you just freaked out our director of LOLs

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you're right. i've stepped down

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ANd oh yes, there's more where that came from.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Not creepy at all.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

oh, dale

cutty, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

It's definitely a case you law folk can follow in your spare time:

Girl found; ‘Skirtman’ of UALR is charged
By Jacob Quinn Sanders

PERRYVILLE — The University of Arkansas at Little Rock computer-system programmer known as Skirtman got his first surprise when he answered the door of his house on Wye Mountain wearing nothing but a bathrobe and saw two men in uniform.

The uniformed men - at least one was a Perry County sheriff’s deputy - were there Saturday looking for a 16-year old girl whose parents had reported her missing. The car the girl drove to Dale Owen Miller’s house was in the driveway, next to his own, the one with the license plate carrying a phonetic spelling of “Skirtman.”

This was just the beginning. By Tuesday afternoon, Miller would be fresh out of jail, hunting for a lawyer to avoid a prison sentence of a decade or so and wondering aloud whether Arkansas law allowed for a difference between having child pornography knowingly and unknowingly.

Right then, all he knew was somebody in uniform needed to ask him a few questions.

Miller is 51. He is proud of the nickname Skirtman, earned because of his choice to wear skirts rather than shorts or pants at almost every opportunity. His personal Web site, his Facebook page, his Flickr photo collection - all depict him in skirts. He used to wear them to work at UALR but stopped about 10 years ago after some alumni and trustees complained, he said.

The teenage girl was indeed at Miller’s house. He had corresponded with her on Facebook and over e-mail, he said, and they had talked on the phone a few times. On Saturday, she showed up hours earlier than planned, Miller said. He was planning to take her to a choir concert in Little Rock, one in which he would perform, he said.

“It was a nighttime thing and she showed up quite unexpectedly at noon,” Miller said in an interview.

He was naked when she arrived and so had time to throw on nothing save the bathrobe, he said. Miller said he wore the same robe with nothing underneath when the Perry County deputy sheriff arrived about 4 p.m.

He missed the concert, spending the night in the Perry County jail. Sheriff Scott Montgomery charged Miller with contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, a misdemeanor. Montgomery issued Miller a citation but kept him locked up through the weekend anyway until he could see a judge so bail could be set.

“It was intimated to me that I should have assumed that she was there without her parents’ permission,” Miller said. “But I never asked. I never assumed anything one way or another.”

At the bail hearing late Monday afternoon, Miller got his second surprise. The Arkansas State Police, which Montgomery requested take over the investigation, accused Miller of possessing two images of child pornography, found when they searched a computer in his home. Each image resulted in a felony charge, carrying a possible sentence upon conviction of three to 10 years in prison.

“I figured they were looking for child pornography,” Miller said. “I mean, why would an adult man even talk to a 16-year-old young woman, let alone have one in his home, right? But I didn’t think there was any to find. That’s not my thing.”

He posted a $45,000 bond and was released from jail Tuesday morning.

Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jonathan Ross said the investigation is continuing.

Judy Williams, communications director at UALR, said the university is gathering information and determining its next step regarding Miller. Miller does not teach classes and in his job as a program and project manager would interact with students only rarely, she said.

All three charges were beyond unexpected, Miller said.

“I was in a state of shock,” he said. “There is no other way to describe it. There’s nothing that can prepare you for that moment. I’m still not sure I comprehend what it all means for me.”

Montgomery said he gave Miller the misdemeanor citation at about 2 a.m. Sunday, though the time written on it is 4:10 p.m. on Saturday. Montgomery said the time reflected when a deputy first took Miller to jail.

“In the meantime, there I am handcuffed to a desk most of the time,” Miller said. “It was two hours before anyone even spoke to me.”

State police Special Agent Joe Carter finally talked with Miller. He asked consent to search Miller’s house, in particular four computers Miller kept there.

“I explained to him that I wanted to take them from his home and have them imaged to which he responded that he thought that I meant that I wanted to copy the hard drives, which is exactly what I meant,” Carter wrote in an affidavit for an arrest warrant filed Monday in Perry County District Court.

Miller sounded almost amused at the thought of Perry County sheriff’s office officials and state police investigators rummaging through his house.

“I do have some things at my home that you normally don’t see in the house of a single heterosexual male living in the woods,” he said, referring to his clothing collection.

A preliminary search of the computers found two images on a Compaq desktop computer, both of which a forensic examiner found to be “likely” matches to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children’s database of child pornography, according to Carter’s affidavit.

“My suspicion is,” Miller said, “since I certainly never knowingly downloaded child pornography, that one of my computer programs picked up something I didn’t know about.”

Miller said he uses a computer program to search public Internet user groups for pictures of exhibitionist pornography.

“That’s my fetish,” he said. “I’d rather that not be in the paper, but it’s part of the explanation of what happened. I can’t hide from that.”

He checks through the photos the program culls every month or two, he said, throwing out the vast majority - ones he doesn’t want to keep.

He said Tuesday afternoon that he had not yet talked to a lawyer, nor had he read the statutes describing his charges.

“I’m worried,” he said. “I don’t know what’s going to happen to me from here.”

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry!!!

follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

yow, sounds like dude got fucked up.
"Things you normally don’t see in the house of a single heterosexual male living in the woods" sadly too long for a username.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I worked with a guy busted for child porn and he copped the same excuse, that he was running some sort of download program and would just go back and get rid of the stuff later.

Thing is, dude had fuckin' terrabytes of the shit in his house. He finally got sent to prison not so long ago.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

are there more frightening words in the english language than "terabytes of child porn"? i feel like you'd need a hazmat suit to move the hard drives.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

even his cat looks at him with disdain

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

terrorbytes

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lol http://www.flickr.com/photos/domiller/30472797/in/set-72157594439904232/

(lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe xpost with gaylx thread:

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

wow!!!

follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

seems like these vandals are keeping it positive tbh

County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas joined Los Angeles police detectives and others Wednesday in asking the public for help in locating those who vandalized two South Los Angeles churches.

Jointed by LAPD Capt. Robert Green, commanding officer of the 77th Street Police Station, and others, Ridley-Thomas declared that "We simply cannot tolerate houses of worship being open targets of this type of mean-spirited vandalism in our communities."

The board approved Ridley-Thomas' request to post a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible.

On Feb. 8, the St. Mark United Methodist Church at 8305 S. Gramercy Place, near 83rd Street, was vandalized and burglarized.

A stained glass window was shattered and several walls and a cross were spray painted with obscenities and graffiti and chemical fire extinguishers were sprayed inside the church.

http://media.nbclosangeles.com/images/394*298/church+vandal.JPG

710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i don't see how that's mean-spirited?

(lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

pro jesus grafitti is the new andre

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

silver is the most sarcastic of spraypaints

BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

pretty next-level as far as vandalism goes

latebloomer, Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

By "vandalism", did you mean "Christianity"?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

don't really need to tell anyone which is my favorite

latebloomer, Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I had a friend through college who did Bart and Homer mods at that level; his bart alien was really pretty goddamn good. Wish I still had pictures somewhere.

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.pootrapusa.com/

eman, Saturday, 28 March 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

loooool

cutty, Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

messless waste pod detachment w/ ez pull-off cord!!! no unnecessary contact of bagged feces with your human fingers!!!

Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

COMES ON THREE DIFFERENT COLORS

Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

easy to install on your dog

(lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

(lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

omg

eman, Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

ian, Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

o_O
"We can also do the G-Slide"

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

(lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

!

laying | (goole), Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link

combine with the pootrap and you can gold all day.

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

golF

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

lmfao at typo

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link

my search for a discreet bedpan is complete

fight the real NME (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

OTM

bed, bath and beyond really needs to work on the "beyond" part

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

voice over at the beginning is classic

altered prostates (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

harbl

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:45 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max max max max

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

harbl

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:(

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:)

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guys i am moving to baltimore

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what went on here

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

:(

goaty (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

dmr, Monday, 30 March 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ unintentional wtf stanley steemer lols

dmr, Monday, 30 March 2009 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 30 March 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link

let's try that again

Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

eman, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link


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