feeding peanuts to elephants

, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link

"ok kids, plz observe the wild hedo. he was in the NBA finals once. then...i dunno, some juiceman shit involving weak androgens, it got weird. now he is tired, and angry. hand him some popcorn."

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:57 (nine years ago) link

NBA gametime app really does not need to alert me when greg monroe misses a game, why is this so bad now

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

almost, but not quite, as bad as finding out flip goddamned saunders has to miss a game against the raps "for personal reasons!"

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

simmons getting on my wavelength in part 7 trade value column

UPDATE: Latest odds for Kevin Love’s new home address this fall: Back Bay (-120), Brookline (+200), Beacon Hill (+350), Wellesley (+500), Weston (+500), South End (+700), Charlestown (+2000), Scituate/Hingham/Duxbury (+4000), Revere (+2000000).

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt 5s6 seconds ago
OKC officially announces Serge Ibaka will be out 4-6 weeks following arthroscopic surgery on R knee.

-_-

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link


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