Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

Westbrook playing laughable defense

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 9:49 PM (15 minutes ago)

i mean he has to do everything on offense

The weird gods who make bball vines and send them as blessings through Twitter have been absolutely amazing tonight and I worship them

namaste

100% chance that JJ Redick listened to 311 today

Brooks starts hack a deandre down 17 w/ 9 minutes to go

can i just accelerate time to the start of the portland/houston game? i really am not doing anything until then.

russ going for the old fashioned points-rebounds-turnovers trip dub

gotta keep the streak alive

deandre looks so nervous when he shoots FTs its p funny

Yeah you can tell he's really a basket case about it

Deandre is my fav clipper for sure.

"You think you can block this?

No you Kantor

Hahahaha"

-Mark Jackson

:/

I was gonna post that same jackson pun bomb

"100% chance that JJ Redick listened to 311 today"

Getting more Kings of Leon vibes from him.

Nuggets <3

Everyone knew shaw was the wrong guy before he even started.

yup

the sad sideline story on DAJ's lifelong struggle with free throws crippling his confidence is some indie comedy bait

yeah i enjoyed that

He could always let go of his pride and attend the school of rick barry

v talented basketball player who cannot shoot free throws and is super sad about it, uh wes anderson are you even reading my posts hello

think what you can do with the flat staging of all your characters in a line staring at the camera, except one is tall and not-white and is wearing a brightly colored jersey, this is so you wes

mjax now arguing for a six-man all nba team with three guards

russ going for the old fashioned points-rebounds-turnovers trip dub

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 10:23 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one rebound short

Anecdote That Only Makes Us Love Him More: I find J.J. Redick, music fan, to be a fascinating character. He is an avowed alternative and indie rock listener, getting former Magic teammate Brandon Bass into Coldplay and Kings of Leon, and he has shouted out bands like Silversun Pickups and Divine Fits in interviews. But his wife doesn’t exactly share his tastes. Last winter, before he got traded to the Bucks, he took her to a Justin Bieber concert. “I have a general rule that if I have an off-day during the season that I owe it to her to do what she wants unless it’s harmful to my well-being. Her and her friends wanted to go.” Taking one for the team. It’s the Duke way.

Me otm haha

lol at "the Duke way"

ha nice call

haha that is the perfect jj redick anecdote and i say that w/love

pelicans in the 8th spot rn

if i were an nba player i would use my immense power to shout out matador records bands from the 90s that like 500 people care about, that's a weird thought.

Nice Spottie

i would talk about how important fka twigs was to my pregame ritual, esp "lights on"

was she the girl thats from the cheerleading squad
u lie and u lie and u lieeee

looollllll

what the actual bloodclot just happened w that series of turnovers

the funny thing is not only do the rockets barely miss dwight howard, they got a dude who looks almost like him to take his minutes

probably a little soon to make bloodclot references around a blazers game considering the patches on their jersies

and bosh :(

feel like bosh, wade, dragon, whiteside, deng coulda been a pretty tough team (if healthy and/or not suspended for tackling people)

woulda at least made the playoffs yeah

mchale has a goatee about a quarter grown in and it looks really bad

as a nuggets fan (who has always hated afflalo)/blazers secondary fan, afflalo in place of wes is so depressing

barry referred to mchale as possibly the best power forward ever which no offense to celtics fans but that seems like idk i can think of about 5-10 off the top of my head i'd take before him

at least 3 of whom are still active in the league!

as a blazer fan since day one of the franchise who has purely agnostic feelings about afflalo, afflalo in place of wes is hugely depressing any way.

whats yr beef with afflalo, kendrick lamar wrote a song abt him so he cant be all bad

xp

afflalo vs wes is just kind of a senator you're no jack kennedy thing

barry referred to mchale as possibly the best power forward ever which no offense to celtics fans but that seems like idk i can think of about 5-10 off the top of my head i'd take before him

― Clay, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 11:34 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk kevin mchale was really, really good

he's also not better than Duncan, KG, or Dirk

fwiw the mchale as greatest 4 is a simmons hot take also. never heard anybody but him make the claim before