you just freaked out our director of LOLs

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/

sorry!!!

yow, sounds like dude got fucked up.
"Things you normally don’t see in the house of a single heterosexual male living in the woods" sadly too long for a username.

I worked with a guy busted for child porn and he copped the same excuse, that he was running some sort of download program and would just go back and get rid of the stuff later.

Thing is, dude had fuckin' terrabytes of the shit in his house. He finally got sent to prison not so long ago.

are there more frightening words in the english language than "terabytes of child porn"? i feel like you'd need a hazmat suit to move the hard drives.

even his cat looks at him with disdain

terrorbytes

lol http://www.flickr.com/photos/domiller/30472797/in/set-72157594439904232/

maybe xpost with gaylx thread:

wow!!!

seems like these vandals are keeping it positive tbh

County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas joined Los Angeles police detectives and others Wednesday in asking the public for help in locating those who vandalized two South Los Angeles churches.

Jointed by LAPD Capt. Robert Green, commanding officer of the 77th Street Police Station, and others, Ridley-Thomas declared that "We simply cannot tolerate houses of worship being open targets of this type of mean-spirited vandalism in our communities."

The board approved Ridley-Thomas' request to post a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible.

On Feb. 8, the St. Mark United Methodist Church at 8305 S. Gramercy Place, near 83rd Street, was vandalized and burglarized.

A stained glass window was shattered and several walls and a cross were spray painted with obscenities and graffiti and chemical fire extinguishers were sprayed inside the church.

http://media.nbclosangeles.com/images/394*298/church+vandal.JPG

yeah i don't see how that's mean-spirited?

pro jesus grafitti is the new andre

silver is the most sarcastic of spraypaints

pretty next-level as far as vandalism goes

By "vandalism", did you mean "Christianity"?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?lightbox=1

don't really need to tell anyone which is my favorite

I had a friend through college who did Bart and Homer mods at that level; his bart alien was really pretty goddamn good. Wish I still had pictures somewhere.

http://www.pootrapusa.com/

loooool

messless waste pod detachment w/ ez pull-off cord!!! no unnecessary contact of bagged feces with your human fingers!!!

COMES ON THREE DIFFERENT COLORS

easy to install on your dog

omg

o_O
"We can also do the G-Slide"

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combine with the pootrap and you can gold all day.

golF

lmfao at typo

my search for a discreet bedpan is complete

OTM

bed, bath and beyond really needs to work on the "beyond" part

voice over at the beginning is classic

harbl

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guys i am moving to baltimore

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what went on here

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^^^ unintentional wtf stanley steemer lols

let's try that again

LOL

hahahahasdflisjdgd;lgkj

thx 4 the lols

the 35 min. version of stoned professor is here

http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/

I shit my pants last night
I did
went out and had a great meal
just a great fuckin meal
I had to go to the bathroom so bad in the car
I’m going travel hurry up I gotta shit
and I had, just fuckin shit in my pants
I’m good uh, twice a year for that
when was the last time you shit your pants
been a while?
“yeah, it’s been a long time”
I was in vegas a couple years ago
this is an honest to god true story
staying at the bellagio
and went over to the mirage for dinner
and met some friends of mine over there
went to cocomos
a great little steak house
the guy brings out some fresh crab legs and says
“these just came in I gotta give ‘em to you guys”
brings a set and I’m eatin ‘em
then we go play..gamble a little bit
had a tee time early in the morning
so I said, ‘look, I gotta get going’
I’m walkin back to the hotel and I get three quarters of the way out of the lobby
all the sudden I go, ‘aww fuck!’
and I’m standing here like this
I got my butt pinched like this so fuckin, I’m fucked, I can’t move
all the sudden, you know, it felt alright
I went just like this and (he makes the sound of opening flood gates)
water . . . I had food poisoning from the crabs
take off my leather jacket
tied it around my waist
and I’m just standing there
and it’s just running down my leg
I got jeans on
black bucks, no socks
and I just start fuckin walking
and every time I’m walk, somethings coming out
it’s water
just straight fuckin water
then, to show you how sick I was
then I’m standing outside and make a call on my cell phone
I call a guy
I said larry you’re not gonna believe this
I’m standing outside the lobby of the bellagio
I can’t move, I got shit everywhere
I got shit all over myself
and larry’s about a 48 waist
so he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels
and he comes over, and meets me, I tell him where I’m standing
he finds the closest bathroom
when you go up the escalator and go up the fuckin…I can’t get in the fuckin elevator
it’s twelve o’clock at night
he goes in and finds the closest bathroom in the lobby of the hotel
and then I get in the escalator
and he kinda pretends like he drops something
so no one gets behind me
he tells me where it is and he goes in there
goes and gets the towel all wet for me
throws it over the fuckin stall
I take off all my fuckin clothes, just wipe off
leave my shoes, my pants, everything, right there
the towels just right there in the stall
and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and with his pants that are a 48 waist
through the lobby like this (as he acts like he’s holding his pants up) at midnight
got up in the morning and took the most perfect double tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life
…
true story
…
who’s the pitchers in this game?